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How Long Can U Resist Her? by omolasgidi(m): 1:07pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
you have a 26 year old neighbour that works in one of the blue chips which has gifted her with all the basic toys. She has made it VERY obvious to you that she does not mind a romp with u and nothing more, your madam has travelled and would be away for two months minimum. Knowing from the subtle signs she has dropped, how long do you think u can hold on before falling for the temptation to eat the apple? |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Blueice4re(f): 1:57pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
U wan run things wit ur niegbour abi, i go pray so dat madam go catch you. |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by omolasgidi(m): 2:11pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
haba me ke? No o, i go church yesterday for ash o (ash wednesday) I am just asking based on something that happened |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by LordReed(m): 2:19pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
She'll make her signs till she tire, she go stop. |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Ranoscky(m): 2:21pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
Right at the spot that I know that madam's car is no longer at the parking lot. |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by omolasgidi(m): 2:23pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
Ranoscky: I hope she won't be online as at then, U no even wait to breathe fresh air? |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by bignero: 3:31pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
madam is only setting u up once u eat the fruit, u'll continue till your caught(most likely after she marries) ask your self hw many other men is she dishing her honey pot to if shez that scheap your probably 25th on the list aids is real best advice: run when u see her |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by omolasgidi(m): 3:44pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
i had that impression too, But while explaining that too him, he said, 'have u ever faced a temptation and it is no more a matter of if but when?' that was what got me thinking and led to this, |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Ranoscky(m): 5:28pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
omolasgidi:Ahh. . .Breathe fresh air ke? . . . .All the once wey I don dey breathe wen the opportunity neva com, shey na dirty air? . . . .Omo mehn, agro na bad thin O, I no dey slack for dat kain opportunity, my broda! |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by omolasgidi(m): 6:41pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
Ranoscky:I for like be ur landlord, I know say u go dey get controls well well and u go dey use am bribe me if ur house rent never complete |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by kokoye(m): 7:47pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
SETUP!! Na the apples wey go choke you be dat. dis one go pass adam's apple |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by MrsChima(f): 7:49pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
LMAO@men having SELF CONTROL! |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Nobody: 2:45am On Mar 11, 2011 |
She acts in blue films. (chances of stds very hard) That is supposed to be a big turn off for you no? |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Ranoscky(m): 3:03am On Mar 11, 2011 |
big nero:We are stil suffering from the fruit that Adam ate since the beginning of the world so, if I eat the fruit, it's stil part of the suffering. |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by omolasgidi(m): 8:13am On Mar 11, 2011 |
Ranoscky:that fruit no gree rotten. e dey regenerate and remain fresh, But if madam's flight gets cancelled nko? |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by kaycrystal(m): 9:37am On Mar 11, 2011 |
they say the easiest way to resist a temptation is to fall for it, the earlier u get it sorted the better. what happens afterwards na ur cross! |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Ranoscky(m): 10:54am On Mar 11, 2011 |
omolasgidi:Ma guy, Na make I just go chop my own share clean mouth be my own, no be to sleep inside the punny! @least, de punny is mine for de whole duration of tym wey madam no dey (Omo mehn, na enjoyment galore O) |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by omolasgidi(m): 11:38am On Mar 11, 2011 |
Ranoscky: Dude, wrap am o! make dem no go dey wonder why her belle dey shoot when na only am dey house |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Ranoscky(m): 1:01pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
omolasgidi:Guy, daz y I tel u say agro na bad tyn, so, I gasto utilize de only oportunity wey I get b4 my prick go break! |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Madukaele(m): 1:53pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
omo, u are on ur own, if u like go use robe tie urself. there is nothing as good as respect oh. the both of them will deny you when the deal exposes. |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by Ranoscky(m): 4:32pm On Mar 11, 2011 |
Den I go pack my losd dey go na, no be crime! |
Re: How Long Can U Resist Her? by jbblues24(m): 10:27pm On May 24, 2019 |
The apple from garden of Eden |
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