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Money Talks! by dd1: 3:26pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Money Talks! During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?" The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal." The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer." |
Re: Money Talks! by Nobody: 4:06pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
LOL good one. |
Re: Money Talks! by ARareGem(f): 8:32pm On Feb 18, 2011 |
Lol! This joke make sense |
Re: Money Talks! by yinkalink(f): 5:27am On Feb 19, 2011 |
lol |
Re: Money Talks! by bashydemy(m): 1:50pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
wowww nice one OP what a lovely joke |
Re: Money Talks! by dani1luv: 2:02pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
Explodes , osheeeeeeeee |
Re: Money Talks! by bashydemy(m): 2:32pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
I guess Dani s the groom |
Re: Money Talks! by Ade1966(m): 6:32am On Feb 20, 2011 |
This is just checkmate. |
Re: Money Talks! by bashydemy(m): 6:40am On Feb 20, 2011 |
checkmate or tales by moon light? |
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