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Two Things Involved by 2chukwu(m): 6:31pm On Feb 03, 2006 |
For you to be born into this world two things are involved. Either you re born a man or a woman if you are born a woman,you are lucky. But if you are born a man Two things are involved. Either you are a civilian or a military If you are a civilian you are lucky. But if you are a military Two things are involved. Either there is a coup,or no coup if there is no coup you are lucky. But if there is a coup Two things are involved Either there is a war or there is no war if there is no war you are lucky. But if there is war Two things are involved Either you are sent to the war office or war front if you are sent to the war office you are lucky. But if you are sent to the war front Two things are involved. Either you kill somebody or somebody kills you if you kill somebody you are lucky But if somebody kills you Two things are involved Either you are buried alive or you decompose as a manure if you are buried,you are lucky But if you decompose as amanure Two things are involved Either you are used for planting crops or for planting cotton for making tissue if you are used for planting crops you are lucky But if you are used for planting cotton for manufacturing tissue Two things are involved. Either you are used by men or by women if you are used by men you are lucky But if you are used my women Two things are involved Either you are used for house use or you are use for whaoooooooooooooooooooo Guess the whaoooooo Hotangel can u dig this ![]() |
Re: Two Things Involved by layi(m): 8:00pm On Feb 03, 2006 |
2chukwu: Either you are used to clean front Or you are used to clean back ![]() |
Re: Two Things Involved by Greatpeter(m): 10:02am On Feb 04, 2006 |
As a sanitary pad or menstrual pad? ![]() |
Re: Two Things Involved by 2chukwu(m): 6:30pm On Feb 04, 2006 |
Layi either you are specific or you are not but if you are specific you are lucky if you not then you will have to xplain [b][/b]your front and back! |
Re: Two Things Involved by Rhodalyn(f): 2:41am On Mar 26, 2006 |
good one ![]() |
Re: Two Things Involved by micklplus(m): 10:40am On Jul 14, 2008 |
whuaoooo ! Nice one |
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