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Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 11:53pm On Jul 28, 2020
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Christmas and new year celebration ? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:

1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.

2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.

3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.

4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .

5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.

6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.

7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.

8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.

9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.

10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.

So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by promowise(m): 12:02am On Jul 29, 2020
11. Don't travel with your Laptop/Iphone , na from there blowing of grammar go start, before one idiot go pull trigger on you unto say you be Yahoo Boy

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by promotervickky(m): 9:08am On Jul 29, 2020
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Sallah? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences

Thank you for adding Custom-Duty to the list

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2020
True
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 7:09am On Nov 03, 2020
Renew your vehicle documents 08144476474 whatsapp me

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 6:11am On Nov 06, 2020
Renew and register your vehicle documents with us and be at peace.

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 8:45am On Nov 06, 2020
Good morning, let's renew your vehicle documents before the end of year rush. Very affordable and reliable
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 8:15pm On Nov 06, 2020
OLAD00:
Wen traveling I always make sure I hold #200 to the sum.of 2k......I randomly dash police pple dat seems friendly Nd not to waste my time...

You Don Sabi the road to a peaceful journey.

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 1:20pm On Nov 11, 2020
Give us a call and let's help you to renew and register your vehicle documents
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 9:28am On Nov 16, 2020
Register and renew your vehicle documents now before the rush
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 3:07pm On Nov 25, 2020
Am here to help you register and renew your vehicle documents
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 6:50am On Dec 05, 2020
Come and register that car today!
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 7:40pm On Dec 06, 2020
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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 9:37am On Dec 08, 2020
Good morning, remember to send in your request
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by chigora: 3:31am On Dec 09, 2020
Please what is vehicle CMR. On the rice issue, what if you cultivated rice and want to take some home, will it also require receipt?
ospreywin:
Are You Traveling to the other parts of the country from Lagos for this Christmas and new year celebration ? Here are the things you need to be able to finish your trip in one piece and with your vehicle:
1. A large dose of PATIENCE and TOLERANCE. No frowing, ABSOLUTELY NO BIG GRAMMAR.
2. Vehicle Customs Documents. Ensure that Custom duty was paid on your vehicle.
3. Current and Valid vehicle Registration Papers and Valid driver's license( I can help you with that just send me a message on WhatsApp via my signature) . Just make sure before you leave home that you personally check these documents. Ensure that the VIN/Chassis numbers , engine numbers on the documents match what you have stamped in the vehicle.
4. Vehicle CMR, ROAD Worthiness Certificate. Make sure what you are carrying is not fake. Confirm before leaving Lagos(contact me and let me help you confirm and renew your vehicle documents 100% guaranteed original) .
5. Tinted Glass Permit. Make sure it is from source and has your photograph or your driver's photograph on it.
6. Speed limiting: Make sure you drive at a very reasonable speed on the road don't be in a haste.
7. Fire extinguisher - right size and not expired, C - Caution. First Aid Kit, Good Spare tyre, Jack and Wheel Spanner, Waste basket ,Valid Local Government Stickers for Pickups.
8. Do not carry any bag of RICE please unless you have a receipt from an Abakaliki rice farm.
9. If you are just coming in from 'ABROAD' I beg you in the name of all that is PRECIOUS to you - No 'Forming'. Hide your dollars, Sterlings and Euros. Never show anyone your foreign Passport or Driver's License as a means of identification. Just show your Nigerian Passport on demand. Trust me you won't need to do that if you just 'fit in'.
10. Go back to 1. Be nice to them. Give them that Air Hostess Plastic Smile and Yes 'Dash dem something' for being on the road and protecting all you 'Omo olodun' from all manner of herdsmen.
So ensure that you Carry A Lot of N100 and N200 notes.
Finally if this is too much for you to handle, simply apply and pay for Armed Mobile Police Escort or just stay where you are now.
Am a regular traveler.
#shareyourtravelexperiences
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 7:10am On Dec 09, 2020
chigora:
Please what is vehicle CMR. On the rice issue, what if you cultivated rice and want to take some home, will it also require receipt?

(Central motor registry)
It's an information only document that shows your registered vehicle has been recorded in the police motor registry.
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by chigora: 9:42pm On Dec 10, 2020
ospreywin:


(Central motor registry)
It's an information only document that shows your registered vehicle has been recorded in the police motor registry.

Please how do i get it
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 11:20am On Dec 11, 2020
chigora:


Please how do i get it
Chat me up on WhatsApp through my signature please
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 5:32am On Dec 12, 2020
Good morning and happy weekend
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by GYZSERVICES1: 1:40pm On Dec 12, 2020
Don't Forget your motor insurance.

Choose the Motor Policy that you want:

1. Third Party: provides cover if one of your vehicles is involved in an incident in which third party property is damaged, or if someone is injured or dies in the incident.
2. Third Party Fire and Theft: provides cover if one of your vehicles is damaged by fire or is stolen. This policy also covers third party damages and liabilities.
3. Comprehensive: provides cover if one of your vehicles is damaged by fire, theft, vandalism, accidental damage or collision, or is stolen. This policy also protects you against legal liabilities if one of your vehicles is involved in an incident in which third party property is damaged, or someone is injured or dies in the incident.

Best regards

Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by ospreywin(m): 8:50pm On Dec 13, 2020
We can still process your vehicle documents on fast track for you. Just send in a message
Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by GYZSERVICES1: 8:21am On Dec 14, 2020
Don't Forget your motor insurance.

Choose the Motor Policy that you want:

1. Third Party: provides cover if one of your vehicles is involved in an incident in which third party property is damaged, or if someone is injured or dies in the incident.
2. Third Party Fire and Theft: provides cover if one of your vehicles is damaged by fire or is stolen. This policy also covers third party damages and liabilities.
3. Comprehensive: provides cover if one of your vehicles is damaged by fire, theft, vandalism, accidental damage or collision, or is stolen. This policy also protects you against legal liabilities if one of your vehicles is involved in an incident in which third party property is damaged, or someone is injured or dies in the incident.

Best regards

Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by Nobody: 4:36pm On Dec 14, 2020
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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by slawormiir: 4:36pm On Dec 14, 2020
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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by Classworked(m): 4:37pm On Dec 14, 2020
I have phobia for traveling. Air travel is preferable considering the level of insecurity which is prevalent in interstate roads across the country.

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by wellmax(m): 4:38pm On Dec 14, 2020
Normal precautions for driving and living in Nigeria.

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Re: Are You Traveling This Festive Period? You Need To Read This by GIANTPLUSHUB: 4:39pm On Dec 14, 2020
Nice tips.

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