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39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 10:52pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
This is deeply distressing news and we urgently have to do something, according to recent data released from the Nigeria registry, Court Records, Church, Mosque and Traditional record, the records show that only 19 Marriages have been held in the entire Nigeria in 2011. We have so many single women in Nigeria, while the Nigeria man marry white women, Jamaica women, Aussie Women, China, Indo, Japanese, Canada, Americana, Italo, British, Germany, (me got a Ghana lady), the Nigeria women are left single and frustrated with her Black Face and dirty back side, we need to rectify the situation and we urge every Black brother to do something fast. Sadly Nigeria women have put themselves in these situations with their financial demand, bad thinking, cheating habit, evil habit, lack of education, voodoo tendencies and lack of homely manner and poor bed performance. |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 10:53pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
It so bad that our women are bad enough, but now no marriage for them black Nigeria women. |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Dsense(m): 10:53pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
OP.
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Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by r231(m): 10:57pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
here we go again |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 10:58pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
This topik just made me fall from my bed each time mobo444 talks about the Nigerian women and FRUSTRATION in his words (the black woman is faustrated) [ WETIN DEY FRUSTRATE HER I NOR KNOW ] i always hold my belle in pains from laffter, Only 19 marriages, Mobo444 did you also take an estimate from the number of black women that frequent native doctor shrines |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 11:00pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
r231: bro your marriage was among the lucky 19 |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by r231(m): 11:04pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
190: hahaha i need to knw where the stats come from doh |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 11:11pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
The Stats came from the Church, Mosque, traditional marriages, court, Ovation, punch newspaper, gurdian, nairaland, sahara reporters, tribune, sun newspaper, complete sport, ikebe super and boy alinco. |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by r231(m): 11:12pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
^^^^^lmao |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 11:13pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
190: We are looking into that estimate on native doctor shrine. |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 11:13pm On Feb 08, 2011 |
MOBO999: [size=18pt]ITS OFFICIALLY OVER MOBO444 HAS FINALLY KILLED ME, [/size] |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MrOrton: 12:09am On Feb 09, 2011 |
Nigeria women are left single and frustrated with her Black Face and dirty back side ^ Is it just Me Or Doesn't Some Lady in here fit the above profile |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Coolabbie: 11:56am On Feb 09, 2011 |
MOBO999:ROTFL |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MMM2(m): 12:43pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
mobo999 how can we solve our 9ja ladies problems cos dey are go through alot right now and i pity dem. |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Madukaele(m): 12:46pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
mobo isnt 19 d last mariage dat should mak it 19 didnt tak place. she was caught bangin her gateman. wedin was caled off |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by desertboom(m): 12:54pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
Oh. . . God. Help Nigerian girls and women. |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 2:30pm On Jun 30, 2011 |
Kant stop laffing |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by lysaa(f): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2011 |
Is this supposed to be a joke? Lets all fast and pray for a change. See what women empowerment has caused, not like they can marry themselves. Smh. |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jun 30, 2011 |
^^^ Do you believe even an iota of this |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by donjon: 12:46pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
why not? Even 20yrs girls don begin visit prophet! |
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by lysaa(f): 2:58pm On Jul 01, 2011 |
@ donspony, this is joke section isn't it? I joke seriously lol. |
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