two rich men who were friends had drivers who they think are the most stupid of the humans they have ever met.they set 2 try this out one day.the first man gave his driver 2 go 2 a nearby car store and get him a bmw5 series and he handed him a 100naira note instructing him 2 bring back some change,the 2nd man told his driver 2 go home and check if he is at home.the 2 drivers went off and this conversaton ensued between them on the way-
the first driver:"my oga think sey i stupid,how e go tell me say make i go buy car 4 am on sunday, he no know say them no they open on sunday"
the 2nd driver:"my own oga too like 2 dey disturb person,na from house he take commot o ,why he no kun kun check whether he dey house"
them stupid abi them no stupid?

Iyeru that quite funny.i have one 2,There is this 2 illiterate couple that was brought from a village in abeokuta in ogun state,none of them can speak english at all.but wt time wife begin 2 pick here and there cos she is determine 2 hear and speak english reverse is d case 4 d husband because he is afraid ppl we make fun of him.so one day he was fighting wt an igbo guy fr nowhere d wife appear and that shouting "dont fight husband o if u fight husband i go se were o"

@busybee

hey man dat joke wasnt funny ok.

i think u should desist from giving jokes and lets those who know their onions to carry on

Iyeru ke

O.K. Mine goes like this.

3 young mothers went to see a psychiatric specialist for counselling.
On arrival the specialist said "you all have obsessions"

To the first woman, he said. "You are obsessed with eating. That's why you even named your son Candy".

To the second woman he said. " Your own obsession lies in money. You even named your son Penny".

At this point in time, the third woman whispered to her son, "Come on, Dick. Lets go."



Tell me y'all cracking ya ribs.