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“I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Goalnaldo(m): 8:13pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled. He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler’s name. No one answered. The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying...“Lecture ends here. I’ll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time”. Everyone became interested. He started: “Yesterday night I tried hard to sleep, but it was miles away from my eyes, so I thought I’d better get petrol in my car, which will save my time next morning and might induce sleep. After having my tank full, I started roaming in that area, enjoying the peace of a traffic free ride. Suddenly, on the corner I saw a girl who was as young and beautiful as the clothes she was wearing. Must have been returning from a party. Out of courtesy, I turned my car towards her and asked if I may be of any help. She asked me if I could drop her to her home, she’ll be very obliged, to which I agreed. She sat in the front seat with me. We started talking, and to my amazement she was very intelligent, had control on many topics which many youngsters don’t. When we reached her address, she admitted my courteous nature and behavior and accepted that she had fallen in love with me. I also admitted her intelligence and beauty and that I’ve also started liking her. I told her about my job as a professor in the university. The girl asked my number, which I gave her willingly. Then she asked me a favor, to which I couldn’t have denied naturally. She said that her brother is a student in the same university, and asked me to take care of him, since we’ll be in a long relationship now. I asked the name of the student. She said that I’ll recognise him with one of his very prominent quality, He whistles a lot! (All eyes in the classroom turned towards the boy who had whistled). The professor said: “I didn’t buy my Ph.D in Psychology… I earned it. Now the guy is still receiving punishments. ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by SenorFax(m): 8:19pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
Ọmọ That's fvcking smart. ![]() |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Olascodonk(m): 8:35pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
Fear professors 1 Like |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Dobson43: 8:40pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
![]() I am getting tire of these copy and paste people |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by doggedfighter(f): 9:16pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
Caught ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by doggedfighter(f): 9:17pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
Dobson43: Pardon him because of people like me who hadn't read it before ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Hussein01(m): 9:50pm On Jun 25, 2020 |
this one na old post nah post wey I don read 2 years back on FB |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Dobson43: 6:46am On Jun 26, 2020 |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Goalnaldo(m): 7:59am On Jun 26, 2020 |
Dobson43:doing it as a tribute to the copy and paste inventor that died recently. ![]() |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by paulolee(m): 8:05am On Jun 26, 2020 |
have read it before and would still read it again and again because its just too funi.. |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Dobson43: 8:08am On Jun 26, 2020 |
Goalnaldo: Ah Bros, accept my simplest condolences |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by xxxXXXxxx: 7:08am On Jun 27, 2020 |
A good story indeed |
Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Goalnaldo(m): 2:01pm On Jul 15, 2020 |
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Re: “I Didn’t Buy My Ph.d In Psychology… I Earned It" by Meekha(m): 2:25pm On Jul 15, 2020 |
Smartness redefined! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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