THE CASKET MAKER

     A man who makes caskets was going to deliver one

of his coffins when his car broke down.

trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head

and began heading to his destination.



   The Nigerian police men saw him and wanted to make some money from him

and so they challenged him.



"where u dey carry dat thing go?! ,

wey reciept?,

wey particulars? ,



the smart guy replied

"i no like the place where dem bury me so i am trying to relocate!!



before you know the police men took off and ran for their dear life shouting: ghost ooo!!!!

ghost oooo!!!

God help us ooo. Hahaha





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WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE GOD IS MISSING
Two little boys, ages 8 and
10, are excessively
mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble
and their parents know if
any mischief occurs in their
town, the two boys are
probably involved. The
boys' mother heard that a
preacher in town had been
successful in disciplining
children, so she asked if he
would speak with her
boys. The preacher agreed,
but he asked to see them
individually. The mother
sent the 8 year old in the
morning, with the older
boy to see the preacher in
the afternoon. The
preacher, a huge man with
a deep booming voice, sat
the younger boy down
and asked him sternly, "Do
you know where God is,
son?" The boy's mouth
dropped open, but he
made no response, sitting
there wide-eyed with his
mouth hanging open. So
the preacher repeated the
question in an even sterner
tone, "Where is God?!
Again, the boy made no
attempt to answer. The
preacher raised his voice
even more and shook his
finger in the boy's face and
bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"
The boy screamed & bolted
from the room, ran directly
home & dove into his
closet, slamming the door
behind him. When his older
brother found him in the
closet, he asked, "What
happened?" The younger
brother, gasping for
breath, replied, "We are in
BIG trouble this time!" "GOD
is missing, and they think
WE did it!" HAHAHA

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