people sabi lie sha

Burruchaga71:
That Jesus is coming soon

I wish it is a lie but the truth still remains that he's coming soon.

Frankicent:



Where do you stay?

That person is a criminal. Don't say you were not warned.

chatinent:
• Because of the rise in the price of goods, sb just said he bought about four tomatoes for six hundred Naira. I just dey here dey watch the guy for mouth dey wonder how e dey lie.

• She told me she doesn't eat rice without fork, knife and spoon together only for her to misplace them while eating and resorted to using her hands to send the chicken to her stomach’s court of tribunal.

• His dad was a loud type always broadcasting every little thing they owned. Man said he bought PS3 for N700k. I could help but hate him immediately.

• She brags she's big and beautiful in school only for me to track her home to see the clay house they live in.

That wasn't a problem cos I wasn't rich either. The problem was she lied her parents were people she always come to help.

• Called her Shelly for a year as she told me was her name only to find out she had no English name. I felt betrayed. Couldn't start calling her Anurika.

• Back in school, after using the toilet and not flushing, I lied I never used it not even use it. I stood on my right that I have never used the toilet. What sold me out was my shoe print. I cried literally behind doors that day. Everyone was just going to see the yams I deposited and bi like “na dis fine boy shit this thing?”

..even my crush.

...even one girl I verily hated.

• My pal stole my food and lied even when I showed him a video I hid on him. He insisted it was photoshopped. I feared him that day. He even threatened to sue me for defamation of character.

Only me kuku just die the matter. E so shock me.

Pls share yours.

Maybe it was sachet or tin tomato cause the price for 1 sachet tomato is 150

LilMissRobbie:


That person is a criminal. Don't say you were not warned.

Why you telling me?

During Xmas I was cruising in my ride looking for trouble then I picked a pretty slay queen,very interesting,I asked her name and it was Jessica and she schools at the University of south africa !!what an audacity,so I decided to put knorr and kitchen glory in my own lie by telling her that I actually have a mansion with a helipad in South Africa and I am driving to my parked helicopter to fly back to South Africa and she will come with me,she later confessed

Nigerian army spokesman told me that soldiers never shot peaceful protesters at lekki tollgate on 20/10/2020

A very blunt lie! I spat on his face

AlphaStorm:
Bros, d kin lies wey I don lie for this life no be here ooo.

If so, then king David had you in mind when he said “Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.” Psalms 51:7. ...

Hyssop is a bitter plant from the mint family. It is believed that this plant has antibacterial properties.

Now, come closer...open your mouth and bring out your tongue....

KingMack:
I went to a very rich man's house to play with the rich kids who usually assemble there to play different kinds of games in the very large compound only for me to lie say OBASANJO NA MY PAPA so I can mingle and be playing with them as it worked

You must be very ugly for them to believe you

Fountainofyouth:
Told a guy I'm a lesbian cos I don't want to date him.

you are one na

ILoveDemMANNA:
Greatest of the greatest lie from childhood......

This film made me cry like a baby . Can't remember the name though

One jss2 boi back den in sec skul tell us say rat chop half bag of rice for their hauz .

Yes I lied that I ate rice when I was asked... I was actually not feeling well, so I was given paracetamol, I don't like taking drugs so I throw up... Eba fallout

Fountainofyouth:



Don't ever mention this moniker again, capisce

Why are you so Hash on DemManna?
You dislike the dude abi ?
Make una pity am small.

The greatest lie I ever heard was from my mum that "she loves me".
Utterly disgusting and ridiculous lie.

Powerfly:
The biggest lie i've told is.. My dad is late. But i don't feel remorseful about it.

Even if he's a terrible person he doesn't deserve that, no one does.

And you not feeling remorseful about what you did shows just how much your heart has been consumed with hate towards him, it's not worth it. Please forgive

Do i really know? Lemme think

OK, I told my then gf that i was a cultist just to get her reaction and guage her love for me. She had told me when i was chyking her that she hates cultists and would never date one so after a lil while together i told the lie. She believed me because i gave her so much proof, non existent proof . See cry, cry no dey finish ooooo i come begin beg her ooo. Told her if she wanted to leave I'd understand but surprisingly she said she wouldn't leave me, she had fallen deeply in love. Well, that was before her own lies began ..

The fourth lie perfectly describes my ex, those kind of girls have same stories. They are usually extraordinarily beautiful, come from very poor families which they cover up with a lie even without you asking, then they lie without any reason to the extent you can't even choose one out of the many lies to nominate as the greatest lie. Thing is, from my findings, such girls usually end up with super rich husbands.

Powerfly:
The biggest lie i've told is.. My dad is late. But i don't feel remorseful about it.

What's wrong?

Is it sth you want to share?

Sonnobax15:
Stop na,do you want someone's child to come and be running rat race in the market upandan ?

Those things don't work.

You see an illusion of what you think. Call it a mirage.

dorin27:
Telling a guy I love him when I did not.

Personally, if I were the guy you told, I'd have known it's a lie.

I hardly believe girls.

I believe wives.

Powerfly:


if him get liver.. Make him try am. E get things wey pesin no dey talk too much. If he shouts, he may likely die or run mad.

Nothing will happen.


You've filled your heart with superstition as though there's any fetish thing related to bending down that standing upright wouldn't see.

sorority11:


You must be very ugly for them to believe you

I swear down bros I handsome pass you 100%✓✓

holatin:
ganiu ! I swear am not cheating on you. God bear me witness....if only God could ve strike her that moment....busola !!! e no go better for u

You don't believe girls, bro.


The only type of girls I may try giving a benefit of doubt is the one I plan to marry and knows that any crazy thing she does may be a nearest exit. Those types don't unnecessarily lie.

debbydams:
About 12 years ago my kid brother lied to me that he bought a biscuit of 10# 5# I Trek all the whole street looking for 5# biscuit the last shop I went to I was arguing with the woman � that my brother bought this biscuit 5# she said its a lie so I vex cum house d kin laugh � wey my father burst into nd my other kid brother ..I felt like crying, my dad was like u ar a big fool ..till date I no dont believe my kid brother again.. Dat boy fit sell me

That mean you are not above 16.


Because we bought biscuits less than that in our day.

zedman1:
The fourth lie perfectly describes my ex, those kind of girls have same stories. They are usually extraordinarily beautiful, come from very poor families which they cover up with a lie even without you asking, then they lie without any reason to the extent you can't even choose one out of the many lies to nominate as the greatest lie. Thing is, from my findings, such girls usually end up with super rich husbands.

Funnily enough too, you can't help but love them and their lie.

Was told that before the end of this year..I will buy motor ...I never see even keke

chatinent:


Personally, if I were the guy you told, I'd have known it's a lie.

I hardly believe girls.

I believe wives.

I don't know why this is making me laugh. But then again, what do I know? Even some men don't believe their wives.

chatinent:



You don't believe girls, bro.


The only type of girls I may try giving a benefit of doubt is the one I plan to marry and knows that any crazy thing she does may be a nearest exit. Those types don't unnecessarily lie.

don't give any one benefit of doubt.....I was planning for her to mine forever too....all ladies lie...don't say some type don't ever again....that olamide won ma is the best psychological evaluation of them.

Coldie:

Nairaland girls don cause me tire today

Seriously na the babes I dey blame. What u did is wrong but how can a wise lady allow a man that hasn't paid anything on her head to abuse her like that.

U self know say u nor try.