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I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Sameazy15: 6:18pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Pls does that mean am incompetent ? |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by duduade: 6:24pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Common seize the green cucumber and ruthlessly use your black cucumber on her.. She will never doubt your incapacity again 6 Likes |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by fati2001(m): 6:30pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Sameazy15: IDK. |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
bro no kill yourself na so some women be dem na dey satisfy, just quit her look for ur type she is a fucker. 1 Like |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Shortcut2life: 6:35pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Wereyy instead of you to help her buy big sizes of cucumber and start practicing at least make your dick rest small nAh ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by punisha: 6:56pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Since ur nice to seek advice... Kindly boil rice... Make stew... Slice the cucumber into tiny bits and enjoy your meal. 2 Likes |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Nobody: 6:57pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Sameazy15:You may be correct with your assumption, probability that you are wrong is less than 1/20. When a girl start inserting cucumber in her puna, both the girl and the puna are finished. Cucumber is the major secret of those widened puna. By tge time the elasticity of her puna is completely destroyed, your girl will start inserting other stuffs like tubers of yams, beverage cans and e.t.c. ![]() ![]() ![]() 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by TecM0: 7:09pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Sameazy15: Ask her , relationship is about communication 2 Likes |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by younglleo: 7:25pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The best thing to do is breakup with her and give me her number, dis is becoming childish! |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
People full this nairaland aswear,,, ![]() When you're using Vaseline nobody knows,,, you now saw her with cucumber you're shouting,,,, ![]() Though i know dat this story is not true,,,, But have it at the back of your mind dat life isn't balance at all,,,,, ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Nobody: 7:40pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
If this story is true in the first place, then 2 things are responsible. - You are not satisfying her well - She is a SEX MANIAC. If the first is responsible, then you need to up your game but if it is second, then just do your best and leave the rest for the CUCUMBER. |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by nwaezeemmanuel(m): 7:45pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Many guys are too afraid to ask how best to satisfy their partners. If she's using cucumbers, it could mean she has found out better ways to pleasure herself that has not been discussed. TecM0: |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by WrittyWritter(f): 7:59pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Ask her na ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by proff010: 8:25pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Buy big pestle for her |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Sixfeetbelle: 8:30pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Shortcut2life: So men get tired of sex too? Wawu! I had no idea. Then how come all the men who come online to complain about "wife denying them sex" never seems to get tired of sex? |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by paulolee(m): 8:30pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
u shud b happy say she go free u |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by odun51587: 8:32pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
The best thing to do is breakup with her and give me her number, dis is becoming childish! |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Shortcut2life: 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Sixfeetbelle: Those ones are sex freak ... sex needs break that way you can enjoy the true essence of it .. I no too like sex like that jare |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Favy1235(f): 8:35pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
That means your thing isn't enough and not also available at that point in that point in time. Thank ya stars is still cucumber and not another guy's thing. |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Quality20(m): 8:39pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Cucumber is very good for enhancing male power. It helps give you more firmness and rigidity. Since she knows how to buy it, just tell her to be getting them for u. Try eating one or two raw cucumbers a day for one week and see how the difference 1 Like |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Thesole(m): 8:47pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Lol, u now want to know if you are incompetent? When you are just finding out for the first time that she uses cucumber. So then you were competent? |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by theophilusj31(m): 9:22pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Hahahaha,she day indirectly day tell you say the John don commot for your hard u Thomas,na only Thomas remain......nor kill yourslf jareee,....just buy her that big pestle way Yoruba women Tay day pound pepper....make she use am enjoy herself |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by EmmySparky(m): 10:08pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Favy1235:Hmm...deep... |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by ChiefSosa(m): 10:10pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
PUNAengineOIL:Even Pestle, home theater speaker, etc |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by maiquel: 10:52pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
PUNAengineOIL: Couldnt help but laugh... why so vile..? ![]() ![]() |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Stephenmoka4(m): 11:12pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
What if it was a guy instead of a vegetable |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 02, 2020 |
Sixfeetbelle:Men get tired of sex easily, far more than women. When a man complains about wife denying him sex, he is not angry mainly because of the sex that did not happen, he is angry because of "why" the sex did not happen. Most of those times women deny their husbands sex, it is not because she is not in the mood, it is mostly for manipulative purposes (especially when the woman have nothing to offer, she sees her puna as her only commodity and so she must try to cunningly make it "scarce" and not freely accessible to the husband so that he will try to "value" her more) or she is indirectly telling the man that he sucks in bed or she is simply reserving herself for her side nigga***for real. In all these scenario, she will not give her husband any reason for saying no. This attitude is what irritates men, not the actual sex that did not happen. The anger accumulates with time because the man will always interpret her sexual rejections as a sign that he isn't man enough, the day it reaches burning point I pity that woman. If you are a married woman, when your husband makes a sexual move and you are not in the mood, don't tell him things like "no" "get away" "what is it" or "leave me alone" just explain to him that you are not in the mood at that moment, also tell him what stressed you up or what is bothering you. That is how happy couples get along with their sexual lives, it doesn't mean that they are always knacking. When a couple is happy in the bedroom, they hardly quarrel and their misunderstandings are easily settled. But when the couple's bedroom is filled with dissatisfaction, nagging and selfishness, there can never be peace in that union. - Bitter fact. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by SavageResponse(m): 12:54am On Nov 03, 2020 |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Nobody: 6:44am On Nov 03, 2020 |
ongback:Always resist the urge to SHALAYE |
Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Burgerlomo: 6:51am On Nov 03, 2020 |
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Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Cucumber In The Bathroom Pls (advice) by Olakunleyakub(m): 7:13am On Nov 03, 2020 |
Child of the evening world . If not for religion nd other reasons, Some of us will prefer to remain bachelor than getting married at all Mordern women values, pride and dignity is constantly dropping with no ending in sight Op should just pls drop that lady before she confront you of sexual incapacity. |
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