1. Ladies will be like 'happy birthday wizkid my boo'...Where you sabi am from
2. I heard my neighbour saying 'baby climb the ceiling and jump on my dick'...jesssuu which kind style be dat
3. If coronavirus was to be sharing money. Some ladies will be like 'coro coro, sweet sweet coro, coro bae'..Its not me that say it o
4. I heard that celebrities are being kidnapped. God pls save me
5. Ordinary 'I love u' ur dick is at attention...bros why
6. Me: daddy I need 50k
Dad:40 thousand? 30 thousand is too much. What do you need 20 thousand for? Take this 10 thousand and give your bother half
7. That moment when your dick is erect and the teacher calls you out to rub off the board
8. Pls if you dont have phone, dont enter facebook. Imagine one on my message list saying 'active about 3 years ago'
9. One man in the danfo bus I entered today said he had coronavirus. I no sabi if na miracle...Everybody don cross mainland bridge
10. The day I enter Mushin dey form oyibo, agbero punch me one e be like mack truck

You wan kee me!!!

* Welcome to Nigeria where you buy benz. You have become yahoo boy
* What is photosynthesis?
Slay queen:photosynthesis is a photo app used to beautify a picture in a synthetic way

* I have finally killed the mosquito that bite me when I was small..The idiot thought I forgot his face
* Guys will wear a shoe of 8k, belt 3k, shirt 2k. Just to date a girl wearing #200 leggins without pant...lemme run o

* Pls if you can't sing, just keep quiet. Which one is? 'rockof ages swear for me. Let me hang myself indeed. Let the petrol and the stove burn me till my nyash go show'
* Am soon going to have my own banana island. I just bought banana it remain island...Na small small

What is yawa?? Yawa is when you jam a truck full of hausa soldiers.

* Igbo kids will be like 'two little black birds sitting on the wall. nwanem Peter, nwanem Paul...Its no me that say it oo
* People can talk eh. How can they say short people can hear their ancestors gossiping underground.
* Guys will still sag, after their trousers will be looking like soaked pampers..Lemme run o

* Ladies with bow legs will wear tight red jeans after they will resemble plier..not my handwriting
* Science students, please how many gramms make an instagram
* How chinese people choose their kids names. Simple, just throw their pot or frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sound 'din ping wang, chi feng wu'...I no dey there oo
* Some ladies will sleep and snore like frog. After they'll post 'gosh I slept like a baby'...Oshey, baby frog

...please I need your encouragement. Should I continue??

Go on....

illicit:
Go on....

Thanks man!!!

illicit:
Go on....

Thanks man!!!

Laughing so hard here ooo.

Nice one.