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My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Reckyjrmiyagy(m): 9:27pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
My Name is Johnny. I have a girlfriend. She is 20 while I am 24 She is using Infinix Phone and iPhone while I am using Nokia . I bought the phones for her because I love her so much. I send #200 card to her every day but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink only pure water and eat groundnut. One day, I bought #500 card for her When we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn't allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her, she would shout at me harshly. What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to #500 ? Or should I buy another Infinix phone (#75,000) for her and iPhoneX (#370,000) for her too? I know that she loves me very much, but she's just pretending as if she doesn't... Follow me for more updates 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Bola146(f): 9:29pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
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Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Nkiru65(f): 9:31pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Reckyjrmiyagy:If this is true story then you must be a fool 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by XXXXTENTACION: 9:38pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Nkiru65:so he is now a fool for loving with all his heart and brain |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by anthonyuncle(m): 9:45pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
wakanda shit is dz? how dare u gather us here for dz rubbish 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Born2Breed(f): 9:45pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Na to pull shirt run enter market remain for this one. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by donbachi(m): 9:50pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Wat u need is papa ade's slaps...to wake u up from ur slumber. |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by yomi007k(m): 9:52pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Talk true make devil shame. |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Some people will not just get the sarcasm in this. See them already insulting op. Well this was a funny read though...funny enough there are lots of Simps with similar stories on NL. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Ladylite: 9:58pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Reckyjrmiyagy: Some people may call you a slowpoke or a foooool but I feel you are just insecure. At 24 you should have been working on yourself and not ladies. The girl is not your girlfriend, she is just using you as a sad excuse to keep company. So just wake up. Cut off from her and take time to learn about what a relationship should be, not what society says. Stay single for a year to really know what you want, beyond pretty face and shape. It is well 1 Like |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by sakanifemi123(m): 10:14pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Bollywood movies i dey following, how come this true, I Neva spend money on my family na girl way I go be worshipping, bro nice write up |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Zabiboy: 10:31pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Naija ladies would be setting standards but yet they cant understand simple sarcasm.... Spits 3 Likes
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Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Drsnives(m): 10:49pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
me no kukuma see the one weh won chop my money |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by HomerTimpson: 11:10pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Ladylite:why you so fine like this with such a beautyFULL brain?We must be friends o and please don't say no 1 Like |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Tolu131: 11:14pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Nollywood inspired story |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by jedisco(m): 11:27pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
While the story is a funny one, its more amusing how almost everyone on the thread had jumped to attack the op. Is it that they can't see that this is an obvious joke? |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Ladylite: 11:27pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
HomerTimpson: Yes boss |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Rickmann: 11:37pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Reckyjrmiyagy: Oga getaway hia...who are you telling this cock and bull shit...Rubbish! |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by HomerTimpson: 11:38pm On Jul 04, 2020 |
Ladylite:. Thanks mam,i've PMed you,hoping to get your response soon |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Reckyjrmiyagy(m): 12:14am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Guys this just a joke. Thanks for your humble insults. Have a nice weekend |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Reckyjrmiyagy(m): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Nkiru65:havb aunty I no fit tell Una joke as free happy weekend? |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Reckyjrmiyagy(m): 12:20am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Nkiru65:person no fit joke for NL? |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by starbuck(f): 12:34am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Nigeria don do some people strong thing that they can't distinguish between sarcasm and serious problems 1 Like |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Holuwaseun001(m): 12:41am On Jul 05, 2020 |
U be correct mumu [quote author=Reckyjrmiyagy post=91384384]My Name is Johnny. I have a girlfriend. She is 20 while I am 24 She is using Infinix Phone and iPhone while I am using Nokia . I bought the phones for her because I love her so much. I send #200 card to her every day but she doesn't call me. She only flashes me. Whenever we go to a restaurant, I buy her Red wine, Juices and fried rice while I drink only pure water and eat groundnut. One day, I bought #500 card for her When we were together, she called another guy and told the guy that she loves him and will marry him. When I asked her who she was calling, she said that she was only joking. She has never ever visited my house and she doesn't allow me to visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her, she would shout at me harshly. What should I do? Should I increase the recharge card I buy for her to #500 ? Or should I buy another Infinix phone (#75,000) for her and iPhoneX (#370,000) for her too? I know that she loves me very much, but she's just pretending as if she doesn't... Follow me for more updates[/quote ] |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Reckyjrmiyagy(m): 12:44am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Holuwaseun001:na Johnny be mumu Na reckyjr be my name |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Martinez39s(m): 12:54am On Jul 05, 2020 |
Lol. Let her sideguy buy you a wristwatch so you can have something to play with while they make out or keep each other company. |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Biglittlelois(f): 1:28pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
Ladylite: That guy insulted you when he said "beautiFULL brain" and you still don't get it, smh.... 1 Like |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by MJBOLT: 1:31pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
buy her a range rover velar,you have my full support nothing do you Reckyjrmiyagy: |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
Another love struck Ozuor � |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
You don buy phone for your parents and siblings because of smelly towtow wey other people dey fck you come turn slowpoke |
Re: My Name Is Johnny. I Have A Girlfriend. She Is 20 While I Am 24 She Is Using Inf by oluwaseyi0: 1:47pm On Jul 05, 2020 |
Cock and bull story andwriters are here again |
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