A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating
and panting.

"What's going on?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling
9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says;

"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet and he's
got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering
on the wardrobe floor.

"You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having a heart
attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!"

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lol