Ms. Potato:

Oh Lord. . . ive done so many things that i can't even remember but he is worth doing all those things cause he has burdened himself many times because of me and has ended up in many troubles because of me so he is worth it!

Just would tell u one. He had alot of assignments to do and he had work as well so the whole day he has been working alot and leaving his assignments thinking that he could start doing it by midnight but he got so tired from work that by 1am he fell asleep, he told me h would set the alarm to wake up in an hour but when he got to bed, I switch off his alarm and I ended up doing his entire assignment till 6am

So that was one of it.

Yemmyc:

*shakes head* roy wat IF her KINI lands u in2 trouble {AIDS/STD},wld u STIll stand by/luv her KINI?

aminalib:

i killed loved him

Mrs, Chima:

I am waiting on a certain Jehovah Witness to knock on my window again. 

aminalib:

see what u made me do

REALITY101:

Don't me look @ you like some dirty negro culo for Chima's sake 


Good so you finally sucked him to  So can we make love tonight? I know you are always Hot just like  

aminalib:

u gat it wrong, sucking is your forte

aminalib:

Like NASA would allow you on.

Ekpoma1:

Still kiss her even though she hasnt brush her mouth all bcoz love.
[/quotewel done gud boiy,clap 4 ur self,but 2 b precise dnt try dat nxt tym ,coz it nt hygenic.

Yemmyc:

~@roy y u dey shout na

190::

Fell from an apple tree while trying 2 get her a fruit

aminalib:

yea monkeys usually fall from trees, they also smell their own butt, did u do that too?

Dimwitt !!

I went for the apple of love and i got it
The type adam and eve shared

Mzdark and 190 shared it >> sorry no man can get you that apple except me
and ooh yes she caught me before i touched the ground!

aminalib:

interesting, so did u smell your own butt?

No but if you would come with me i could let you smell mine
before getting you the fruit

aminalib:

i would like to live sir