Nicklaus619:
The day I watched karashika and living in bondage the original and first copy I was 8 years old, I couldn't sleep, then I enters the bathroom to take my bath, when I rob my head with soap, I will be imagining nonsense as if the katashika people are here to get me, I ran out necked shouting and screaming, unfortunately, my cousin visited the house was filled with people that will laugh at my foolishness

My dad rushed in with a cutlass and went into the bathroom to see the thing that was making me scream, only to see my dirty under wears hanging on out bathroom window, I thought it's someone head peeping at me

I was so embarrassed, my dad was particularly mocking me all my siblings making fun of me, I felt like I should erase that my mumu moment from their mind

Funny experience though, now nollywood ain't acting sh!t, that was when nollywood knew what they where doing, all the graphics was top notch

Lmaoooo I barely remember that karashika movie but I know I was also scared of it back then

Zzor:
As a very young little girl,i was always going to the visitors room downstairs as early as 6am to peep through the window so I can get a clearer view of one uncle always bathing outside behind their building very early before going to work,i will be laughing uncontrollably inside the room until one day my mom secretly followed me to know why going to that room very early in the morning has become a routine for me and that was how I was busted.Unknown to me, the uncle had earlier reported me to my mom that whenever I see him anywhere,i always laugh at him and he has been wondering if there's anything awkward about him to warrant such,it was then my mom got the picture of everything and I was properly schooled and made to realize that it was a bad thing.

You were not trashed?y now

mansakhalifa:


The guy should have sued you for sexual harassment.

Despite the fact that you were a kid at the time.

Lol what do you think would have happened? They jail her? Don't be silly most will just laugh at him...sexual assault against men especially man vs small child would be ignored most times

I schooled in kaduna. I found a jacket that had those large collars. Suddenly an idea occurred to me. Dracula! Behind the hostel was a mound of abandoned concrete that looked like a grave. At night i put on the jacket, pulled the collars up and went and sat on the mound which was like 50 metres from the hostel.
Soon I attracted attention... someone pointed a Torchlight at me and shouted HEY!...To make it more dramatic I swayed from side to side slowly! And immediately someone shouted NA GHOST O! No one could come closer but from the distance started screaming and throwing stones...I was in danger...so...I got up slowly like a fiend! And turned towards the huge crowd that had gathered!
My people! Everyone took off in all directions! Me? I also took off into the corn farm....did a detour and took off the jacket and returned to the hostel to see crowd still wondering what they had seen! I mingled innocently with them but laughed heartily!
It was 20 years later I told the truth to my close friend! We still laugh over the incidence today!
Dracula....

donbachi:
The greatest lizard hunter and lizard surgeon.

we had the same childhood memories

chatinent:
Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

Chai.

Huncle, you can lie for Afrika.

But anyway continue.

Sleeping in a church, disturbed by the Urchers. Went to the backyard, to sleep inside one of the rooms no one hardly enters. It was a midweek service and church is located inside a tick Bush where no one stays and people hardly walks. 30 mins from home

Woke up around 9 am inside a dark locked church. Thought I was in hell. Cry my way, falling across the bench while shouting for help.

When I found out I wasn't dying and can Hear footstep outside . I went for the window, jumped down . And didn't look back till I found my self in our corridor.

At home they wanted to flog me, thinking I went to play.

The craziest and scariest day of my life .. I was barely 7yrs old but all picture of that day still runs in my head.

OKame:
My father was a disciplinary to the core. I was punished (flogged) for every rule I broke, if not immediately, then when 'my cup became full'. On this fateful day I forget to put off our electric burner and I left for school. Luckily for me there were many power cuts that day so the house did not burn down but the pot of beans I left on the burner got burnt and was pure black.When my dad returned home he perceived the burning smell and asked if I did put off the burner. Guess what, I lied.
The cut the story short, my dad made me eat the burnt beans, allowed me to sleep for two hours, then woke me up..He stripped me naked and told me to lie on the table. He would flog me about 15 strokes and allow me to cry 'rest' for about 10minutes, then I'll climb the table and repeat the whole process again.
I received about 100strokes that day and the scares are still visible on my back till today.
When my mum returned home and saw me, she bursted into tears and a serious quarrel ensued between her and my dad..

Ok this isn't funny at all...naked flogging? Haba...hope your good now

chatinent:
Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

bros u b clown

Royalization:
As funny as it might sound but true. I inserted a six(6) inches nail directly into my dog's anus.

The dog stood close to me, and I couldn't resist inserting the nail when I saw the anus breathing

I still dunno how they manage to get hold of the dog to remove the nail but I received the beating of my life that day....

Puppy wherever you are, I just want to say, IDGAF, Your anus was breathing, it wasn't my fault. But damn! Children mentality sef

LMFAO I'm dead

OKame:
My father was a disciplinary to the core. I was punished (flogged) for every rule I broke, if not immediately, then when 'my cup became full'. On this fateful day I forget to put off our electric burner and I left for school. Luckily for me there were many power cuts that day so the house did not burn down but the pot of beans I left on the burner got burnt and was pure black.When my dad returned home he perceived the burning smell and asked if I did put off the burner. Guess what, I lied.
The cut the story short, my dad made me eat the burnt beans, allowed me to sleep for two hours, then woke me up..He stripped me naked and told me to lie on the table. He would flog me about 15 strokes and allow me to cry 'rest' for about 10minutes, then I'll climb the table and repeat the whole process again.
I received about 100strokes that day and the scares are still visible on my back till today.
When my mum returned home and saw me, she bursted into tears and a serious quarrel ensued between her and my dad..

That's child abuse bro

ghettokid1:
my most memorable was conceding 25goals as a goalkeeper in a competive match...I still never believe its real....not as a kid though

Chineke......

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purples25:
My aunt that wasn't much older than me convinced me to run away with her, and we did. Packed clothes and left the house.

We went far, found an uncompleted building where one worker was so nice to us and even bought us food. It was like an adventure, but we were scared stiff.

When evening came, we realized that our story book adventures were not like real life and started going home. My aunt said i knew stories and i could make up one to save us and if i could open my eyes for long i would start crying and i did.

When we got home the whole neighborhood came out. Everyone was looking for us. They even called the police. I told a big crowd a story that shocked them. Gosh, i was so scared, i did the biggest fraud of my life, invented on the spot.

I was crying profusely and told the crowd we were abducted by some guys at the back of our house. They led us away quietly and later blindfolded us. We were taken to a place that i can't remember cuz of the blindfold. When caged i managed to get one of their guns and point it to them and with the threat we escaped. I found a bush and threw the gun there.

This story was taken high and low, we were taken to the police to file a report. I was taken to the inspector, other high levels of police. I repeated my story without one glitch. My aunt was even like, i didn't give her a hero role in the whole story. I was believed so much, that i was allowed to take a search party into the bush to look for the gun i threw away. The inspector even showed me a gun to weigh. I don't think i was more than eleven or twelve.

People started calling me gun girl. I was ashamed cuz i was sure few knew i had lied. I felt guilt in myself.

It was one day in grandmas car, she asked me, and i told her the truth. This was years after.

She just looked at me and said "You can kill someone o."

The part that's making me laugh is that your aunt is vexing you didn't give her hero role in a made up story lmao

dorin27:
On this particular day, mom bought us ( I and my twin) new swimming suit. We were so happy we wore it almost every day. After we got our swim suit, I don't know why but it stopped raining. We waited and waited but still it refused to rain. So we got tired of waiting and decided to create our own swimming pool .

Next thing we did was empty the whole drums of water inside the room. We made sure the whole room was filled with water. Chai!! The aftermath is something I don't want to talk about. But trust me, we saw hell when mom came back home.

How old were you and your sister?

I can't imagine the mess you both created

My childhood was fun and I wished I never grew up, there is no crazy or bad play that I did not indulge in..

The one I will never forget;
We had local fowls back then, which they can just stop to lay an egg anywhere, one day Me and my cousin came across one trying to lay, so we were curious to know how it will do it, while watching it the fowl started grunting to push it out, my cousin noticed and shouted kai, the fowl stop, after few minutes the fowl tried again we still shouted and it stopped, we continued like that for like an hour till the fowl could not bare it and just decided to lay it at all cost, when it was grunting and we were shouting it didn’t stop until we noticed d egg was coming out, my cousin bent to pick a stone, on noticing the fowl decided to run at us, Na so e pursue my cousin the guy run enter road machine hit d guy, till today he can’t walk well, he is called fowl leg till today

Childhood life,sweetest part of our life..What an innocent nd free life!

Bifrost:


Kleptomaniac.

Serious one o......

mansakhalifa:

*clears throat*
An uneventful childhood is not worth living...
Young lady, you must go back and relive your childhood or else...

hahhahhhahahahahh No need clearing throat
Elder in council Else what will happen?

lol.. mine was one i offend one of family member in Lagos then that he report me to my parents and they beat me heavily, the day i saw him in our village very early in the morning taking his bath nahso i carry stone hit his yeye soapy head. omo nah one woman wey see me go report to my grandparents. d beating I received that day ehn, me and the person don't greet again till now sef.

fergie001:

I damaged our beds with Austin 3:16...My younger sis still have a mark till date..na me give am

Our bed was all this spring bed were dey always make noise, na why we move am to floor

prince2pac:
bro we show them pepper

wow real niggars dee nairaland

jaszplus12:
I schooled in kaduna. I found a jacket that had those large collars. Suddenly an idea occurred to me. Dracula! Behind the hostel was a mound of abandoned concrete that looked like a grave. At night i put on the jacket, pulled the collars up and went and sat on the mound which was like 50 metres from the hostel.
Soon I attracted attention... someone pointed a Torchlight at me and shouted HEY!...To make it more dramatic I swayed from side to side slowly! And immediately someone shouted NA GHOST O! No one could come closer but from the distance started screaming and throwing stones...I was in danger...so...I got up slowly like a fiend! And turned towards the huge crowd that had gathered!
My people! Everyone took off in all directions! Me? I also took off into the corn farm....did a detour and took off the jacket and returned to the hostel to see crowd still wondering what they had seen! I mingled innocently with them but laughed heartily!
It was 20 years later I told the truth to my close friend! We still laugh over the incidence today!
Dracula....

I cant stop laughing... My bele

Lol... I had so many experiences as a child, I Dont even know which one to narrate.
When I was like 8 years old, I and my friends love to play football in the street then. One certain evening, we were playing ball close to a carpentery workshop and they ball kept disturbing their work. One of the carpenters, who was short, dark and looked toned due to years of working out, kept warning us to stop playing since we were disturbing them. We refused to stop, then suddenly one of my friends, kicked the ball hard and it went straight into the carpentery workshop. I asked my friends to follow me to collect the ball but they entertained fear, since we were warned severally, I braced up for the mission since the ball was mine, walked straight into the workshop, picked my ball without apologizing and went out, the dark skinned carpenter, was just watching me closely, as I made attempt to leave, he called me and gave me a dirty slap, for a while I didn't even know where I was, Mehnn that slap was out of this world. My evil friends started laughing at me
My parents had to come beg the guy sha before he could release the ball

abi is it one of our neighbors son then that sell PS1 memory card for me then and still steal the memory card from me ono on his exam day nahso i go hide his School bag and clothe what happen when i get back home from School is a story for another day.

Drizzy5001:
There was a time, me and my siblings were traveling to onitsha from Yola, we boarded those long luxurious bus, so when we got to Nsukka in enugu state, our driver stopped so that people can go and ease themselves, i was pressed so i ran into the bush to shit, all of a sudden 2 fair matured ladies came and pulled down their trousers, they were shitting too, the didn't notice i was behind them, as their shit begin dey smell me na im i intentionally cough they noticed that somebody was behind them they wanted to run to a more hidden corner but unfortunately they were purging so they no fit move...i just dressed up and went back to where the bus was parked, throughout the journey i was just laughing, people kept wondering, they were like" what's wrong with this one" . I was 12 years old that time sha.

If you see how I'm laughing now Sha hahahaha...the part where you said they wanted to move but the purging no gree

Another one, one Christmas when I was still very small, I wanted to visit one of our family friends, my parents refused and asked me to stay inside. When no one was watching me, I sneaked out to carry out the visitation. I entered into a wrong street and was chased by 3 wicked dogs , I had to enter another street to escape from them. I tried finding my way out but couldn't That was when it dawned on me that I was lost, I started crying and kept walking aimlessly for close to 1 hour, it was our neighbor who saw me crying that took me home.
when I got home I received the beating of my life

Kola5281:
hmmmmmmm.....the day i wiped my ass after defecating with one suya paper lyk dat in the bush. Ladies and gents, my ass turned red and I saw the 7 heavens that day.

I am just laughing unlike a gentleman. LoL.

Burna440:
My childhood was fun and I wished I never grew up, there is no crazy or bad play that I did not indulge in..

The one I will never forget;
We had local fowls back then, which they can just stop to lay an egg anywhere, one day Me and my cousin came across one trying to lay, so we were curious to know how it will do it, while watching it the fowl started grunting to push it out, my cousin noticed and shouted kai, the fowl stop, after few minutes the fowl tried again we still shouted and it stopped, we continued like that for like an hour till the fowl could not bare it and just decided to lay it at all cost, when it was grunting and we were shouting it didn’t stop until we noticed d egg was coming out, my cousin bent to pick a stone, on noticing the fowl decided to run at us, Na so e pursue my cousin the guy run enter road machine hit d guy, till today he can’t walk well, he is called fowl leg till today

Oooooohhh dear! Laugh wan kee me... but sorry about your cousin!

Bifrost:


ezigbo idiot ki bu. How could you not know she was being sarcastic?

So, if she asks you to bring something for her and you ask where to put it, and she says "put it on my head" you will put it on her head?

Lmao

OgaRico:



I can fully relate;Snoop Dogg Doggystyle,that is the name.
I do porn promotion,supplying,exchanging,stealing sotey discipline master for my sec.school collect my porn disc wey I hide inside Agatha Moses Achanchawa disc pack.
Male Senior students for sec school no dey beat me because na me bi their supplier.
I even get neighbor wey na me dey supply am porn disc whenever him wan nyash eim baybay.
But with all those glory wey I get,I wonder how my parent no catch me even once because at times na them dey remove the disc from vcd player give me thinking na worldly music wey we dey hear.
Na during my porn dealing days nai I discover say porn disc dey people house pass nollywood films,na just pretend people dey pretend say them dey frown at am.One day I no waka go any shop to buy porn but you no go need porn disc whether for school or house wey I no go supply you and wetin still dey tire me na how I take overtake the people wey introduce me to porn sotey them bi come dey beg me for porn disc(latest ones for that matter).But that was those years.

"my porn disc wey I hide inside Agatha Moses Achanchawa disc pack
I can't breath

temi1290:

E shole the two of you na

Then, na only me I concentrate.

My worst experience was wen I was 10yrs old..popsy warned me not to touch his car,he just decided to use public transport to work on this day BT me then be Animal. Lol.na so I call four of my guys around 10am we carry popsy car flex ,cruising around ,intimidate other boys and girls of our age then BT as God wan punish me I no fit reverse,I wan come go call person make he help us BT my friends say na Bleep up,say how we go drive this far come go call person to reverse for us.They say make I just try reverse am say they believe in me.Na so me set try oo,Guy the next thing i hear na GBOS..I nearly kill one old woman,if no be say she enter gutter.popsy car condemn,I collect beating on my life..my friends wey dey motor all ran away. Popsy come station bail me,treat the old woman,repair fence of the house I broke. Fixed his car cause the back wreck.The only thing he told me was to.leave his house that he doesn't want to become a murderer.Lol.I stay for neighbor house for 2 weeks until popsy gree all the beggins oo.Lol.if I remember now na laugh I dey always laugh.me self know say i worst then. BT now am a new creature.