harrwix:


Hmmm.... don't give up on love though

My dear, once beaten, na forever shy

I have not oooo, shey serious guys dey here ni, make I sit dey wait for one

UyaiIncomparabl:

Na husband I dey find, not boyfriend.

You look pretty would've love to start something with us..guess ur mile away..

Yes, on Nairaland.
She sent me a pm and we became friends. We started dating after we met in person.

StacyO:
Will just read comments

this could be us u know, it will just turn to "the story of us"

Excuses:


You look pretty would've love to start something with us..guess ur mile away..

Be wear of harlots, this forum has the largest congregation of harlots in the country, and STDs full everywhere. Abort mission on that one for your own good.

0KNM:
Have I?

.. You aint gon find no asshole bro. Give up already

angelfallz:


You should strive to improve your conversational ability, instead of using the excuse of "I'm an introvert"

It's easy to advice people man.

You don't really know what it means to be both a shy person and an introvert at the same time, coupled with growing up not associating with girls.

Yes, she's even the one I got married to

some of us would like to follow your way but based on the girls now on NL dem no ko even reason you quotting them twice

madridguy:
Yes, met my girlfriend right here on nairaland. I would have love to mention her moniker but for privacy reason. I pray God Almighty perfect our way, I will open a thread here to thank the owner of this platform.

Zzor:
see this broke one giving himself hype mtcheww

..sister rozz you have backslided much. U need to give ur life 2 christ again

Silentgroper:
.. You aint gon find no asshole bro. Give up already

I’m okay with your dad’s

TemmyT002:


She had been sending her nude pictures up and down

that's crazy ,and too childish

Drfernandez:



Be wear of harlots, this forum has the largest congregation of harlots in the country, and STDs full everywhere.

Thanks bro..me wey not get mama again..i'm always tryna be careful.. I like reserved people..

Cutefergieee:
I met her on airtel chat back then dated for 8years and now married.. Thanks

. Dang . Your inbox must have suffered much. I think someone had to be on airtel padis den

Excuses:



Thanks bro..me wey not get mama again..i'm always tryna be careful.. I like reserved people..

Just abort mission on that particular one for your own good.

0KNM:


I’m okay with your dad’s

.it's filled wit shit bro. Ur tiny dick wont gain entrance. Give up bro

We didnt stop at dating, we also got married.. That guy makes me so happy. We dated for 6yrs and ve bin married for 2 n half yrs.

have never although had tried to.....

not easy to talk at length with a stranger �

Yeah. Met a very nice guy back then on Airtel chat, we later met physically and had a few stints. Such a lovely dude.

Hmm,OP, why bring up this thread for God's sake, something we I don forget tey tey.
Anyway, I meet her online during my University days. Met her on this site then, Mygamma. I was in 200 level while she was months away from writing her post jamb exam in my school. We got chatting and it felt like the most beautiful thing ever, as a matter of fact, I don't ever remember spending as much on call cards as much as I did with her. She arrived a day to the exam and told me we were going to see after the exam, omoboy was so happy, I mean, I couldn't wait any longer to see the girl with the most pleasant voice in the world. After the exam, she called to say she was going back to Lagos immediately as the mum didn't allow her stay over, I felt so disappointed, after waiting for so long, who wouldn't?
Eventually, she got admitted alongside her twin sister (I'm sorry I forgot to mention that part) and I was happy all over again. After few weeks, I asked to meet her and she was very reluctant. Weeks turned to months and we still haven't met and I was becoming angry.
My guys started making fun of me and bla bla bla, after I don make enough mouth and no show. After about 6 months of waiting, we finally decided to meet that weekend in her hostel (off campus). Omoboy was so happy, ironed my starched and iron my shirt like say the other nor go ruff again and off I went around evening time.
Getting to the hall (after taking 2 cabs), I waited outside of the hall and called her.
Hmmmm, waiting I see off me, I swear.
Na so the girl come outside, with no physical features of a normal girl(guys will understand what I mean), dirty clothes, untidy hair in fact, she was everything we called the 'indigene' back then (used to refer to the local there.
At first, I thought she was sent by my girl to bring me inside because I couldn't believe she was the one but the sound of her voice which I've heard repeatedly over the phone quickly woke me up from my slumber, I couldn't believe my eyes, I was just laughing at myself deep inside of me.
As I enter the compound, na so I meet 4 pretty babes plus about 5 guys sitting outside, I guessed they were waiting to see me because girl self don announce say her bobo dey come. I could sense the sarcasm in their greetings because it wasn't just normal,in fact, they even called thier landlady to come and see her boyfriend as no guy has even come to look for her. E just be like say make the ground open and swallow me with all the subtle jibes I dey sense in the air. Anyway, we entered the room and chatted for about 30 minutes, I swear, those were the longest 30 minutes of my life, I just didn't want to make everything I was feeling so obvious to her,hence, the number of minutes. While leaving, one of the guys stupidly asked when I was coming back again and I told him very soon but in my mind, I swore for him. Getting to the gate,the girl offered to walk me to the bus stop, I sharply declined as I wouldn't want my course mates around there to see me with such a girl. I got back home to my guys and I couldn't explain what I just experienced, which mouth I wan take talk as I was too traumatized. As I got back home, sharply deleted her number, even though she called repeatedly, I totally ignored.
It was really a bad experience, walahi

I have had sex with many buh I have not dated any...after the sex I simply give you attitude and that's all...but I am just too privilege to meet the best among the girls in real life..tieing the knot soon though

Yeah i dated someone on Nairaland but men that was blind dating.. I dated blindly without knowing if she's beautiful or not, lo and behold when i met her she was super ugly..

Silentgroper:
.it's filled wit shit bro. Ur tiny dick wont gain entrance. Give up bro

I messed it up. It leaks now. He wears pampers

danietohbadt:




It's easy to advice people man.

You don't really know what it means to be both a shy person and an introvert at the same time, coupled with growing up not associating with girls.

Lol, i know. I am still an introvert. although i can very much talk to people, i call myself an introverted extrovert
i used to be shy too, but with my mum's advice and me putting myself in public speaking positions; like taking the readings during mass, participating in debates and drama, gradually but surely i lost all shyness.
I grew up not talking to girls too. a product of my home training and secondary school life.
But i realised my problem in uni and started working on it.
So my brother stop giving yourself excuses and start doing something about it. That is one of the things that makes a man.

0KNM:
I messed it up. It leaks now. He wears pampers

..nah.he doesnt. Do You really have fat butts? Serious talk

Silentgroper:
..nah.he doesnt. Does 2clans really have fat butts? Serious talk

Ask her Twoclans

Lady16:
Yes but we are no more together,he can lie for Africa

try me! I can't lie, u know i even like u.

lefulefu:
the carribean sea is at one side of dominica while the atlantic ocean is at the other side.I dont know which is which on which side cos i am not that good with geography .There is this location in Roseau called Oceanview..its a residential area on a hilly location.Once u dere u will be viewing the atlantic Ocean and seeing the ocean liners in the far distance passing through.Its a very nice view and u would see the City of Roseau glimmering in the distance.I am planning to move dere next year.If you stand on one of the hills you would be feeling the Ocean wind blowing on your skin .Those of una wey dey stay lagos this might be a similar view to u but someone in nigeria staying in the hinterlands region of nigeria where there is no sea or ocean this will be a sort of change to him .

Oh I see.. Thanks for the insight but I'm not really a fan of the Caribbean.. I prefer up north, like Canada or the US

0KNM:
Ask her Twoclans

.. Dafuk son. I was asking you. Aint u two an item?