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We all have our neighborhood. Here are my picks of five kinds of girls you'll find in the commonest of neighborhood:

1. Those ones that won't greet you.

These ones admire you secretly but will rather commit suicide than let you ever discover. They will rather play I-dont-care than show you the signals. Their instinct tells them you are proud and outght to greet them first.

In reality, they like you. Yes, like a mountaineer, they are crushing over you.


2. The nasty tongued.

These ones believe in the world view of being vulgar and nasty translating it to being real. What a laugh.

They bump into your room anytime and wants you to always relate with their inevitable nature. Whatever happened to privacy.

Most of these ones are pensioners in oloshopreneurship.

3. The bonafide liars.

I fear these sorts. They can lie to the extent that you'll be listening to a story another neigbour probably told you and they'll narrate it as though theirs. I mean every line.

One told me her lecturer carried her over because she failed her G.P. I just dey that day dey watch the mouth wey dey lie.

Another lyingly was confiding in me in what to do when she travels to U.S (saying she stays at Alaska). When I asked where, she said Ohio.

Another type is those ones you'll first know their names on Facebook and you'll be like 'hi Sherly' and she'll turn and be like 'is it me you are calling? Abeg my name is Aturuchi.' Lol.

Another type is those ones who update their clothes alone but have a stagnant life. Riha nnas outside. Mgbeke inside. Weldone ma.

4. Those poor grammarians.

These ones will not speak the little they know. Na so they'll be blowing wrong expressions feeling you're impressed. Of course, I am impressed with your Instagram-reality life.

One said she was so famished she felt like sleeping till the next day.

E get another one that was like: 'such reckless abandon jare, are my following you tomorrow?' Lol. Are my baa? Lol.

5. The gentle ones.

Of course, gentle does it. I give you a kudos, honeys. Most of these sorts are intelligent and have sth worthwhile to always share.

Pls don't confuse the gentility I meant. I mean gentle in reasoning.

Pure fact

Pls you may add yours. Let's keep the fun going young..

I belong to the numbers 1$5,greeting all these young guys around gives them the effontory to approach you,im not available for any shits

Zzor:
I belong to the numbers 1$5,greeting all these young guys around gives them the effontory to approach you,im not available for any shits

Are you that old?

Ghost1994:
Pure fact

You replied two seconds after I posted. Bro, how can you related to the facts without reading first?

chatinent:


Are you that old?

atleast above 18,what I meant was I greet elderly ones and not some young ones looking for every opportunity to come close,i prefer to be in their bad books than the other way around.

Zzor:
atleast above 18,what I meant was I greet elderly ones and not some young ones looking for every opportunity to come close,i prefer to be in their bad books than the other way around.

Everyone respects those who respect themselves.

PVSSY no understand bag English

the borrowers & beggers these ones will be waiting to knock your door every second just to make a request,one someday asked me for 4 cubes of maggi yet be claiming queens

chatinent:


You replied two seconds after I posted. Bro, how can you related to the facts without reading first?

hahahahaahah

Emperor4tune:
the borrowers & beggers these ones will be waiting to knock your door every second just to make a request,one someday asked me for 4 cubes of maggi yet be claiming queens

Kuku kee me.

CosmicPhoenix:

you forgot to mention the wrapper crew,these ones are always on wrapper 24/7.

Lol. The thing vex you reach like this?

CosmicPhoenix:

very irritating something,most times the wrapper will be smelling badly.

Lwkmd

lalasticlala, mynd44, seun, dominque

The ones always on bumshort

:I belong to the percentages 1$5,greeting all these teenagers fellas around gives them the effontory to approach you,im not availability for any Bleep Are you that boy?

Lemme refined your post
1: Runs girls: this type it's written all over them no need for sooth Sayer to come tell
2: semi runs girl: this type you can't catch or know them easily they do theirs codely you see them party in coded hideout
Example: a girl whose parents are Jehovah witness and sells food stuffs in night market
But she's using iPhone Xmas and some pretty expensive gadget
3: eye for Africa: this one's will stare at you like you raped them in their dream
4: the one like dorathy and nengi
5:the ones that walk in groups Everytime like some kinda of cultist or coven
6: over pretending and shakara :this one will pretend they don't like you but it's written fully in them the shakara no be here
The last one
7: the like-minded this ones are honest they vibe with you like it's cake with no strings attached
Satisfying your meet up with the end of your own bargain

I'm heavily disappointed by this post. Op, I really thought you were better than this.

The ones that mind their business.

What about the business ones? Selling you stuffs at an insanely high price, they sell different things every god damn time!

And the ones that in lowkey bleeping another neighbors husband, I fear who no fear married men

Zzor:
I belong to the numbers 1$5,greeting all these young guys around gives them the effontory to approach you,im not available for any shits

For your mind you have something worthwhile to share and you are intelligent.

SMH....Spits

l belong to 5 so gentle in reasoning yet aggressive

Every Aboki to his kettle.

Zzor:
I belong to the numbers 1$5,greeting all these young guys around gives them the effontory to approach you,im not available for any shits

yeah

So true..
I once greeted a guy who hasn't said hi to me before for the very first time...

the next day...he approached me and asked for my number..
imagine

Dreadlock69:
Lemme refined your post
1: Runs girls: this type it's written all over them no need for sooth Sayer to come tell
2: semi runs girl: this type you can't catch or know them easily they do theirs codely you see them party in coded hideout
Example: a girl whose parents are Jehovah witness and sells food stuffs in night market
But she's using iPhone Xmas and some pretty expensive gadget
3: eye for Africa: this one's will stare at you like you raped them in their dream
4: the one like dorathy and nengi
5:the ones that walk in groups Everytime like some kinda of cultist or coven
6: over pretending and shakara :this one will pretend they don't like you but it's written fully in them the shakara no be here
The last one
7: the like-minded this ones are honest they vibe with you like it's cake with no strings attached
Satisfying your meet up with the end of your own bargain

You're really a psychologist..
I belong to number 6
my shakara and forming no be here ohh

There is the ones who think it generous to sleep with anything that has a grassy shootout...if u know what I mean

oP thanks for this post. I will show it to cashier in bank. It should earn me small money

Lazykulture:
The ones that mind their business.

yeah dats me