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39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 10:52pm On Feb 08, 2011
This is deeply distressing news and we urgently have to do something, according to recent data released from the Nigeria registry, Court Records, Church, Mosque and Traditional record, the records show that only 19 Marriages have been held in the entire Nigeria in 2011.

We have so many single women in Nigeria, while the Nigeria man marry white women, Jamaica women, Aussie Women, China, Indo, Japanese, Canada, Americana, Italo, British, Germany, (me got a Ghana lady), the Nigeria women are left single and frustrated with her Black Face and dirty back side, we need to rectify the situation and we urge every Black brother to do something fast.

Sadly Nigeria women have put themselves in these situations with their financial demand, bad thinking, cheating habit, evil habit, lack of education, voodoo tendencies and lack of homely manner and poor bed performance.
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 10:53pm On Feb 08, 2011
It so bad that our women are bad enough, but now no marriage for them black Nigeria women.
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Dsense(m): 10:53pm On Feb 08, 2011
OP.

Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by r231(m): 10:57pm On Feb 08, 2011
here we go again
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 10:58pm On Feb 08, 2011
grin  grin  grin  grin

This topik just made me fall from my bed


each time mobo444 talks about the Nigerian women and FRUSTRATION

in his words

(the black woman is faustrated) [ WETIN DEY FRUSTRATE HER I NOR KNOW ] i always hold my belle in pains from laffter,

Only 19 marriages, Mobo444 did you also take an estimate from the number of black women that frequent native doctor shrines  grin  grin  
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 11:00pm On Feb 08, 2011
r231:

here we go again

bro your marriage was among the lucky 19
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by r231(m): 11:04pm On Feb 08, 2011
190:

bro your marriage was among the lucky 19

hahaha
grin grin grin
i need to knw where the stats come from doh
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 11:11pm On Feb 08, 2011
The Stats came from the Church, Mosque, traditional marriages, court, Ovation, punch newspaper, gurdian, nairaland, sahara reporters, tribune, sun newspaper, complete sport, ikebe super and boy alinco.
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by r231(m): 11:12pm On Feb 08, 2011
^^^^^lmao
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MOBO999: 11:13pm On Feb 08, 2011
190:

grin  grin  grin  grin

This topik just made me fall from my bed


each time mobo444 talks about the Nigerian women and FRUSTRATION

in his words

(the black woman is faustrated) [ WETIN DEY FRUSTRATE HER I NOR KNOW ] i always hold my belle in pains from laffter,

Only 19 marriages, Mobo444 did you also take an estimate from the number of black women that frequent native doctor shrines  grin  grin  


We are looking into that estimate on native doctor shrine.
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 11:13pm On Feb 08, 2011
MOBO999:

The Stats came from the Church, Mosque, traditional marriages, court, Ovation, punch newspaper, gurdian, nairaland, sahara reporters, tribune, sun newspaper, [size=28pt]complete sport, ikebe super and boy alinco.[/size]

[size=18pt]ITS OFFICIALLY OVER

MOBO444 HAS FINALLY KILLED ME, grin grin grin[/size]
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MrOrton: 12:09am On Feb 09, 2011
Nigeria women are left single and frustrated with her Black Face and dirty back side
Nigeria women have put themselves in these situations with their financial demand, bad thinking, cheating habit, evil habit, lack of education, voodoo tendencies and lack of homely manner and poor bed performance

^
Is it just Me Or Doesn't Some Lady in here fit the above profile undecided
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Coolabbie: 11:56am On Feb 09, 2011
MOBO999:

The Stats came from the Church, Mosque, traditional marriages, court, Ovation, punch newspaper, gurdian, nairaland, sahara reporters, tribune, sun newspaper, complete sport, ikebe super and boy alinco.
ROTFL grin grin
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by MMM2(m): 12:43pm On Feb 09, 2011
mobo999 how can we solve our 9ja ladies problems cos dey are go through alot right now and i pity dem.
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Madukaele(m): 12:46pm On Feb 09, 2011
mobo isnt 19 d last mariage dat should mak it 19 didnt tak place. she was caught bangin her gateman. wedin was caled off
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by desertboom(m): 12:54pm On Feb 09, 2011
Oh. . . God. Help Nigerian girls and women.
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by 190: 2:30pm On Jun 30, 2011
Kant stop laffing
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by lysaa(f): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2011
Is this supposed to be a joke? Lets all fast and pray for a change. See what women empowerment has caused, not like they can marry themselves. Smh.
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jun 30, 2011
^^^
Do you believe even an iota of this
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by donjon: 12:46pm On Jul 01, 2011
why not? Even 20yrs girls don begin visit prophet!
Re: 39 Days Into 2011, Only 19 Marriages In Nigeria So Far by lysaa(f): 2:58pm On Jul 01, 2011
@ donspony, this is joke section isn't it? I joke seriously lol.

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