Goalnaldo:
I've been drinking smoking cigars Used to sing and play my guitar Now I'm lost in this sambissa

BadRadio:
where is Nooil?

Nooil:



Will you play Ed Sheeran's Perfect?

BadRadio:
what for? or for who?

why? for u?

Nooil:

For the girl you want to deceive.

Nooil:


For the girl you want to deceive.

BadRadio:
I have a special number for u... when are u coming?

Nooil:


Do you have a grand or baby piano? Can you sing like John Legend or Ed Sheeran?

J111333:
Be there playing guitar while I borrow money from my village community bank and use am snatch your girlfriend away.
Mtchew, all these lover boys sef.

J111333:
Be there playing guitar while I borrow money from my village community bank and use am snatch your girlfriend away.
Mtchew, all these lover boys sef.

BadRadio:


Guys: wanna be a casanova? or a champion in the game?

If you dont have a guitar, GET ONE
If you dont know how to stroke it, LEARN

97% of ladies naturally likes a guy that knows how to play, stroke or skillfully navigate the guitar.

The sounds of guitar puts them in a trance of love when u stroke the instrument to their hearing... and before she snaps out of it sometimes the sharp guy don chop am


Let your guitar do the talking

Ishilove:

Some of us prefer the piano

Ishilove:

Lmaaaao! When we say Nigerian men are not romantic they will deny it.

BadRadio:
Hypnotise knows how to use the guitar too to do the talking.

Ishilove:

Lmaaaao! When we say Nigerian men are not romantic they will deny it.

Hypnotise:

You're right. The sweet melodies from delicately stroking my guitar draws a lady closer and paves way for the main event. Soon she'll want me to stroke her too

J111333:
Ishilove, choose between a romantic man and money man.

I'm waiting for your answer and please be fast about it.

joseph1832:
being romantic in Nigeria doesn't always get you the girl, that's why Nigerian men aren't really romantic.

Ishilove:

It is possible to be a romantic money man. In fact, there is nothing more romantic than taking a leisurely stroll with your partner to an ATM. It can make any woman's heart melt.

Ishilove:

Says who, Big Joe? People like me who are very romantic get dazzled by sweet poems, perfumed, hand written love letters and surprise credit alerts into my bank account

J111333:
Truly, it will be hard for a woman to make heaven.

Pray you no meet me at the gate on that day because I go report you to Angel Michael say you be golddigger goldexcavator.

joseph1832:
unfortunately there aren't many girls like you. The girls we have today, their idea of 'romantic' is to buy them the latest iPhone, take them shopping, buy them cars etc.

Write them a poem and they'll tell you "na poem I go chop". Lol. They forget they can't still eat all the things you buy them. Talk about narrow mindedness.