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Female Metamorphosis by Factfinder1(m): 5:57am On Aug 18, 2020 |
••FEMALE METAMORPHOSIS•• Life cycle of a modern day female: What u are about to read / ain’t thought in schools /... experience and observation will only teach u this . •••HO€ PHASE •••: in a f/male prime years 18-25 years, she plays / manipulate .. take advantage of, and rejects guys who want to settle down or take her serious Reason ? they're too boring. They ain’t fun They are too honest and cool U all can see dis in d bbnaija dumb show ..#scratch that # Dis f/male Instead chooses the players/fuckboys/bad guys / thugs as they're exciting & adventurous. Some be Jumping from dick to dick in the name of “sexual freedom” ... “my body my choice “ . ———————- •••EPIPHANY PHASE •••: now “the wall “is getting closer .. reality is setting in ,,, she’s in her washed up years 26+, ... SMV ( sexual market value ) is on d decline / ... she realizes she's no longer valuable on the dating market. She Convinces herself that she no longer dates fuckboys (though deep down she knows they no longer want her)...( lol � niggas be looking for more youthful ladies now to date and she’s being ignored ) .... Now she’s on every social media sir make up and filter .. dropping quotes about self worth daily�... oh praise be thy wall! .. EHMEN! ————————- •••HEALING PHASE ••• ... now she realizes marriage might pass her by .... ( yes “marriage” ... cos that’s every f/males retirement plan ) .... as soon as she come to d realization of marriage passing her by .. boom !!! —Jesus becomes her 1st love. / —She becomes a full blown church goer/—-that’s when u see dem take guys name to shilloh / —-While d overly desperate ones put male pix in calabash / Tie them in red clothings . D funny shit is ... this church act gets her some dumb beta male church brother, who falls for d game . ———————- •••FEMINIST PHASE •••this phase is often not included in d metamorphosis of a f/male .... why!? .... not all f/males reaches dis stage ... anyone who reaches dis stage is d real devil .. I call them d devil cos they often convince & deceive the ignorant young f/males who hv no idea what’s going on to be on d “feminists phase “ wit them this phase is when she fails to trap a guy during the healing phase, she then becomes bitter, Viola!! ... a radical feminist is born. She hates men, “mehn ah skum “ ... sometimes she hate family, ... she pushes d “cancel culture” .... Advocates for divorce, abortion, degeneracy & a whole lot other stupid things ( I hate dis last stage Cos e no benefit men at a all ) ... 2 Likes 1 Share |
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