How true is this?

In all seriousness, some girls are so ugly, you need to cover their whole face with nylon bag just to have an erection.

Just the other day I witnessed a young girl collapse on the floor in a busy market. My brain told me to keep walking and pretend like I didnt see anything but my heart forced me to attend to the girl. I quickly rushed over to the unconscious and unresponsive teenager just laying down stone cold on the hot pavement. You see I used to be an avid fan of the TV show Greys Anatomy and I had learnt how to perform CPR just by watching that show. I quickly knelt beside the breathless and pulseless body of this young girl and I immediately started giving her chest compressions; 30 compressions and then 2 breaths mouth-to-mouth. I was scared I might contract covid considering I had no mask on and I was swapping bodily fluid with this stranger. But I didnt care, my mission was to provide as much aide as possible, life has no duplicate. This story probably doesn't belong here on this thread but I just want to say I was able to resuscitate the young girl, although she suffered some broken ribs from the chest compressions. While the message by the health minister comes from a good place, sometimes you cannot avoid having close contact without masks. Love making shouldn't be restricted either, continue to kiss your partner, there's already a high probability you have been exposed to the virus.

Sexual distancing you mean

what a dumb statement. are canadians animals or what

Ridiculous

If Condom Break nko... Everybody don turn Covid Analyst

Seriously?

This is the height of enslavement.

Sex without kissing...when we are not Dogs

BTW,.
I thought I have read somewhere that corona virus can be transmitted sexually , not necessarily through kissing

biggest joke ever

Any road you passes so frequent you don't find it difficult to pass even without light. �

If u know u know..

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Then few years from now a child and his mum will have this conversation.

Child: "Mum, who is my dad"?

Mum: "I don't know who he is, he was wearing a mask"

Mask Up Guys!

Meanwhile,
CORONAVIRUS IS REAL.

This is coming from first responders in Lagos state and Nigeria as a whole.

We hope people take to the below advice.
CORONAVIRUS IS REAL.....

Stay home when it is not absolutely necessary to go out 
Wear a facemask/covering whenever you must go out 
Keep a safe distance from other people at all times, which is social/physical distancing and avoid crowded places 
Practice good respiratory hygiene (when coughing or sneezing)

Wash your hands with soap for 20 seconds under running water as often as possible
And when facilities for handwashing are unavailable, sanitize your hands as often as possible using an alcohol-based hand sanitizer

valgbo:
bro you're so correct, people don't believe in it because most Nigerians are dumb, the amount of people reported are not even close to the amount that actually had it

You've said it all.

BTW,
We no be bro o!
We are simply WE.

They won't still obey am sure

Nothing Musa no go see for gate
.. this covid 19 do and go pls, enough of all this theories coming up everyday

Rubbish!Mynd44 are you okay?How you go fvck your boo and not kiss her

So this covid thing is still out there.
Meanwhile

Imposicant

When two strangers are involved

some naija men are used to no kissing during sex because thats the olosho code..

Alright
That's fine

maasoap:
When two strangers are involved

Exactly

Aunty if we are to cover mouth, how we go take suck nipple?

I donn bilivit!

A PASTOR ASKED HIS CONGREGATION, IF U WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN RAISE UR HANDS, EVERYBDY RAISED THEIR HANDS.

HE THEN ASKED, WHO WANTS TO DIE..NO 1 RAISED THEIR HANDS.

Its not that no1 wanted to go to heaven but they knew they werent ready..

INSTEAD OF ALL D FEAR AND PRECAUTION FOR COVID...WHY DONT WE RATHER GET READY TO MEET GOD IF WE SHOULD BE CALLED UPON ANYTIM. LIVE UR LIFE LIKE ITS UR LAST DAY.

A lover of God shldnt b scared of death but shld fear not being ready.

Damnnnnn niggarrr
Sex without kissing is not that sweet o