It took about 1 year, 5 months, 2 days, 18 hrs and some 26 minutes for the previous "Iice Can I Meet You?" thread to hit the 100 page ceiling. I wonder how long this Season 3 (or is it 4?) of the thread would last. . .

^{I just dey feel like a cross between Pythagoras and Calculus so meeeeen} 

ajadrage:

If only by virtue of the fact that that poor feline is about to become some baby food, I cannot possibly, rationally or realistically be tying nuptials with it. However, now that you popped a question, hmmm. . .

erhmmm abeg wetin dat ingrish mean? 

ajadrage:

Talking about cats, this here thread sef na wa sha, it is proving to have as many lives (if not more) as a cat. I no fit remember how many times we don start from page one before, and now, again, we are back to page one. This must stand as some nairaland record.

^{drums rolling, with trumpet blasts and crashing cymbals ) And the award for the thread with the most staying power goes to. . .}   

egbon ade? erhmmmmm      tis a natural phenomenon, file beee 

ajadrage:

It took about 1 year, 5 months, 2 days, 18 hrs and some 26 minutes for the previous "Iice Can I Meet You?" thread to hit the 100 page ceiling. I wonder how long this Season 3 (or is it 4?) of the thread would last. . .

^{I just dey feel like a cross between Pythagoras and Calculus so meeeeen} 

na today! Einstein own nor reach yah level, you must be a tax collector in real life 

ajad you nor well

Ikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A manly man like me is here and you're kissing a woman?

sharrap and go chop igbe

^^wu teach u igbe

na you

Where U @
Miss U loads

you nefa learn yet?

if dem arrest me na your fault

i dey laff like i tiff

yes you done did am oh

for whia?

abeg your sentence na to come bath,feed and sing me to sleep for the next 5 years 

who give you permission to sleep?

i don talk my own . .today na today

you wont sleep

bribe

yes but no chingum oh

dey tempt me, so after i chew na you go report me to mama

Hw many times I go give up

Mobinga !!!

Of vanity and "sit-tightism", power as the nemesis of Africa's politicians. In my exhilaration at the triumph of a people, I feel a pity for my brethren in Egypt, for to them as well as us all, it will never be uhuru  . . .     

^{Warning! This is exactly what too many chingum chewing can do to the brains}        

you wont kill me