well i want u reading to help me out and contribute i'm posting a remake of freddo starrs WHAT IF?  the naija version , i want u to ask your own questions like i did.u musn't rhyme but rhyming makes it more fun here we go,

these are questions that i ask my self when i annalise naija when im by myself

what if kennis never signned 2face?
would he have gone places
or won an award by MTV base?
what if plantation boys didn't split faces?
would faze have sang the hit kolomental kraze
and blackface behind in tha race?

what if d'banj tells us the meaning of tongolo?
and sauce kid does the same to san bori bobo?
what if abacha didn't die?
what if he was alive?
what if he survived to wear the crown?
would all this activists,politicians and comedians calling his name be around?

what if we stop relying on crude oil?
what if we start thinking of other means like farming our soil?

What if we stopped smokin' spliff, we'd stop T.B.
how much do we really learn when we watch T.V.?
What if the world ended right now, where would u go? Eternal doom or paradise?
What if I could become tiny, I'd be a parasite's parasite.

what if we dont learn nothing would we watch tv?
what if there was no tv wuld u talk about those movies?
what if there was no internet wuld i post all these?
what if there was no geesm?
wuld mike adenuga's towers shine like a prism?


podeep that was a very good one,

Yeah, thanx. I'm a poet. That's my name, POetry DEEP(Po Deep). The topic's interestin', its funny peops aren't respondin'.
Here's some.

What if I ruled the world, would I make it better?
Would I feed the poor hungry beggar?
Or just maximise my empire by buying Sony, Microsoft, Nitendo and Sega?
And even move on to buy Sharp, Toshiba and SonyWega?
What if this world dosen't exist and we're in the matrix.
That means we're being watched by smith and them agents.

yeah u r a real poet men u are now making it more difficult for me but i will keep trying,

what if u was a woman what would u do?
would u give a Mouth Gig like u would want your girlfriend to?
what if i was so dumb and dont know what to say?
what if i said something like ye yo bla bla kodoo today?

What if people saw the value of this thread? It'ld make a hundred pages.
And it'ld be on the front page of this Music/radio section for ages.

What if there was no 419?
Will niggaz still be on the grind or run up in ur crib wit their 9?
What if i've been in Yankee since '99? Now i'm back spitting a couple of lame lines
Will y'all start comparing me to the rap legend mode 9?

what if people knew d value but dont have what to say?
what if the topic is too intelligent for their brain?

What if we ended this thread now, knowledge would be lost.
The greatest lines of poetry would be buried like a corpse.
What if these lines led to a revolution, that would be cool.
And the world would know it began from the keyboard of dejahvu.

what if cocain was legalized
I knw the president probably be takin' kilos
B 4 they make a speech

menike:

what if cocain was legalized
I knw the president probably be takin' kilos
B 4 they make a speech

LMAO, now that was funny!!!

what if beyonce had to do a collabo with a nigerian artist?

What if i was in d vocal booth with pac, i guess i'll feel so high & drop some sick flows. What if i could make d boys in d hood be good i guess God'll 4give me all ma sins. What if i could get a million bucks 4 droping a hot line, i guess i'm gon be burning till d day dat i die.

Thank God! New faces!

@Po Deep
nigga u are tight man!!! dis ones 4 u

What if Po Deep was born in new york city?
would he be the next big thing, would he be dropping tracks like Nas or Fiddy?

what if this tread wasnt a game?
what if the lyrics that you wrote today - somehow found its way to P Diddy?

@folanusi
thanx man, I salute ya.
Incase u haven't been told, ur battle wit chukky76 was the bomb!
Peace.

What if i woke up 4rm ma bed & look up 2 see Aso rock ceiling, i guess i'll be d next being 2 b rich.

what if adm and eve did not sin against god,wld we still go naked?

@ Po Deep
so how did u think i did in the battle with Chukky76?


what if death was just a game like hide and seek?
how many years do u think it'd take to find niggas like Pac & Big

what if  rap music wasnt invented - /
how many deaths in the united states could av been prevented?

That one was dope. Homie

What if nobody had any bad intentions, there probably will be no person in detention. What if i had beyonce 4 one night i, probably will be feelin so gay like jay on a good day.

@ nutyay
thanx bruv!


What if santa claus wasn't a myth?,
will niggas jump him on the streets, n' try to rob his fancy Gifts?

what if we dindt have to work for money?,
what if all u had to do was drop a ryhme to catch the honeyz?

@folanusi
U came hard but I've gotta give props to chukky too cos he tried for a non-MC but ur disses were the sh*t & obviously offhand.
One.

more people


what if there was no police?
niggas would be comiting crime on their streets
what if our police dont take bribe?
lots of home boys would be doing time wishing they culd bribe?

What if there was no obasanjo?
Don u think naija wuldn't make u feel so bored?


What if obj & atiku didn't av a fight?
Maybe we might av lite and our nights wuld be bright.

What if I stopped kickin' the truth and went wack for money?
Would dat be a smart business move or make me look like a dummy?
What if I was a female, would I be a gold-digger?
Would that make me a LovePeddler or a go-gitta?

what if pple learn to appreciate not hate?.
what if pple agree that 2face is better than faze?
what if naija pple stop bein' judgmental?
what if someone tells me d meanin' of "yahooze" and "sam bori-whateva"?
what if pple stopped talkin' trash?

what if people stop talkin trash?
wuld we have songs that will make us have a car crash?
what if naija people dont stop being judgemental?
wuld nairaland be fun like listening to kolomental?
what if someone knows the meaning of yahooze and sam bori bobo?
oh!what if that someone was chiogo?

lol.

what if anybody could be like chiogo?
does that make u chiogo?
what if pple stopped bein' funny?
wld i stop bein' corny?
what if i understood d above post?
does dat make me smart?

what if Beyonce wasnt fuckin Jay Z,
                                  then who would it be?
what if she was just another chick do u reckon she'll get with me?

what if i made a dollar everytme i wrote a rhyme?
i'll be counting cash in billions,/
                                Bill Gates style.