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Money Talks! by dd1: 3:26pm On Feb 18, 2011
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."
Re: Money Talks! by Nobody: 4:06pm On Feb 18, 2011
LOL good one. grin grin grin grin
Re: Money Talks! by ARareGem(f): 8:32pm On Feb 18, 2011
Lol! This joke make sense grin
Re: Money Talks! by yinkalink(f): 5:27am On Feb 19, 2011
lol
Re: Money Talks! by bashydemy(m): 1:50pm On Feb 19, 2011
wowww nice one OP what a lovely joke
Re: Money Talks! by dani1luv: 2:02pm On Feb 19, 2011
Explodes shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked , osheeeeeeeee grin
Re: Money Talks! by bashydemy(m): 2:32pm On Feb 19, 2011
I guess Dani s the groom
Re: Money Talks! by Ade1966(m): 6:32am On Feb 20, 2011
This is just checkmate. grin
Re: Money Talks! by bashydemy(m): 6:40am On Feb 20, 2011
checkmate or tales by moon light?

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