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Re: by Omar09(m): 6:29pm On Jul 04, 2020
Alright... I'm not on curry yet, but this is what's bothering me and I know I will figure it out when I'm on my curry...


Why can't I order security like I order my pizza?

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Re: by Omar09(m): 6:30pm On Jul 04, 2020
One invention that will break the world is if we build a physical border between our dreams and the real world so that we can withdraw our cash that we earned in the dream.
Re: by anthonyuncle(m): 8:42pm On Jul 04, 2020
Shanklee:
You are highly welcome boss. You fit try buy coconut for junction grin
them no open
Re: by anthonyuncle(m): 8:44pm On Jul 04, 2020
Omar09:
One invention that will break the world is if we build a physical border between our dreams and the real world so that we can withdraw our cash that we earned in the dream.

it will be very good o.
all those ladies that we do have sex with in da dream,
we will lash them for real

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Re: by Deepocean(m): 10:14pm On Jul 04, 2020
Pouring hot water on the ground sounds different from pouring cold water on the ground, even when they are of same quantity.

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Re: by Omar09(m): 7:37am On Jul 05, 2020
anthonyuncle:


it will be very good o.
all those ladies that we do have sex with in da dream,
we will lash them for real

Yes! Yes! You correct.
Re: by Nobody: 3:08pm On Jul 05, 2020
NewBea:
Connection between phone call and gas explosion is what i still don't understand!
Very confusing
Re: by illicit(m): 9:29am On Jul 07, 2020
Is it a crime if I pay people to beat me up voluntarily
Re: by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 07, 2020
illicit:
Is it a crime if I pay people to beat me up voluntarily

I can beat you up at a very cheap price boss
Re: by illicit(m): 10:39am On Jul 07, 2020
Shanklee:

I can beat you up at a very cheap price boss
But if I end up beating u, I must get refund o
grin
Re: by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 07, 2020
illicit:


But if I end up beating u, I must get refund o

grin
grin grin grin

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Re: by FrankBass281(m): 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2020
sometimes when I pollute,I wonder where it goes..
Re: by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 07, 2020
FrankBass281:
sometimes when I pollute,I wonder where it goes..
It goes back to revenge the times you get beaten in primary school for polluting the air even though you are innocent grin
Re: by Callertunez: 8:24pm On Jul 07, 2020
undecided

The stuff burnt in incense is weed... It gets the demon high and makes it leave the host... because you can't smoke in a closed door forever... you gats take small fresh air...
Re: by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jul 07, 2020
Callertunez:
undecided

The stuff burnt in incense is weed... It gets the demon high and makes it leave the host... because you can't smoke in a closed door forever... you gats take small fresh air...
grin

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