Omo.. this closet White pass Nnamdi Kanu set of Teeth... Sparkling White.

APOPTOSIS:

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I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

Make una dey do o, una hear. You want to plan her too abi? Kwantinue

Godsonjolly:
Good day everyone, pls guys my laptop crashed recently, the screen got white,even connected it to a TV so I can manage it like that to avoid stress but it's not helping as the laptop is tired of life,the ba3 is even bad, tried repairing but Its gonna cost a lot. Lost all my data's, files, project works, some files that aren't even mine. I'm a student who earns little by doing menial work. Now that there's lock down, it's hard coping. And I need a laptop to continue learning Web design and graphics design just to make ends meet. Pls, I've only been able to gather 20k just from my personal money, families would have helped but they passing through challenges far weighted than mine. Pls everyone, ntn is small. My only skill is playing the piano,I'm hard working but thing's are really down. Just help me pls, I'm soliciting for help.. God bless

U wan play your fornat here abi ?
U've posted this yesterday and someone has replied that he has a Laptop for you. WETIN U DEY FIND AGAIN ... ?

APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

Weird family! This snake is enough for me to send my wife packing back to her father's house. God forbid I die because of her careless jokes.

Oldoinyolengai:
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's conversation with the snake.

A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history.

lols wisdom

Oldoinyolengai:
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's conversation with the snake.

A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history.

lols wisdom

APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

PLS BE VERY CAREFUL, DON'T TAKE UR PLAY TO A LEVEL WE WILL NOT LIKE OR A FATAL STORY WE WILL NOT WANT TO HEAR OR READ OF. PLS SHOW MATURITY IN DEALING WITH HER. NOW THAT, U KNOW HER ANTECEDENTS. GOD BLESS UR HOME AND GV U WISDOM TO LEAD D HOME ARIGHT.

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

you and your wife self be like akin and pawpaw!!

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached

Scared of snakes? You are on your own.

pri4life:
lack of knowledge takes a man early to his grave. oga your wife needs deliverance

Not Really Brother.
I'm a Medical Practitioner.
It will be absurd to believe such especially going by the tenets that govern this locality I reside....
So Calm down.
Nothing spiritual here

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

All you need is a sparkling 3 or 4 yards of white cloth. When she's gone to the kitchen or toilet, rap yourself with it from head to toe and stand at the corner of the living room. Humming like a hive of bees.

Only be ready for the aftermath because she could faint thinking she's seeing a dead person.

APOPTOSIS:

I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

this one is fun! But the snake to me, is a no no! It can't even touch a dead snake!

APOPTOSIS:

Thank u. Neat Apartments give me orgasm. And I do the cleaning myself.
I wouldn't like a situation where, I will be running Helter-Skelter when visitors or friends storm my apartment unannounced.
I always want to be confident asking someone to assist me in getting something from my house.

most nairaland guys no dey clean toilets at all, their own na to shit n leave am for their partners to clean up. thumbs up for ur neatness

wisethoughts:
What? Is that a real python?

No nha nylon bag

for me I go do her worst self,but I don't fear this I will use hand to catch it.

This isn’t funny or playful. How did she get hold of the snake??

She go just go her papa house. Which kain rough play be that?

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached

Swears!!
Me too.

marisdgreat:

most nairaland guys no dey clean toilets at all, their own na to shit n leave am for their partners to clean up. thumbs up for ur neatness

Clout chaser

Icon79:
Op, if you’re a believer, I will advise you to take your wife to anointed man of God for a deliverance ministration. This whole thing is not a laughing matter, something tells me that she’s possessed by a serpentine spirit.

She needs deliverance or else she might put you and your family in danger one of these days.


O pari

haba!!!!
Small play and you're already calling her possessed
See why marriages in Nigeria lack vibes and the couples just dey dull themselves there

APOPTOSIS:

.
I just have to plan her too.
But I really need something weird..
Octopus preferably..!!
Or what do you suggest..?

op be careful of ur wife, of all animal, egungun be careful o

Oldoinyolengai:
Rather than the frightening sight of the snake, you should be more concerned of your wife's conversation with the snake.

A combination of woman and snake has caused man's downfall, something which is recorded since the beginning of history.

Hmmmnn

dalass:


You call live snake in a WC early morning fun?

You have a weird. Fun sense abeg

The snake may be on the bed to wake you up next... Yuck... I hate reptiles!

Don't want to imagine this,
Snake on my bed??
God forbid!!!

If it's a real snake, then your wife has a covenant with snake. She could just change to snake one day. I don't trust women who play with snakes. You had better protect yourself spiritually. I mean fortify yourself in Christ.

GuestLog:
Weird family! This snake is enough for me to send my wife packing back to her father's house. God forbid I die because of her careless jokes.

GuestLog:
Weird family! This snake is enough for me to send my wife packing back to her father's house. God forbid I die because of her careless jokes.

Nawa ooo
Small play you wan send her go her papa house
Someone cannot play with you again

APOPTOSIS:

U dey Laugh....
No Worry naaa
You needed to have seen me that very moment.
I was fixated to the earth because I was almost close and never expected it.
This one is beyond rhetorics or play....

My conclusion: You have a happy family. A playful wife. You're a lucky man.
But na expensive joke be this sha

Pa3cia:

Don't want to imagine this,
Snake on my bed??
God forbid!!!

I hate it with passion.. It must not be anywhere around my house, especially not in my house ... Awww

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

ModestGal:
Wow, your wife is very playful. I like that, what a lovely wife.

Though no one dares play with me with that animal, I hate it very much and I even hate people calling its name around me, thats why I do not like lalasticla.la posts,it must contain **the animal (sorry, I can't type the name out,I'm that scary of it)
Even this post, I had to close my eyes to make sure to make sure I read only the words and not see the picture attached

This is so me.. I hate the animal with. passion. I can't buy any bag or shoes with it's print, reading this post I had to scroll the pictures quickly cos I I can't bear the sight. I always avoid lalasticlala posts as well.

sisisioge:


Like she's aiming to give him heart attack with fright abi? I thought I was alone with the disgust feeling! If that guy were someone with some heart issues, she might have given him heart attack biko! What for! Someone else says to wear black garment and jump her in the dark...Lord! Biko I dont have sense of humour again

Many people are freaks... They love freaking people out.... I hate unpleasant surprises.. I no want heart attack abegi

EmmaNuella77:
The cistern is sparkling

Not quite long i knew this thing was not WATER SYSTEM.... But water cistern!!

Your wife must be fun in an extreme way. An extremist I guess. But your toilet is exceedingly clean. I wouldn't mine eating there

KrazyDave16:

Yeah it's weird but between having an abusive marriage and this kinda marriage, I'd go with this one

Oh really

Some of these pranks can make a man go freaking mad at the extreme "joke"

We need to realise some of these pranks can be injurious, deadly and not take things too far.... Rubber snakes..well.... But live one Na wahala be that oh