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Pregnant Daughter by kemisuga(f): 9:12am On Feb 04, 2011 |
A Nigerian mother asks her pregnant teenage daughter ''Adunni how did you get pregnant?? ''i told you, if a man touches your breast say 'DON'T' and if he touches your virgina say 'STOP', The girl says "But mamma, i did, He was touching both places at the same time so i said "DON'T STOP, |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by VALIDATOR: 10:13am On Feb 04, 2011 |
Nice one.Very funny. |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by kemisuga(f): 10:28am On Feb 04, 2011 |
Thanks |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by Nelson6(m): 11:21am On Feb 04, 2011 |
hahahahaha she obeyed her mother, wish all girls will tell me that |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by kemisuga(f): 11:28am On Feb 04, 2011 |
@ Nelson - Then you will become the Father of the Nations, after impregnating all the gurls. |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by babyme1(f): 11:33am On Feb 04, 2011 |
Kemi that sounds like you. |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by kemisuga(f): 12:06pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
@ Baby - Her name is Adunni not Kemi |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by Nelson6(m): 12:28pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
kemisuga:no stress so long as u will be among |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by oderemo(m): 1:41pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
that i.d.i.o.t.i.c joke coming from a woman, what next. guess what bed tym stories you read .,sure its not shakespear. more like VANITY, GQ. |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by Ben13: 2:39pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Joke of the week |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by comptia(m): 3:04pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
nice one bro |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by kemisuga(f): 3:18pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
@ Ode remo (Ijebu) - Wat's your stress, na by force to give comment |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by Nelson6(m): 3:24pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
i tire sha . . . .my sweet suga suga , . . dont mind the pikin . post more jokes jare |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by oderemo(m): 3:55pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- @ Ode remo (Ijebu) - Wat's your stress, na by force to give comment LENU E. i tot this is a public forum so comment allowed. ijebu, whats dat all abt? ma lo soko oh. if land anywhere oh. |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by kemisuga(f): 4:20pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
"ma lo soko oh. if land anywhere oh." @ Ode remo - are u speaking in tongues or wat? cos I dnt get dat |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by oderemo(m): 5:24pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
some ppl. sha. how u decipher ode remo= ijebu but cant work out the odas. well 2 - 1 = ? hoops am spkg in tongues again. |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by kemisuga(f): 2:34pm On Feb 07, 2011 |
:d ;d :p ;d ;d :-x |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by adetolaf: 1:01pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
kemi i really like your jokes, keep it up.nice one |
Re: Pregnant Daughter by shakara4u(m): 1:10pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
kemi nyc ones, this mumu is on the lose again,kemi dont mind it |
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