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Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Carlosein(m): 5:25pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
mr.official: ROTFLMAO ![]() |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by peacettw: 6:53pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
This reminds me of a documentary i watched on National Geographic channel done in india. These people were literally worshipping rats which were in their thousands. They ate rat poop and will drink milk dt thousands of rats have eaten from. I really tot that there were no better horror movie made and to think that it was all real just made it more grotesque. Googled for it and got this link news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/06/0628_040628_tvrats.html Rats Rule at Indian Temple Sharon Guynup and Nicolas Ruggia National Geographic Channel June 29, 2004 The floors are a living tangle of undulating fur. Small, brown blurs scurry across marble floors. Thousands of rats dine with people and scamper over their feet. It may sound like a nightmare from the New York City subway to some, but in India's small northwestern city of Deshnoke, this is a place of worship: Rajastan's famous Karni Mata Temple, |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by zayhal(f): 7:35pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
peacettw: ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Carlosein(m): 7:41pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
peacettw: i guess one man's rat is another man's ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by cold(m): 7:42pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
I found a video of it.This is sickening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACzWdSfZXmw |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Carlosein(m): 8:11pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
@video: see the man who ate the rat's leftovers ![]() eeeewwww! |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by harakiri(m): 8:15pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
Rats once ate my school fees during my university days. Try eating out 4 some weeks and leave no food except its poisoned 4 them. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by babseg(m): 8:53pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
I was a victim too but i show dem say na me get house. I just asked my wife to prepare one solid soup for our special flat mate.
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Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Feraz(m): 9:34pm On Feb 25, 2011 |
If na FB, the poster for get responses like this? Many funny responses here. Una never see when you go wake up for night make you go urinate, see em rats dey hold meeting for your house (whether them wan pursue you, i know know)? I hate the ones they call asin cos when approaching you, they have this confidence that they are unique from other rats (of which they are cos of the poison they carry) and know you'll jump out of the way for them. I 4kin hate em squeals and the most annoying part is if a rat enters a room, it leaves a scent for others to follow of which they start coming into that room |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by frankjoe(m): 12:05am On Feb 26, 2011 |
Just prepare some explosives and keep them closer to their main party place. Once they trigger it all of them will be welcome into hell. OR You can use gammalin 20 (insecticide) to finish them off. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by tithe(m): 5:16pm On Feb 26, 2011 |
Just got the solution, i have decided to stop any cooking or buying of provision in the house again. I will be eating outside for the next 45days, let me see if they will not all die of starvation. Tanx for the suggestions 2 Likes |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Busybody2(f): 5:21pm On Feb 26, 2011 |
tithe: Guessed you missed where someone wrote that they will start feasting on other non-food stuffs once there is no food for them to graze on ![]() ![]() ![]() babseg: Chei, ya own rats don go international, don dey wear hazel contact lenses too sef ![]() |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by tithe(m): 5:23pm On Feb 26, 2011 |
I now realise that rat menace is not just my problem but a national issue, and issues like this should get to the nationals assembly, for debate and possible solution. Because when their population grows to 1000:1 of nigerian citizen, they will surely take over. think about it |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by mrofficial(m): 12:39am On Feb 27, 2011 |
Busy_body: Leave him. He'll turn his house to food warehouse after which the rats have eaten his documents, bags, clothes, doors, e.t.c. They'll even excavate to see if tithe's foods are being kept underground ![]() tithe, when you begin sweep sands every morning, u go change your mind. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by biolabee(m): 11:08am On Feb 27, 2011 |
abeg this asin rat wetin be the english name |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by mrofficial(m): 11:31am On Feb 27, 2011 |
^ long mouth rat ![]() |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Nobody: 11:56am On Feb 27, 2011 |
cold: Chai!! See free meat o, imagine. No need for grocery shopping. Just put one of those rats on a stick, season am well well, and fry am. chai!! The white ones are the sweetest. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Carlosein(m): 5:52pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
mr.official: 1. long teeth rat 2. smelly rat ![]() ![]() seriously, i think in these parts, they are refered to as mouse, while the others are rats. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by mrofficial(m): 5:57pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
^ It should be given another name, so people can know it's the dangerous one, and not just oridnary mouse like they call it. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by 190: 10:25pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
Ultrame: KNOCK OUT POST OF THE YEAR!! ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by 190: 10:26pm On Feb 27, 2011 |
kollyp2000: K.O ANOTHER KNOCK OUT OF THE YEAR POST!! |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by wissythots(f): 12:40pm On Feb 28, 2011 |
hy, contact benson - 08032126739 |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by v3: 1:11pm On Feb 28, 2011 |
Try farting in the holes were they hide and seal it up. Swear down, they'll die in no time. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Nobody: 3:51pm On Mar 01, 2011 |
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Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by Goldieluks: 4:29pm On Mar 01, 2011 |
Try keeping your house clean and tidy.Rats and insects always find a dirty environment,a suitable and permanent place of abode. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by IloveSable(f): 1:04am On Mar 04, 2011 |
Okay i wood freak out if i had rats like that in my house but they wouldn't live because my dog wood kill them if i was you i wood get a dog that likes to kill rats or poison them. ![]() |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by lastpage: 4:15am On Mar 05, 2011 |
All along, l have suspicions about this person called "tithe"! ![]() You know the adage that says "show me your friends and l will tell you who you are"? Now, RATS are very "angry creatures" and just watch how "angry" tithe will get at me in "its" next post and you will understand what l am driving at! ![]() So far you've been treating them with kid gloves. For a problem of this magnitude you need professional help. Get a company that does fumigation and let them fumigate your house and environs. If you live in a block of flats get your neighbours to go along with you on it if not they'll only take refuge there and come back later. We did this two years running now and am yet to see a rat. I saw this post earlier and it reminded me of what happened in my work place some years back. The Rats have taken over the multi-storey building and are known to hold-up the lift whenever they want to go upstairs during early morning forays. [/b]Apparently, they ran out of luck one day when they kept the M.D waiting for the lift for almost 5minutes and when it finally came down, they scared the hell out of the M.D when three, well-groomed Mammy rats with bulging bosoms bumped into the poor guy unexpectedly! To cut long story short, he declared a FATWA on them. I advised against it (having been a victim of rat bite at a tender age, you know the "eat and blow" stuff that reduces ALL your toes to the same size by the time you wake up?) Against all common sense, this our M.D (a dictator like Ghadafi!)brought in a [b]Fumigation Company and they placed some smelly stuff in all corners of the offices after spraying some foul-smelling chemical that sent more staff to the hospital than the damned rats they were meant for! To cut the long story short, the Rats made our M.D to regret his action! ![]() They left his couch, papers and even left food that was in the cafeteria untouched BUT headed straight to our "secure" I.T room! They caused mayhem by eating ALL our OPTIC FIBRE CABLES! These is a place that is as clean as you can imagine!! The damage they caused, in terms of money is better imagined than seen. Since that day, l have learnt to "respect Rats" and treat them like fellow human beings (I even suspect some humans turn to rats at night! ![]() Those rats were able to identify the expensive cables (like Fibre cables, SCSI cables, Router Cables, e.t.c) and destroy them, while leaving cheap cables like Printer and Keyboard Cables untouched!, it made me conclude that they are possessed by the devil himself! For those advising the poster to buy "Indocid or da-BOMB", l will suggest you leave your home address along with your advise! (they will surely pay you a visit and them lets see what happens ![]() Because you just want to endanger the life of that poster over a "trivial (tithe?) misunderstanding" between Landlord and tenant! ![]() Those Rats are ready to eat small children or even you sef (in case you have non) if you declare war on them! I have given you the story above so you dont listen to bad advise) And if you think some fat, good for nothing, imported Cat from The U.K will help you. (appears the ones in Naija have sworn an oath of allegiance to the Rats, since the Rats began to eat their offsprings), think again!. I have seen the fat idiots in action! They play "cat and mouse" with them like they are from the same mother! ![]() Even if you kill a Rat and put it inside a Burger for them, they would not eat it and would rather report you to the NCPCA for cruelty to a fellow animal! Let me end by suggesting you follow my style, Rats dont ever bother me now, since my childhood experience ![]() 1.) Call a "National Conference" in your house, with the Rats 2.) Tell them you recognize their need for "change and democracy" and apologize to them for "bad-mouthing them on NL (You think they are not aware, right? ![]() ![]() 3.) Grant then human rights by: creating a small enough hole on your door for entry so they dont have to use force or chew-off the whole door (and l hear they easily get pissed-off when you make them work hard for something ![]() 4.) Buy a low-side, wide basket and put it in one corner of your living room (where people can eat and watch TV at the same time) and put assorted food inside, especially the types you mentioned above (its obvious thats what they like to eat, dont put cardboard or tissue paper there else, your big toe will suddenly disappear over night!) 5.) Finally, dont act like Ghadafi, "Know when to leave the house for them, when they start jumping on you while you're asleep"! Its an indication of "civil unrest amongst the population" otherwise, they may not only overthrow you in the house, what if they hold you hostage and no one is aware? Once in a while, buy them Obalende Suya (l hear thats one way to win their votes and confidence ![]() Bloody, squinting, black, beady-eyed bast*rds are running the show now, like it or get eaten! ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by biolabee(m): 11:36am On Mar 05, 2011 |
lastpage: U NO WELL LOL!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by denzel2009: 12:35pm On Mar 05, 2011 |
Apart from prayer and fasting or having a pact with them to move to your neighbours,there's no solution. If you do fumigate,theyll probably have flu for few days and I bet they have GPs too. They are so intelligent with mouse traps that they deactivate it before eating the bait.As for the glue,they will roll their eyes and run past it until the glue is totally dry and then eat the bait. If you decide to starve them you are in trouble,they will leave your flipflops and eat your best shoes and probably do number 1 and number 2 on your bright coloured dresses. The bigger ones are not really the problem,they small ones will frustrate you to the fullest. The tiny ones ate and disconnected my dad's loudspeaker while he was playing his favourite music before. Yes there are rats in London,I saw them in the underground. |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by lepasharon(f): 3:10pm On Oct 28, 2011 |
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Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by lekeey: 2:32am On Jul 02, 2013 |
cold: When i was still running a poultry i suffered from the op's predicament.Ol' boy those rats were a menace,i'd arrive the poultry one morning and discover a chicken had been decapitated Pls what is the brand name for that rat tea and where can I get it? |
Re: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by cycline404(m): 1:46pm On Jul 02, 2013 |
FUMIGATION. |
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