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Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 5:38pm On Oct 25, 2020
Please doctors In the house, please help me analyze this sperm count result

Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by yusufu16: 5:41pm On Oct 25, 2020
lol
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by HRHQueenPhil(f): 5:42pm On Oct 25, 2020
STC 30 is making all this issues go away fast fast

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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by WaterTheMonk(m): 5:43pm On Oct 25, 2020
yusufu16:
lol
what's loling you

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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by pyyxxaro: 6:03pm On Oct 25, 2020
The summary of this is that !

You have the sperm of a Horse


So any woman when u lash , she fit born Centaur sad

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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by MrEgghead(m): 6:14pm On Oct 25, 2020
Axel1:
Please doctors In the house, please help me analyze this sperm count result
You have very low sperm count...When it is below 20 million sperms/ML, it's definitely Oligospermia...You need to visit a specialist in reproductive health ASAP....
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 6:45pm On Oct 25, 2020
MrEgghead:
You have very low sperm count...When it is below 20 million sperms/ML, it's definitely Oligospermia...You need to visit a specialist in reproductive health ASAP....

Chaiii, i dun finish
I won't be able to sleep this night
Thinking will finish me up
So, I'm impotent?
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Ajakaiye83: 7:01pm On Oct 25, 2020
MrEgghead:
You have very low sperm count...When it is below 20 million sperms/ML, it's definitely Oligospermia...You need to visit a specialist in reproductive health ASAP....

Are you sure about this?
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by MrEgghead(m): 7:15pm On Oct 25, 2020
Axel1:


Chaiii, i dun finish
I won't be able to sleep this night
Thinking will finish me up
So, I'm impotent?
You just need to visit a reputable hospital and you'll be fine.
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 7:22pm On Oct 25, 2020
MrEgghead:
You just need to visit a reputable hospital and you'll be fine.

Sir, on the text result above, is it where they wrote 1.5mls that indicated the sperm count or where on the result sir?
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by fati2001(m): 7:51pm On Oct 25, 2020

Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Samfloxin(m): 8:52pm On Oct 25, 2020
Axel1:


Chaiii, i dun finish
I won't be able to sleep this night
Thinking will finish me up
So, I'm impotent?
How many days did you abstain before the test? just natural things you will eat and abstain from 5 to 10 days and go for another test you will see a boost. Don't worry about it at all.
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Kccheechy(m): 9:19pm On Oct 25, 2020
Samfloxin:

How many days did you abstain before the test? just natural things you will eat and abstain from 5 to 10 days and go for another test you will see a boost. Don't worry about it at all.
that means people that masturbate frequently are in trouble!!! This is another bad side of masturbation

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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by MrEgghead(m): 11:43pm On Oct 25, 2020
Axel1:

Chaiii, i dun finish I won't be able to sleep this night Thinking will finish me up So, I'm impotent?
128,000,000 is absolutely normal, I'm sorry... I thought it was 1.28 × 10^6.... Once gain, I'm sorry.
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by yusufu16: 12:13am On Oct 26, 2020
Normal is between 60-100 million cells
You have 128 millions. So you have more than enough sperm count. Every girl should be afraid of you, because you can impregnate even a stone.

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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by illicit(m): 1:53am On Oct 26, 2020
Axel1:

Chaiii, i dun finish I won't be able to sleep this night Thinking will finish me up So, I'm impotent?
no nah
impotent is different to Infertile now

No be u release d sperm

If u can sustain erection and even ejaculate, u are not impotent....
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 4:59am On Oct 26, 2020
MrEgghead:
128,000,000 is absolutely normal, I'm sorry...
I thought it was 1.28 × 10^6....
Once gain, I'm sorry.

Wow, I'm so surprised that my sorrows turned out to joy within a twinkle of an eye, i have been so down but your recent response gave me a huge bost, but sir is it really 128 million sperm count I got?
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 5:02am On Oct 26, 2020
yusufu16:
Normal is between 60-100 million cells
You have 128 millions. So you have more than enough sperm count. Every girl should be afraid of you, because you can impregnate even a stone.

Wow, sir is this response for real or just to lift my dying days spirit up? I have been really so down since yesterday after getting the result thinking my sperm count is very low, your response just lifted my dying spirit and gave me hope again, I feels so lively right now, but sir is my sperm count really 128 million? You just lifted my dying spirit and gave me so much hope, but I really want to know that if my sperm count is what you says it is. I feel so alive right now after seeing ur response, thank you very much sir, I appreciate. And I await your response again.
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by MrEgghead(m): 9:24am On Oct 26, 2020
Axel1:


Wow, I'm so surprised that my sorrows turned out to joy within a twinkle of an eye, i have been so down but your recent response gave me a huge bost, but sir is it really 128 million sperm count I got?
Yes.
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by cjeriia: 12:42pm On Oct 26, 2020
You are very fertile. 128million in count. Normal sperm cells 58%. You are as fertile as a whale. You go easily give woman belle
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by ariklawani(f): 2:01pm On Oct 26, 2020
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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by ariklawani(f): 2:02pm On Oct 26, 2020
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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 2:12pm On Oct 30, 2020
Samfloxin:

How many days did you abstain before the test? just natural things you will eat and abstain from 5 to 10 days and go for another test you will see a boost. Don't worry about it at all.

I abstained for 4 days
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Emeka71(m): 3:09pm On Oct 30, 2020
^Did you release your sperm at the clinic where you did the test.
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 5:11pm On Oct 30, 2020
Emeka71:
^Did you release your sperm at the clinic where you did the test.

No, i went home to masturbate and came back with the semen sample after someone few minutes
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 5:13pm On Oct 30, 2020
Emeka71:
^Did you release your sperm at the clinic where you did the test.

Below is the reason whey I did the test

for the past 7 years now I have been having sex almost on a daily basis if not daily, it became really worse last year and this year, mostly this past 6 months in which I have only abstained for 11 days, in the last 6 months.
I have seeked for a solution but nothing seems to be working to help me out of this mess, I saw that all the money I have been working daily with my handwork was going down the drain because of women I have been carrying up and down on daily basis.
So I bought a sex doll and a fleshlight and right now I'm having sex on a daily bases with this instruments and sometimes goes to prostitutes and also masturbate when I'm back from the brothel before sleeping off.
I told my friend about my situation that I just can't live without having sex in a single day, then he started cautioning me about me being impotent in the future and worse more having low sperm count and watering sperm, I was so scared that I thought to myself that I must have already had low sperm count due to my daily sex all these past years.

That was why I went for the test

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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Stubborn82: 6:00pm On Oct 30, 2020
How much is the test cost please
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 8:04pm On Oct 30, 2020
Stubborn82:
How much is the test cost please

It was 5K

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Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Emeka71(m): 11:22pm On Oct 31, 2020
Axel1:


No, i went home to masturbate and came back with the semen sample after someone few minutes
Within that short time stated in the result?
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by Axel1: 5:55am On Nov 01, 2020
Emeka71:
Within that short time stated in the result?

The lab is not far from my place, about 3 to 4 minutes walk
Re: Doctors In The House, Pls Help Me Analyze This Sperm Count Result by lymelyte(m): 6:08am On Nov 01, 2020
From my microscopic analysis,you are highly fertile. grin.

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