your Dog just killed Jerry

PROUDIGBO:


I swear! Agege rats are in a class of their own....very fast, bold and fuc/king huge! With them it’s hard to tell where rat ends and bushmeat begins!

I can't even identify them

I though the guy was joking but he cook it in his pot

Just for the records, your dog found it. Your dog did not kill it (as I didn't see any injury so only God know what killed it and what rubbish that unclean thing has been eating).

Let us pray your nyash doesn't swell like the disease that made the rat nyash to swell.

Adonisteve:
last time wey I laugh like this, na nairaland matter. Suffer dey no mean say make we kill ourselves. God bless oga Seun for this MULTIPURPOSE forum.

Abi nah. Wetin man go do except to shout o por o por!

Adonisteve:
You no go kill person with your replies.

U no know say nairaland na like table tennis. If ypu serve me hot, i go serve una pepper , or were you expecting some lololo?

RPG2020:




Clap for yourself 10/10


incoming COV20 i dey my house come and beat me

Abi COV 30, Okete wey me i don chop finish

ymstar:

o kan fun anybody je ni anyhow

u just dey give everyone his reply as e dey hot, na wa 4 u o omo ode (hunter), oh sorry omo oyo

Koni baje, eeyan temi t'O menue!

lakesidepapa:


U be Ijesha?

Ujesha bawo? I be original Yoruba abegi. But BTW, ile si ko?

KosiGee:


Tufiakwa. People will consume just anything.

as it was before you, so ot is, amd so shall it be till eternity. If you like, make you form vegetarian

Failure44:

Rats carry fleas and parasites.
Take that dog to a vet for check up.

Oya Agba Awo vet gang! O por
I update my dogs' vaccines religiously. Wanna see their cards?

Twenty8:



walahi you are eating rat

Aswear! You want some?

Kharol1234:
You no get joy oo....

I get, but na sub zero - call me a bipolar joy giver. Zero to hundred within seconds, nd vice versa

loko50:


600 years of Lassa fever

Henheen? Set awon sufferer

promotervickky:


OP, You forgot to post the bones

The dogs don chop them finish nah. You dont toy with such when you feed five dogs lol

Pearlyakin:

OP, i like your vibes jhur omo Oyo to the fullest

Koni baje omo iyami! Oo ni moriibu so s'enu

abdulazeez1002:
Cute dog. But your leg

Wetin do your leg nah?

EmperorMaria:


Ur leg,,,u need vaseline & tough sponge

Thanks mr. Soliu elenu. My wife like am like dat

faceland:
I though the guy was joking but he cook it in his pot

Just for the records, your dog found it. Your dog did not kill it (as I didn't see any injury so only God know what killed it and what rubbish that unclean thing has been eating).

Let us pray your nyash doesn't swell like the disease that made the rat nyash to swell.

My dog killed it with just a bite. That must be written all over the rat, right?
Abi na una kill am?

Bomboooooooclat

Hotzone:
This nigga is about to call back covid, I hope na only ur family go enjoy the next lockdown

Mechonu your mouth dia, you dis dundee. Na Your entire gene go lockdown.

OdenKelechi:
This thing is what you call big??

And you really want to eat this shit??

Shit? Where are you from na? I want to check something. Ase to n se'la!

SenecaTheYonger:
And not one person mentioned Lassa fever, which rats are their known carrier. Smh, the amount of dumbos in the comment section. AT least it's boiled so we don't have to worry about anything.

God will bless you, guide you, protect you, honor you until you forget your surname.
Can you say Amen?

Kvng6464:
Lmao house rat

How old are you?

CheedyJ:
Hope you won’t eat ur dog one day sha

No, you don't eat family, do you?

realstars:
So What Have You Done With That Meat?

laago melo?

Memberclub:
This mad man just chop house Rat like that.

Tiyin ti buje sir. Baba re ni mad man.

curvilicious:
The dog that did this to the rat sotae the back be like this must suffer for 600yrs

Ginger and Maggie will not suffer in Jesus Name o
Falana gbo tire!

bigt2:

Tiyin ti buje sir. Baba re ni mad man.

Werey boi

kaffy4tope:
Poverty at its highest. Dude kukuma go public gutters and pack as many rats as possible and eat.

Did you just eat house rat?

I will feed your whole family including the rats in your house. Na your glory you go take enter gutter to pack rat. O ni mumi ero!

Wanta:
Rat wey sweet nah Dog kill am ;DRat wey sweet nah Dog kill am

U sabi better thing bros

Dearlord:
Iza pity that my fellow Nigerian are now eating rats

Henheen?

Memberclub:

Werey boi

U sabi talk that one na him you dey call yourself madman

davidque007:
your Dog just killed Jerry

A rat is different from a mouse. Capiche?

That is a rabbit not rat
The tail of a rabbit is always white but the one of rat is always black.
Indomie children will never know this because they have never visited the Bush for hunting, hence they were unable to differentiate between a rat and a rabbit

Gregorian2020:
That is a rabbit not rat
The tail of a rabbit is always white but the one of rat is always black.
Indomie children will never know this because they have never visited the Bush for hunting, hence they were unable to differentiate between a rat and a rabbit

Kinni nwi? Rabbit ko, Paddington ni. Olodo oshi. U donno whaeez going on

Dundee ari'gbin ma he, a roko ire ma he isan.

bigt2:

I will come and rub it in your mouth - except you are pregnant

Cute dog and cute legs

Op, if you are a lagosian you'ld probably eat more rats and call it bushmeat. That thing is a rat, Yes! a big rat. Not bushmeat that i've been at 17 in my village.

Kingrefreshed:


Cute dog and cute legs

Thanks

Harrykn:
Op, if you are a lagosian you'ld probably eat more rats and call it bushmeat. That thing is a rat, Yes! a big rat. Not bushmeat that i've been at 17 in my village.

What do you know?

Say "Next to nothing!"

Where are you at? I can DHL Bigger sizes then what you're eating, Nna enh. Hah!

Why are people like this? You hear say virus dey you still dey chop rat, it's obvious Nigerians have issues.

kaffy4tope:
Poverty at its highest. Dude kukuma go public gutters and pack as many rats as possible and eat.

Did you just eat house rat?

Leave the slowpoke. When he catches one unidentifiable disease he will still come back to the health section.

bigt2:
It was about 3am when i heard Maggie yodel at the backyard, she caught mr. Pouched rat and Ginger being superior wants the kill for herself, and her pups - hence the yodel!
Then I went out and found Mr. Pouched rat lying lifeless. Murderers!

Waiting till dawn to do justice to this!
Regards to:
Maggie (Basenji)
And Ginger (Boerboel)

Didn't know which one of you girls did the good job but I suspect Maggie. Thanks all the way lol


More updates later

bigt2:
It was about 3am when i heard Maggie yodel at the backyard, she caught mr. Pouched rat and Ginger being superior wants the kill for herself, and her pups - hence the yodel!
Then I went out and found Mr. Pouched rat lying lifeless. Murderers!

Waiting till dawn to do justice to this!
Regards to:
Maggie (Basenji)
And Ginger (Boerboel)

Didn't know which one of you girls did the good job but I suspect Maggie. Thanks all the way lol


More updates later

so How does this thread about eating rat help any guy to chase womens on nairaland? .... bro r u ok?

bigt2:
It was about 3am when i heard Maggie yodel at the backyard, she caught mr. Pouched rat and Ginger being superior wants the kill for herself, and her pups - hence the yodel!
Then I went out and found Mr. Pouched rat lying lifeless. Murderers!

Waiting till dawn to do justice to this!
Regards to:
Maggie (Basenji)
And Ginger (Boerboel)

Didn't know which one of you girls did the good job but I suspect Maggie. Thanks all the way lol


More updates later

If you ever allow those dogs to eat that type of rat, especially the intestines, they will SURELY die of distemper. Those species of rats, musk rats they are called, are poisonous to dogs.

Nice bush meat
We call it okete in Remoland, Ogun state
Enjoy urself,
Pls don't give pregnant woman chop ooooooo