lifenija:
u sell a book to make people have sense of humor yet u are intentionally annoying hard pass. pick another line abeg.

Another line is: you can't afford it.

duduade:


For someone who lives his life on nairaland


E go better for ilegend

Lool

Amen. No matter how good it is now, e go better pass like this. I claim it.

theophilusj31:
Mumu it typing error,nor come day talk pass your mouth

If one line from you has too many errors, how many errors will there be in 12 lines? Even your one line defensive reply has more than 2 errors.

No one is above errors, but yours is hereditary. Go back to that useless school they sent you (and wasted money on) to ask for a refund.

Money you should've used to start a fish business.

Muna4real:


Na so!

Fact1:
Goan fry stone,,,,

Lol. On it.

iLegendd:


Lol. On it.

Werey boy,,,

Oya continue,,

iLegendd:


Another line is: you can't afford it.

i rather eat spoilt suya with d money

lifenija:
i rather eat spoilt suya with d money

No, sir. It will be better to drink poison or use the money to buy a book to improve your written English.

Why? If you improve now, your unborn kids will benefit from it. Think about it.

When they bring English homework to you, you won't say, "Give it to your mother."

Now is the time to help yourself.
Help your unborn kids.
And help your wife-to-be.

A stitch in time saves nine.

iLegendd:


Boring? No.
Annoying? Yes (intentionally).

And yes, I can make you entertaining if you purchase our book called Humor Code. It's cheap — just 7k.

It's written for men to help them develop a sense of humor and make anyone laugh, especially women.

How can I get one for myself

Roma10:

How can I get one for myself

A WhatsApp message to the number on my profile is the way to go.

iLegendd:


You're frustrated. You'll soon be depressed. Your obsession with me is repulsive. Anyway, I like it sha.

We all think differently if I could read his mind I will tell u he never though it that way
Just an advice that all

iLegendd:


No, sir. It will be better to drink poison or use the money to buy a book to improve your written English.

Why? If you improve now, your unborn kids will benefit from it. Think about it.

When they bring English homework to you, you won't say, "Give it to your mother."

Now is the time to help yourself.
Help your unborn kids.
And help your wife-to-be.

A stitch in time saves nine.

thank u, legend of English writers am. good with how I write or wrote better than u with ur useless books, gladly shove it way up ur smelling hole n hide it there.

ode

Roma10:

We all think differently if I could read his mind I will tell u he never though it that way
Just an advice that all

What if I tell you he has abused me more than 10 times this month? If I don't reply him, he gets angrier. If I reply, he gets excited and starts bombing.

lifenija:
thank u, legend of English writers am. good with how I write or wrote better than u with ur useless books, gladly shove it way up ur smelling hole n hide it there.

ode

Okay.

See you in my next thread. Keeping up with iLegend (KUWI).

iLegendd:


Do you notice what I have been noticing? 97% of those that abuse me are frustrated illiterates.

They don't start a sentence with a capital letter, they don't end it with a period, they don't punctuate correctly, and they are always angry.

Why? No, you don't need to reply — it's hereditary. Like (dash dash dash) like son.

Smh....

JovialJune:



You are a clown..

Full-blown.

iLegendd:


Full blown.

Not funny.

iLegendd:


Lol. Always a virgin and always innocent.

Boring.......

JovialJune:



Not funny.

Alright, I give up. I don't like exchanging words with a man operating a female moniker.

You won. Everything you'll say starting from now is correct, so I'll ignore.

iLegendd:


Okay.

See you in my next thread. Keeping up with iLegend (KUWI).

only if u tagg me, failedlegend

iLegendd:


Alright, I give up. I don't like exchanging words with a man operating a female moniker.

You won. Everything you'll say starting from now is correct, so I'll ignore.

Interesting, why do you think I'm a man?

lifenija:


only if u tagg me, failedlegend

Sadly, I don't tag people. They come by themselves. Surely, when I pour the sugar, an ant like you will come.

Wise men don't call ants to their houses — they use sugar to attract them.

Blessedboy23:

Mr darrelsutton
this one that you are so happy today hehe.
ARE YOU BORN AGAIN?

ilegendd sent me free airtime today my nigga

In all my threads, no matter how controversial they may seem, I like to have a lesson for people to go home with.

Today's own is: always brush before you sleep and always brush in the morning before you eat anything.

iLegendd:


Sadly, I don't tag people. They come by themselves. Surely, when I pour the sugar, an ant like you will come.

Wise men don't call ants to their houses — they use sugar to attract them.

well like i said "only if u tag me"

Mozino007:
#ENDSLEEPYMONEY.

Lol.

No, we should end sleepless money.

DarrelSutton:
ilegendd sent me free airtime today my nigga

Haha that why you are happy with him
But iLengendd is too good you insulted him but he still send you airtime

iLegendd:


If one line from you has too many errors, how many errors will there be in 12 lines? Even your one line defensive reply has more than 2 errors.

No one is above errors, but yours is hereditary. Go back to that useless school they sent you (and wasted money on) to ask for a refund.

Money you should've used to start a fish business.

iLegendd:


If one line from you has too many errors, how many errors will there be in 12 lines? Even your one line defensive reply has more than 2 errors.

No one is above errors, but yours is hereditary. Go back to that useless school they sent you (and wasted money on) to ask for a refund.

Money you should've used to start a fish business.

thanks for the nice words,now shut the Bleep up....

you know you talk too for a man,it would have been better if you had boobs and ass

theophilusj31:
:Dthanks for the nice words,now shut the Bleep up....

you know you talk too for a man,it would have been better if you had boobs and ass

I'm impressed your brain could process nice words — you're really improving. Keep it up.

Let me put you on a spell. From today, you'll forever troll and abuse me with this your moniker or your alternates.

70% of your time on Nairaland will be used in talking about me and attacking me.

Now, go and roam from thread to thread aimlessly as usual.

Over sleeping while taking selfies ?

JovialJune:



Interesting, why do you think I'm a man?

Because Ilegendd believes that any female moniker registered this year is a male's alternative.

iLegendd:
They said oversleeping it bad. Please, I need your help. Since I came back from EndSARS protest, I have been oversleeping inside this cold room.

Please, what else should I do with my time other than sleep, exercise, watch TV, EndSARS, and eat?

Good morning iLegendd. Pls I want to register for Amazon affiliate program, but I don't have the following:
Foreign number
TIN
W-E8B

Please how will I go about it?

Thanks