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Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa In Shock Move To Kano Pillars After Failing To Find Foreign Club by 5Gbabe: 11:31pm On Apr 12, 2021
my own be say why be say if person no get money him mouth go big ones u get money the person mouth go come small go chick zlatan on u go no
Business / Re: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by 5Gbabe: 7:39am On Apr 11, 2021
tayo60:
Mine are my customers that buy things from me and refuse to pay. When I now ask them to pay, they start misbehaving, making me look bad for asking them my money. Some people are so bad, they don't have human feeling. At times they make me regret selling things for them.
na for nnwi na u go see those kind of customers if u ask them for ur money them go change am for u
Business / Re: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by 5Gbabe: 7:36am On Apr 11, 2021
ArticleBeast:

I gats take the approach when the guy tell me say even Nigeria dey owe make I allow am rest
if them no day plan to pay back na watin u go hear be that

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Business / Re: Share Your Experience Collecting Your Money Back From Your Debtors by 5Gbabe: 7:34am On Apr 11, 2021
Lovethaa:
Lol...

Okay so this guy called me up begging me to pls lend him money , he was a close friend so I decided to help him out , I gave him the 50k he requested and he promised to pay back month end..

Normally I would have dashed him the whole money but at the time I borrowed him I was broke and I borrowed to save him and also as a way to keep me from spending the money because that was like my last card ..


Month end reach and this guy did not call or text , after a week I called him and he told me to forget the money now , " u be big boy now "... I told him I'm broke and the money is my last hope , next tin I know this guy hangs up on me..

I was mad ehn.. I called him again and he didn't pick , he later blocked my line on phone and WhatsApp ... I was pissed but I remain calm , he taught me a bitter lesson.... But God will have it ,after about 3 months he did a business deal with a friend of mine ,..


The guy then gave me his own share cos his number was not going through at that time , so the guy gave me the cash to pass it to him , the cash was 120k.
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since he had block me I couldn't call him , by the time he got to know that his money was with me he almost ran mad.. he couldn't drag it.. he begged and begged and begged and ask people to beg me .. I accepted his plea but that was after I removed 70k.....
oil dey ur head too

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Romance / Re: Why Do Men Come Back After A Breakup Instead Of Moving On? by 5Gbabe: 11:48am On Apr 09, 2021
Jeon:

order for ur perfume oil now
yes how much nwanne
Romance / Re: If You Return From Work And See Your Ex Has Brought You These(photos) by 5Gbabe: 11:28am On Apr 09, 2021
I will tell her to sell some and use the money for Noddles so e go bam

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Get Pregnant For Me And Am Not Even Working Yet Pls Advice.... by 5Gbabe: 11:17am On Apr 09, 2021
omo no gree e done happen to me as I get her p na so she take bone boy omo this girl come change for me now

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Romance / Re: Do Ladies Really Like Funny Guys? by 5Gbabe: 11:04am On Apr 09, 2021
if u just pop out cash for a girl u are the funniest guy ever leave
Crime / Re: Man Cuts Off Teenager's Hand For Resisting Rape In Uganda (Photo) by 5Gbabe: 10:58am On Apr 09, 2021
the girl no do where if some one wants to rape u just till him to chill that u won't to suck his dick then cut am with ur teeth na u win and God win too
Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by 5Gbabe: 11:42pm On Apr 06, 2021
una so I day Bleep one fine girl I come day supplies as she day shout Bleep baba I masturbation is rubbish promise u will Bleep me for ever
omo I purse
Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by 5Gbabe: 11:38pm On Apr 06, 2021
inumidun2010:
I always suspect any lady that visit Mall to buy only CUCUMBER.. Cos I know Cucumber is not sweet, doesn't have a good taste and few ladies make FRUIT SALAD... I've met VIRGIN GIRLS who are MASTURBATORS though..

Note* They are only VIRGINS with respect to PENETRATION...
hahahahahhahahahhaa
Romance / Re: I Stopped Masturbating 7 Months Ago - Nigerian Lady Celebrates by 5Gbabe: 11:37pm On Apr 06, 2021
lilvicky68:
You stopped masturbation and continued with fornication.. wetin you gain apart from uncalled abortions and STDs..
e better make u day Bleep than to day masturbate I day tell
Romance / Re: Guys, Who Would You Marry Between The Two? by 5Gbabe: 11:31pm On Apr 06, 2021
LMS1:
Since I Cheated On The Lady Who Stood By Me When I Had Nothing I Will Actually Cheat Again On The Lady Who Helped Me Become Something
By Marrying The Girl With The Biggest Breast.. cheesy
Sense Will Not Kill Me grin
hahaha oga u done mad ooo
Celebrities / Re: Falz Tattoos His Family Members Face On His Arm (Photos, Video) by 5Gbabe: 11:27pm On Apr 06, 2021
it's only love can make u go this lent
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Intimidated By A Girl? by 5Gbabe: 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2021
Natotogokillme:
Yes o. One told me to fvck her without condom or forget it. That's intimidating, considering the level of my konji at the time
na so girl day take dash guys HIV be that ooo any girl way day ok no fit yarn such
Romance / Re: Fun Thread: Guys, Choose Your Poison. by 5Gbabe: 4:53pm On Apr 04, 2021
the way I take love girl way day smoke even me day fear
Romance / Re: I Tried Asking A Girl Out Again And Guess What by 5Gbabe: 4:48pm On Apr 04, 2021
if u like pay for hear 300 or 3000 na another guy go Bleep her tonight and na go be AtM of the movement
Romance / Re: I Tried Asking A Girl Out Again And Guess What by 5Gbabe: 4:45pm On Apr 04, 2021
liveyourlife007:
Lolz. People go just dey put themselves into wahala.

If you take that 300 carry 5000 odds. 100 naira per slip. Shey you know the potential win sha?

Make I help you
5000x100= 500000

X3 = 1.5 million

You just gave your destiny to a woman.
hahahahahhahahahhaa tell him mugu man
Romance / Re: I've Never Been In A Relationship Because I Hate Simping! by 5Gbabe: 4:38pm On Apr 04, 2021
quote]no go day waste ur money on girl friend couse small problem u go get that same girl go japa if na Bleep u worn Bleep go to the u no naaaa me self I no dey pick my girl call again she worn use billing finish me
Romance / Re: I've Never Been In A Relationship Because I Hate Simping! by 5Gbabe: 4:37pm On Apr 04, 2021
maiquel:
You're cheap if all you chase is a prostitute.
And if this is all there is about being a redpill, then you're all cheap!
na the juju way she take holl u dey talk no be u

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Chioma Step Out For A Fun Date With Her Friend Nayomee Amidst Scandal by 5Gbabe: 11:48pm On Apr 01, 2021
una no go believe say na me say Bleep this girl me self I no day believe am self if day Bleep self
Autos / Re: 2009 Toyota Corolla LE Available Gray & Black @3.3m Asking by 5Gbabe: 11:46pm On Apr 01, 2021
why u go come sell me this motor 3.3 nawo na Benz be this

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Health / Re: Pls Help.. It's So Difficult For Me To Pee by 5Gbabe: 11:44pm On Apr 01, 2021
hhahaahhahaha my guy done collect hahahaahha who u Bleep last

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Romance / Re: April Fool's Prank by 5Gbabe: 11:31pm On Apr 01, 2021
na so my girl way her pussy done taya me take call me today tell me say she no one do again say it's over na so she cut as I go buy beer day drink call my guy tell say that my done brake up with me we day happy together na this same girl call me again day laugh oooo say na April fool omo me I no gree 12 of her friends done call day beg I no do again be say I no do again

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Romance / Re: Thread closed by 5Gbabe: 11:24pm On Apr 01, 2021
SeaTrade:
Before your back up comes,a lot of macheting and axing would have gone down,putting who knows what on whom?
Like I said,violence is very unnecessary in cases like this ,no let women put you in a place of regret.
I have a woman too and there's been issues of guys cat calling her and making shitty remarks in the market or so...never for once have I been called to come and fight!
The only time I've been called was when she bashed someone's car and the guy was talking carelessly and holding her hostage,I came and PAID and not nodding people's mouth.
Your wife still has a lot of growing up to do,I'm just giving you advise not to take aggravated action where not necessary.
Yahoo and cultism go hand in hand,especially in Benin where boys carry automatic machine guns.Be wise,make woman no kill you weh another man go still carry tomorrow.
You can take it however you want,but this is experience101
ogo no vex ooo but this thing way this guy talk na true oooooo

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Romance / Re: April Fool Gone Wrong. Lady Broke Up With Her Man by 5Gbabe: 11:16pm On Apr 01, 2021
orohbiro:
Is made up not make up olodo
hahahhhhaaahahahhhaa
Romance / Re: Is This A Sign I Should Run? by 5Gbabe: 11:14pm On Apr 01, 2021
God bless me make I form say I day poor so I go get a better girl way go love me 4 the one room way I go take form my poor ass na so I go take marry my own in Jesus name. Amen
Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Lady Does This To You: by 5Gbabe: 11:04pm On Apr 01, 2021
u be mugu if u leave them na mumu them go call u but if u no gree when next u go meet them u go see say na real guy u be for that thing wY u no gree make day use ur head collect na girlt be that for u
Romance / Re: When A Lady Comes Over, How Do You Make Her Feel Comfortable And In The Mood? by 5Gbabe: 10:59pm On Apr 01, 2021
na so one girl follow me day go my house after I take her out tell her say this one u day follow me like this no be say if we reach now I touch u, u go come dey do like mumu go back now oooooo one the girl say make we go first
Romance / Re: Should Someone Confess To Her Fiance After Cheating? by 5Gbabe: 10:53pm On Apr 01, 2021
na this kind thing day make me day tell any girl way I date she come day confess love to like say I use juju on her say if u like love me die one I find out say u cheat on me I kill u deal or no deal

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