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I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Rolexjerry(m): 2:02pm On Jun 27, 2020
I always read comments of people on this forum about how they can always masturbate anytime they want. But no matter how hard I try(out of curiosity, not as if I'm sex-starved oooo), I can't seem to get any result.
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by chatinent: 2:08pm On Jun 27, 2020
Judas should have sold some people.
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Vulcanheph(m): 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2020
Soapy gang and vaseline crew will love this thread.

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Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Blacknote: 2:39pm On Jun 27, 2020
Op

Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jun 27, 2020
Rolexjerry:
I always read comments of people on this forum about how they can always masturbate anytime they want. But no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get any result.
Don't let anyone lie to you; the advantages of masturbation outweigh its disadvantages:

1. It saves you from contracting STDs such as HIV/AIDS.

2. It helps u save money because no naija babe will give u kpekus without expecting money oooo. If you add up all these money for a month, then you be shocked to discover that you don't even spend that much on yourself.

3. It's helps to avoid a situation where u have to rape a girl who has refused to go down with u especially when konji has taken over you completely.

4. It helps to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

The list is endless.

So please, those of you that have collected Masters degree in that field, what's your secret.
HELP A BROTHER PLS.

DISCLAIMER: I'm not sex starved oooo. I have a girlfriend who gives me when I want.
I'm just curious because I've never gotten any result before whenever I try to masturbate. Thanks.
Ask Google you would find the answer there.

Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Nobody: 5:20pm On Jun 27, 2020
chatinent:
Judas should have sold some people.
in replace of Jesus ba? grin ; D grin
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by McBrooklyn(m): 6:01pm On Jun 27, 2020
Rolexjerry:
I can't seem to get any result.

Which result be that Bros?? cheesy
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by royid: 6:17pm On Jun 27, 2020
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Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Quality20(m): 6:25pm On Jun 27, 2020
it's not necessary, in as much as ur wife isn't complaining about ur performance, u are ok
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Ansufati: 7:09pm On Jun 27, 2020
Egungun be careful, once you enter it will be difficult to come out.
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by MrSensor(m): 7:18pm On Jun 27, 2020
Rolexjerry:
I always read comments of people on this forum about how they can always masturbate anytime they want. But no matter how hard I try(out of curiosity, not as if I'm sex-starved oooo), I can't seem to get any result.
So you cannot do a common masturbation? . I just finished my own now now.

Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Themainboy22: 7:19pm On Jun 27, 2020
Should we tell him? grin
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by callmeRichie(m): 7:45pm On Jun 27, 2020
Nobody can handle you more than yourself niggagringrin
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Oldoinyolengai(m): 8:00pm On Jun 27, 2020
Themainboy22:
Should we tell him? grin
Not till we collect admission fee grin
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jun 27, 2020
reduce ur sugar intake cheesy
difficulty in getting hard occurs when too much sugar is in your body system
reduce the way you consume table sugar
ice cream(take yogurt instead of ice cream)
cocacola and fanta
fruit juice(replace with whole fruits)
burger
donuts etc
then exercise your body
if you do this for one month u will be rocking hard like rockycheesy
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Mandela27: 8:30pm On Jun 27, 2020
Vulcanheph:
Soapy gang and vaseline crew will love this thread.
For this thread na only ur granny smile na bursss my bubble guy,the smile make me smile anyhow walahii!
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Rolexjerry(m): 10:35am On Jul 10, 2020
lefulefu:
reduce ur sugar intake cheesy
difficulty in getting hard occurs when too much sugar is in your body system
reduce the way you consume table sugar
ice cream(take yogurt instead of ice cream)
cocacola and fanta
fruit juice(replace with whole fruits)
burger
donuts etc
then exercise your body
if you do this for one month u will be rocking hard like rockycheesy
It's not as is I can't get hard but I can't masturbate
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Gabflex: 11:28am On Jul 10, 2020
Rolexjerry:
I always read comments of people on this forum about how they can always masturbate anytime they want. But no matter how hard I try(out of curiosity, not as if I'm sex-starved oooo), I can't seem to get any result.
you want to start what you cant finish, bro once u get it, your life will never remain the same, you better pray and take your mind off it.
it is addictive and destiny killer, it slows mans progress in life.
i know what am saying. pls just forget it.
na God dey try save you oooo

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Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by peacesampson(f): 11:53am On Jul 10, 2020
I will advise u not too
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Jul 10, 2020
Rolexjerry:

It's not as is I can't get hard but I can't masturbate
oh u can get hard?..thank God ooo cheesy..was thinking u dont have hardness anymore cheesy.anyway its not by force to masturbate if u not psychologically into it.as long as ur sex life is fine then everything is ok.
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by bishop212(m): 1:38pm On Jul 19, 2020
Guy. U better not mess with that thing.. Cine to think of it, how can u stimulate ursef and get satisfied with ursef by ursef? That shit Is spiritual.. Remove ur mind from it before u plung deep. Masturbators sex demons.
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by stanliwise(m): 1:40pm On Jul 19, 2020
Rolexjerry:
I always read comments of people on this forum about how they can always masturbate anytime they want. But no matter how hard I try(out of curiosity, not as if I'm sex-starved oooo), I can't seem to get any result.
Your bank don empty. Evil girls don fetch am finish. Go and do sperm transplant
Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by stanliwise(m): 1:41pm On Jul 19, 2020
bishop212:
Guy. U better not mess with that thing.. Cine to think of it, how can u stimulate ursef and get satisfied with ursef by ursef? That shit Is spiritual.. Remove ur mind from it before u plung deep. Masturbators sex demons.
This one eyah come again

Re: I Can't Masturbate, Is It Normal? by Rolexjerry(m): 1:48pm On Jul 19, 2020
stanliwise:
Your bank don empty. Evil girls don fetch am finish. Go and do sperm transplant
Ha ha ha ha

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