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Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by romsky: 11:59am On Feb 05, 2009
u must repent by fire by force
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Feb 06, 2009
not after taking my beer grin
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by jamace(m): 4:39pm On Feb 09, 2009
not after taking my beer

Seek ye first the kingdom of heaven and every other thing shall be added unto you grin.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by romsky: 9:28am On Feb 10, 2009
On Friday while driving to Ekpoma i saw a dead man ryt there on the xpress yet pipul were selling lacasera, gala & watmore without human feeling 4 d corpse, surprising was way dey wia jumping over him

I reflected on lyf den & remembad the distance btw lyf & death is just a second

& so i say dis to every Nlder dose who know u but neva 4 once visited or greeted u will not for the sake of comforting or mourn pay u a visit or greet u.

Can i hear a thunderous AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by oludimuni: 10:38am On Feb 10, 2009
If Jesus comes, what will then happen to all the efforts of the freemasons to rule the world. Who will step down for who
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Feb 10, 2009
who do u think will step down?
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by keeptalkin(m): 2:49pm On Feb 08, 2010
jesus is not coming back coz he never even came in the first place.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Abbeycity4(f): 3:04pm On Feb 08, 2010
since 2007 shocked shocked
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Abbeycity4(f): 3:08pm On Feb 08, 2010
romsky:

On Friday while driving to Ekpoma i saw a dead man ryt there on the xpress yet pipul were selling lacasera, gala & watmore without human feeling 4 d corpse, surprising was way dey wia jumping over him

I reflected on lyf den & remembad the distance btw lyf & death is just a second

& so i say dis to every Nlder dose who know u but neva 4 once visited or greeted u will not for the sake of comforting or mourn pay u a visit or greet u.

Can i hear a thunderous AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Aminnnnnnnn Jesu!!!!!!!!!
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Kunbee: 11:33pm On Feb 08, 2010
Amen oooooooooooo
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Pharoh: 11:45pm On Feb 08, 2010
Amennnnnnnnnnnnn
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by ehialu1640: 10:50am On Jul 29, 2010
Re: Jesus is Coming Again:

We all know that Jesus would come again. However, this story is just one of those chain letters we see everyday. If you investigate further, you will find that this was refuted thus: "The local hospital already denied the rumor (in Portuguese), which is clearly just religious propaganda with a classical chain letter sign. It’s not even that new. For a few years already, a popular Brazilian folk music group “Calypso” is also being cursed by a rumor that circulates on almost every city they plan to perform on.

The story tells that a baby with three eyes was born on a local hospital. When the doctor says how ugly he is, the recently born baby then quickly and clearly replies: “Ugly will be what will happen on the Calypso show“.

Some shows had to be canceled, mainly on small cities where those rumors devastates the chances of anyone attending the event."

So please stop this rubbish! Thanks.
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by jokingmary(m): 9:13am On Jul 30, 2010
This topic is really touching. sad
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by hectorswag(m): 10:01pm On Jul 30, 2010
Abbey_city:

since 2007 shocked shocked
my broda na so me sef see am o undecided
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by boomer4lov(m): 2:04pm On Aug 26, 2010
Is true Jesus is coming soon, receive God in to your live now and be safe because tomorrow may be too late, every things you do in life will surely "boomerang"
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Kunbee: 12:09am On Aug 31, 2010
hm
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by damolizzy(f): 4:59pm On Apr 23, 2011
i'm not surprised that ppl r seeing ds as a joke which IT ISN'T! ACCEPTED THAT D INITIAL POSTER MADE A GOOD MISTAKE BY POSTNG IT WHERE JOKES R ENTERTAINED, I BELIV DT HE SHILD NT B CRUXIFIED AFTERALL, SOMEONE HAS ALREADY BEEN, it reminds me of ds who m,ade jest of Noah when he talked abt d flood. THE KINGDOM IS REAL GUYS,
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by eldav(m): 6:33pm On Apr 23, 2011
I love this "THE KINGDOM IS REAL"
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by yinkalink(f): 6:59pm On Apr 24, 2011
so wat else is new?
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by boomer4lov(m): 4:52pm On Sep 12, 2011
On Friday while driving to Ekpoma i saw a dead man ryt there on the xpress yet pipul were selling lacasera, gala & watmore without human feeling 4 d corpse, surprising was way dey wia jumping over him

I reflected on lyf den & remembad the distance btw lyf & death is just a second

& so i say dis to every Nlder dose who know u but neva 4 once visited or greeted u will not for the sake of comforting or mourn pay u a visit or greet u.

Can i hear a thunderous AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!



AMEN
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by Kunbee: 9:39pm On Sep 12, 2011
Amen
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Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by isaacfreeman99(m): 6:33pm On Dec 29, 2014
romsky:
Jesus is coming again
He is coming & He shall reign
He's not a catholic no o
sing with me ya'all
please bros help me with a complete lyrics of that panama Percy Paul song. God bless you
Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by isaacfreeman99(m): 6:37pm On Dec 29, 2014
dbaptist1:



He's not an anglican noooo
He is coming and He shall reign
u shuld be ur broda's keeper , dnt criticize
u shuld be ur sista's keeper dnt scandalize
for the body of Christ is not divided
[/font][/b]so let us join our hands and let us come together
[color=#990000][/color][b]he is coming and he shall reignnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]
please help me with this lyrics
God bless you

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Re: Jesus Is Coming Again by jbblues24(m): 3:01pm On May 31, 2019
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. embarassed

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