[b]Welcome to the Joker's Bar Joint.

Here, the time is always 17:59 anytime of the day. After a torrid day at the office, just hop in & order for bottle(s) of any drink of your choice. Here's the perfect place for STOUTing, RAFFIA-WINEing, LIQUORing and SUYAing. Cigarettes and pipes straight from Cuba are also on the menu.
African & Continental dishes are also available: Pig meat pork, beaf steak & kidney pie, gala_{yinka's favorite},dog barbecue 404, amala & ewedu, akpu & ofe nsala, egusi, goat head, etc. .
So, let's keep the train rolling.

Giving most honour to those who deserve them:

Bar man
El Guapo

Bar Patronizers
bright007
StudioCFR
shakara4u
neyshed
Pharoh
eldav
Boss Ttdiamonds
KDK
jokingmary
bashy_demy
chykason
daniluv
ben
. . .
Bar Divas
tanimz
yinkalink
Idowuogbo
lysaa
Efemena_xy
chi-baby
. . .
New customers are welcomed.
Meet up with the last thread here~

All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (Season I) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-580436.3264.html

Fellow Drinkers & Hotel Bar mates, at the count of 3 I declare this bar open.

1!
2!!
3!!!


BAR OPENED!!![/b] 

Boring Stuff

I'm not a drinker - so why's ma name up on that list??

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Efemena_xy:

Boring Stuff

I'm not a drinker - so why's ma name up on that list??

cocktailz then. .

Efemena_xy:



I'm not a drinker - so why's ma name up on that list??

cocktailz then. .

No,

I prefer Devil on Horseback with a shot of Bloody Mary

marcus1234:

no, [img]http://2.s07.flagcounter.com/count/DymW/bg=D1E8FF/txt=D1E8FF/border=D1E8FF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/[/img][img]http://s07.flagcounter.com/count/DymW/bg=D1E8FF/txt=D1E8FF/border=D1E8FF/columns=1/maxflags=1/viewers=3/labels=0/[/img]

**look @ d way he staggers in & thinks. .dis marcus sef, how am i sure he'll pay today. .**
**goes over and asks him**
how market. .u closed on time 2day. .

Lol!!

so na dodgy customers full here so?

maybe I better go check out the new bar across the road then. . .

Efemena_xy:

Lol!!

so na dodgy customers full here so?

maybe I better go check out the new bar across the road then. . .

cus cus. .u know we offer take aways and special discounts. .

^^ Lol!

Oya tell me - which is the original bar and which is the copyright?

your's?? or Id's??

This is NLTV,my name is BRIGHT007 standing by for latest update on entertainment news.
Yesterday was a day to be remembered by members and staff of the All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint(season 2) as they were attacked by hoodlums popularly called area boys,this was during the official opening ceremony of the bar.The chairman of the occasion Hon.El-Guapo was badly injured $ is still receiving treatment at the time of making this report.Mr Chykason,the MC of the occasion narrowly escaped death as he had to jump through the window for safety.Other members like efemena,bosstdiamondz,idowuogbo,eldav,daniluv,Yinkalink,chi baby $ others had to scamp for safety with various degrees of injury.Eye witnesses told NLTV dat the attack was due to the non-compliance of the bar to pay certain amount due to them,
Well what a sad story to begin the once booming All Jokers Offtopic Bar

**serves her d chilled Devil on Horseback. .<Studio's favorite gin> and pours d shot of Bloody Mary**

>>thinking<<. .dis gal's strong 4 dat 75% vol liquor? :x :x :x

bright007:

This is NLTV,my name is BRIGHT007 standing by for latest update on entertainment news.
Yesterday was a day to be remembered by members and staff of the All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint(season 2) as they were attacked by hoodlums popularly called area boys,this was during the official opening ceremony of the bar.The chairman of the occasion Hon.El-Guapo was badly injured $ is still receiving treatment at the time of making this report.Mr Chykason,the MC of the occasion narrowly escaped death as he had to jump through the window for safety.Other members like efemena,bosstdiamondz,idowuogbo,eldav,daniluv,Yinkalink,chi baby $ others had to scamp for safety with various degrees of injury.Eye witnesses told NLTV dat the attack was due to the non-compliance of the bar to pay certain amount due to them,
Well what a sad story to begin the once booming All Jokers Offtopic Bar

picks up d remote goes over to d 72 inches PLASMA TV. .tunes d station. .

**thinks aloud**
those area boys sef. .always lookin 4 where they'll drink free liquor. .

**reaches 4 my pocket, grabs lighter and lights my Cigar. .puffs some smoke. .
I love Castro mehn!!!

Emmm, bartender I need emmmm fish leg,toasted cow wings $ cool zobo to push it down.
Hurry b4 I lose my patience,

**serves him d fish fins legs, cow's anus wings. .**
customer, our zobo's outta stock, buh we gat duck-flavored lemonades . . .errrrrrr. .you need your back massaged for 5 bucks

bright007:

This is NLTV,my name is BRIGHT007 standing by for latest update on entertainment news.
Yesterday was a day to be remembered by members and staff of the All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint(season 2) as they were attacked by hoodlums popularly called area boys,this was during the official opening ceremony of the bar.The chairman of the occasion Hon.El-Guapo was badly injured $ is still receiving treatment at the time of making this report.Mr Chykason,the MC of the occasion narrowly escaped death as he had to jump through the window for safety.Other members like efemena,bosstdiamondz,idowuogbo,eldav,daniluv,Yinkalink,chi baby $ others had to scamp for safety with various degrees of injury.Eye witnesses told NLTV dat the attack was due to the non-compliance of the bar to pay certain amount due to them,
Well what a sad story to begin the once booming All Jokers Offtopic Bar

You this misguided reporter! why you wan tie Efe name wiff all dem nland dodgy characters??

Chykason:


**serves her d chilled Devil on Horseback. .<Studio's favorite gin> and pours d shot of Bloody Mary**

>>thinking<<. .dis gal's strong 4 dat 75% vol liquor? :x :x :x

Seriously man, you're d 1st proper bar man I don meet - love d way you mix my drink - perfect-o!!

**Takes a sip and throws her head back, savouring the cool feel of the drink at the back of her throat. . .**

Chykason:

**serves him d fish fins legs, cow's anus wings. .**
customer, our zobo's outta stock, buh we gat duck-flavored lemonades . . .errrrrrr. .you need your back massaged for 5 bucks

Lol!!

customer satisfaction is our nickname second name.
**goes over 2 d HI-FI BLASTER selects d song "I'M SO ENDOWED" by D'banj & Snoop Dogg**
i feel good mehn Efe, u dey feel d song?

er. . .dunno - are you??

**tries really hard to focus on him but is now now seeing double. . .triple. . .quadriple. . .**

come Chykason - 'ope u didn't spike ma drink??

*comes in, sees Chykason n Efe in 1 corner doin u know what, clears throat hem hem, a bottle of Coke pls*

Efemena_xy:

er. . .dunno - are you??

**tries really hard to focus on him but is now now seeing double. . .triple. . .quadriple. . .**

come Chykason - 'ope u didn't spike ma drink??

errrr. .Bloody Mary is d best. .75%VOL. .makes u see vision pass Joseph. .there u go girl. .
**looks at d mascara on her lips, her necklace, eyes going vertically down. .tries to concentrate. .**
oops! Madam Yinkalito!

Sori 4 d interruptn. But my order pls.

yinkalink:

*comes in, sees Chykason n Efe in 1 corner doin u know what, clears throat hem hem, a bottle of Coke pls*

No, I don't know - tell me, what am I doing??

Chykason:

errrr. .Bloody Mary is d best. .75%VOL. .makes u see vision pass Joseph. .there u go girl. .
**looks at d mascara on her lips, her necklace, eyes going vertically down

ah! I see say madam Yinka don corrupt you

. .tries to concentrate. .**

the more you look - the less you see

now give it up pls. . .

yinkalink:

*comes in, sees Chykason n Efe in 1 corner doin u know what, clears throat hem hem, a bottle of Coke pls*

**already bringing out d cocaine coke pipe. .remembers she mentioned bottle. .oops!. .drops d weed. .opens d refrigerator. .brings out a bottle of orobo (1 litre) chilled coke and serves her**
madam yinka, how market office today? I hope you sold worked fine

Efe we both know u know i know, u know d rest nah. Chykason thank u, should i get my hopes up? Do u have Gala?e don tey mehn

Ehm Chykason, you no know say my Badosky don open joint already?

yinkalink:

Efe we both know u know i know, u know d rest nah. Chykason thank u, should i get my hopes up? Do u have Gala?e don tey mehn

know what?

na u sabi - you're on your own

but make u try no to turn this new bar into ashi joint

Lol, am outta here

^^

**pulls her back **

not so fast girl - where u wan run go?

yinkalink:

Lol, am outta here

**joins efe to hold her, oops! removes my hand for fear of touching u know what**
errrr. .sisi. .you neva pay. .

Home of course. Finished wit my bottle of coke,so wat else? Dis 1 dat d owner's spikn drinks n poppin pills,i dey fear oh

^^loL!!

BUT WE LIKE YOU NOW!!

Oya come back, nor vex - Efe was just pulling your legz

@Bartender - Yinka dey form for you - nor let am escape!