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Re: Ladies Be Smart by Odunnu: 5:49pm On Feb 12, 2011
Hey Poster! I like ur ID. You ever been to Enugu state,then i know where you got the inspiration.
@post: Yeah, you are right
Re: Ladies Be Smart by koolchicco: 5:50pm On Feb 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

It will be mostly women and a few gays.  You will be getting a crate of yams, a box of palm wine, and some singlets.  The bonus is the tips you will be receiving if you do a good job.   cheesy

No thanks, I'd rather u, mygoldie and darkskin 2 be unclothed while dancing with moi. tongue cheesy

F[i]u[/i]ck me! I didn't knw YAMS come in CREATES Oh well only in Enugu-Ukwu! wink grin grin
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 5:55pm On Feb 12, 2011
What do you call crate in Nigeria? We get our yams in a crate. That is how the store measure the price of the yams. Yams in America aren't the same in Africa. Yams in Africa look like LEGS WITH NO FEET. Yams in America look like scrotum sacs. So now you see why the yams are in a crate.
Re: Ladies Be Smart by newhaven(f): 5:58pm On Feb 12, 2011
Odunnu:

Hey Poster! I like your ID. You ever been to Enugu state,then i know where you got the inspiration.
@post: Yeah, you are right

Thanks. I've never been to Enugu though, pls enlighten me.
Re: Ladies Be Smart by koolchicco: 6:11pm On Feb 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

What do you call crate in Nigeria?  We get our yams in a crate.  That is how the store measure the price of the yams.  Yams in America aren't the same in Africa.  Yams in Africa look like LEGS WITH NO FEET.   Yams in America look like scrotum sacs.  So now you see why the yams are in a crate. 

And ur palm wines come in boxes as well? undecided Yea right! Pseudo Americana. tongue wink

newhaven:

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Thanks. I've never been to Enugu though, pls enlighten me.
lipsrsealed undecided undecided
Re: Ladies Be Smart by Mygoldie(f): 6:15pm On Feb 12, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided^^ Elaborate nigga. angry


koolchicco:

No thanks, I'd rather u, mygoldie and darkskin 2 be unclothed while dancing with moi. tongue cheesy


Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrCork17: 6:16pm On Feb 12, 2011
they are smart? undecided
Re: Ladies Be Smart by Orikinla(m): 6:18pm On Feb 12, 2011
Poster, thank you for your wise advice.
I hope they will learn from it.
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 6:23pm On Feb 12, 2011
koolchicco:

And your palm wines come in boxes as well? undecided Yea right! Pseudo Americana. tongue wink
lipsrsealed undecided undecided

You got issues with Americans? I will beat you man! angry angry Cheap wine comes in boxes. Duh
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 6:24pm On Feb 12, 2011
Mygoldie,

Please don't beat him. I won't do that and I don't want to upset Mr. Chima.
Re: Ladies Be Smart by koolchicco: 6:32pm On Feb 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

You got issues with Americans?  I will beat you man!   angry angry  Cheap wine comes in boxes. Duh

PALM was/is the watch word. Unstable Enugu-Ukwu Madam. grin wink
Re: Ladies Be Smart by Odunnu: 6:34pm On Feb 12, 2011
newhaven:

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Thanks. I've never been to Enugu though, pls enlighten me.
Oh, ok. Newhaven is a major road in the state
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 6:38pm On Feb 12, 2011
koolchicco:

PALM was/is the watch word. Unstable Enugu-Ukwu Madam. grin wink

I didn't say PALM. I said CHEAP WINE. Don't get mad at me because you are drinking out of a box! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Ladies Be Smart by Pweety4me(f): 6:39pm On Feb 12, 2011
Hmmm na wa, didn't know people that old get divorces, like what's the point?don't gerrit.

@at ur message i totally agree, women should be more independant.
Re: Ladies Be Smart by koolchicco: 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

I didn't say PALM. I said CHEAP WINE. Don't get mad at me because you are drinking out of a box! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Mrs.Chima:

It will be mostly women and a few gays. You will be getting a crate of yams, a box of [size=14pt]palm[/size] wine, and some singlets. The bonus is the tips you will be receiving if you do a good job. cheesy

Selective memory, MUCH tongue

But then again, I forgot I was talking with a-never-STABLE Mrs.Chima. Typical! grin grin
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 8:49pm On Feb 12, 2011
Well, I spend a lot of time with Igbo clans and inherited their instability trait.   cool  It is their greatest trait.  Now keep bleeping with me hear.   tongue
Re: Ladies Be Smart by koolchicco: 8:59pm On Feb 12, 2011
Mrs.Chima:

Well, I spend a lot of time with Igbo clans and inherited their instability trait.   cool  It is their greatest trait.  Now keep bleeping with me hear. tongue
Oh well, me likey. . .Kinda! tongue undecided
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 9:04pm On Feb 12, 2011
Your wife must be on the rag huh?

koolchicco:

Oh well, me likey. . .Kinda! tongue undecided
Re: Ladies Be Smart by Dsense(m): 10:47pm On Feb 12, 2011
OP.
You are right.
Let your next thread be . . . . . Men be dull angry
Re: Ladies Be Smart by koolchicco: 3:36pm On Feb 13, 2011
D-sense:

OP.
You are right.
Let your next thread be . . . . . Men be dull angry
smiley
Re: Ladies Be Smart by vertexroya(m): 3:59pm On Feb 13, 2011
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Vertex pulls out cork and urinates on the thread, looks up and sees Mrs. Chima,
points at her and says man hater.[/size] angry
Re: Ladies Be Smart by Odunnu: 4:24pm On Feb 13, 2011
You pulled Mr Cork out from your trousers to pee?was he giving you a bl_owj:ob or what? Didnt know u r a bi!
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 4:27pm On Feb 13, 2011
How can he pee with an itty bitty kini? I didn't know companies make microscopic tweezers.
Re: Ladies Be Smart by vertexroya(m): 4:36pm On Feb 13, 2011
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Mrs. Chima, you can't last 1 round with my Kini[/size]
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 4:37pm On Feb 13, 2011
You right. Because your kini wouldn't be able to reach my area. Micro much?
Re: Ladies Be Smart by vertexroya(m): 5:19pm On Feb 13, 2011
[size=14pt]****************THIS IS VERTEX*****************[/size]

Posted by: Mrs.Chima
Insert Quote
You right. Because your kini wouldn't be able to reach my area. Micro much?

[size=16pt]what size is your Kiti undecided[/size]
Re: Ladies Be Smart by MrsChima(f): 6:39pm On Feb 13, 2011
vertexroya:

[size=14pt]****************THIS IS VERTEX*****************[/size]

Posted by: Mrs.Chima
Insert Quote
You right. Because your kini wouldn't be able to reach my area. Micro much?

[size=16pt]what size is your Kiti undecided[/size]


Appropriately for my husband.

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