EbenezerTriumph:
obviously this is the new scam trend

Futuragetty:

Broski, mind what you say oh. covid-19 is real. you may even be a carrier. have you been tested? Most people don't show symptoms because of the number of malaria drugs we have been abusing

Katanko I've banned three of your accounts Sweetgoodie Ogbenidayo Hushpapy and i'll ban this one when i want to.Get sense! remember you said i'll run,now who is running? OlodoWereyewuarabada!!!

KATANKO you are the coward here.I know you like me but sorry bro,i ain't gay.But you could pass me your sis or babe so i can fvck her to multiple orgasms and suck her congo dry.

Albedo27:
OF DAVID UMAHI, EBONYI STATE AND THE GOVERNANCE OF SMOKESCREEN

Gov David Umahi of Ebonyi State in his usual whet dance had yesterday announced that today, Friday, 3rd of July, 2020, his result for Covid-19 test would be out. One ought not to give him a listening attention but for the purpose of clarity and further unravelling of his governance of claptraps, as someone who has been in the know of his crafty ways, I would like to nibble at the sac of what are likely to be his game plans this time.

1.
Gov Umahi wants to test himself positive and seek a private treatment. He would not want to be kept in the facility he claims to have built for this purpose. He would like to retire to his Uburu dome.

2.
While retiring to his Uburu dome, he would ensure that no camera followed him as long the period would last. He would discard some of the security attachments around him. He would only go with two or three of them and with a car or two only without a trace of governorship on them.

3.
He would hand over leadership to his deputy only on air. He would not hand over in the actual sense of it. He would lock up the Government House and put the keys in his pockets as usual.

4.
While the public would be thinking he's at an isolation facility, Gov Umahi would be supervising his personal projects which include the ongoing expansion of his hotel in Uburu, the one under construction off Abacha Road, opposite Garret Clinic, Portharcourt, Rivers State and numerous others.

5.
He would use the opportunity to brainstorm alongside his inner-house syndicate the next political gimmicks to embark upon and possibly, reach out to the EFCC over a petition on graft against his boys in his government over the N2billion CBN Agric Loan of 2016. The crime is very obvious. When the EFCC wanted to visit the state over the matter recently, the governor took the persons directly affected to the Covid-19 isolation facility in Abakaliki and declared them positive. In order to scare the EFCC from the state, the case of Covid-19 has since been receiving fictive increase to the tune of 400 cases.

6.
The governor would use the opportunity to retire some idle public monies and prepare grounds for the influx of new ones into his personal coffer.

7.
He has been running from pillar to post for quite some time now. Had Covid-19 not come, he could use the opportunity to travel to India or Dubai or China for rendezvous and for other things. Now that foreign trips are not possible, he would resort to hibernating somewhere not known to the public to have some rest.

8.
Gov Umahi is not happy with the Federal Government's decision to open interstate borders. Left for him, the lockdown should linger till December so he could go on with his business with the Covid-19. He wants to use this opportunity and devise means of returning Ebonyi State into more stringent conditions anchored upon Covid-19.

9.
Under the management of the state by his deputy, Barr. Dr. Kelechi Igwe, over 100 new cases of Covid-19 will be announced to shoot it up to 500. Then, he must have attended to all his personal businesses. Now, he'll come back to the state capital and deal with Ebonyi people in manners he never had done before.

10.
At the end, Gov Umahi will be the one giving Ebonyi and his own government bad publicity, not the opposition and the print media journalists any longer.

NCN.

This is a yesterday facebook post by Nwaoba chika Nwaoba, the publicity Secretary of APC Ebonyi state.

Witchersunited:
These governors are amusing, if there is anyone with lower chances of infection, it's the governor, have you gone to visit one before?


Even before the virus, the protocol is mad, the amount of people you will meet before him are close to 40, I dont think now that the virus is known and how it spreads is known, its possible for him to be infected, they just use it as yardstick to milk their states further

Inquire how much his treatment will cost and then you will see it .

Witchersunited:
These governors are amusing, if there is anyone with lower chances of infection, it's the governor, have you gone to visit one before?


Even before the virus, the protocol is mad, the amount of people you will meet before him are close to 40, I dont think now that the virus is known and how it spreads is known, its possible for him to be infected, they just use it as yardstick to milk their states further

Inquire how much his treatment will cost and then you will see it .

achierosion:


Levels,
You really captured the whole scenario,
Dave is dribbling us too much biko.

Cyberterror:
How will this news stop Ebonyi people from going about doing what they know how to do best.

SirWarlock:
They have quick and easy access to tests

Cyberterror:
How will this news stop Ebonyi people from going about doing what they know how to do best.

Cyberterror:
How will this news stop Ebonyi people from going about doing what they know how to do best.

ODJ124:
nawaooo.... this one governors are testing positive.....
seems it's God's judgement.... or it's just a scam...

Frankcallys:


Listen here, I tell you what... when empty vessels like you post comments like this, I always laugh at y'all cos you are not better than most of us from Ebonyi state.

If we are to check our values right now, trust me... You will be found wanted in every aspect, even more wanted than most of us from Ebonyi state.

I'm proudly Ebonyian and don't think you or anyone from your side worths a cent of most Ebonyians you tagged worthless and Street Hawkers.

We might be all hawkers like you claimed but we are hard working and good people compared to the likes of you. And if you are not down with what I've just said, I got 2 words for you... Remain blessed!

I would have cursed out your sorry and ignorant a*s right now, but you are damn lucky today is Sunday and I don't want Angel Gabe to flog you with 5 stripe koboko this morning. It's all good continue with your quest dissing Ebonyians, we ain't ruffled one bit!

I am proudly Ebonyian and there's nothing and I mean no damn thing you can do about it. I nyuo anwu, ogbaa gi na otule

riczy:
and which of d gov had died from d Covid-19? God punishment Ke, recovery ni!

Cyberterror:
How will this news stop Ebonyi people from going about doing what they know how to do best.

Trailblazer1:
Most of y'all will think that Covid-19 is only affecting the elites



Wait, until you're tested.



1/10 of Nigeria's population are already infected, but we don't know because we've not been tested yet.