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This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 11:45pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Judge:laDy did you say you had 5kids? Woman:yes your honour Judge:how many are girls? Woman:2 Judge:are the rest boys? Anoda day another case Judge:how many people were there when your husband was killed? Woman:i can't really say Judge:can you describe how he died? Anoda day another case Lawyer:you said 10 of your fingers were chopped off by this man? Man:yes Lawyer:how many fingers do you have remainin? Anoda day another case Judge:mr ojo,did you hit this man's car on purpose? Mr ojo:no,but i don warn him before say if he park 4 front of my house again 'im go hear am' lwkm, |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 11:49pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Huh, it was ok.but u can do berra. |
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 11:55pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
i definitely can.this iz just a saturday nite special dedic 2 yhu o.promise lotta lotta berra 1s up front! |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 11:59pm On Mar 12, 2011 |
Dat is soooo sweet. *be still my heart! Am all of a flutter* wil soon go to bed thou,am dead beat. |
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 6:11pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 8:39am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Talk ur own make we hear. |
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 9:06am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Lol dr |
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 9:56am On Mar 14, 2011 |
yinkalink: YOUR OWN!!! Can you hear now? |
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 10:09am On Mar 14, 2011 |
Ha ha,english made dificult@alcino |
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 12:04pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
distinkt@: seeing made difficult 4 some blind! |
Re: This Kain Court by demasters: 12:25pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
love and beauty joke cool men an dcontinue the chiiling and booling
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Re: This Kain Court by McCoy91(m): 3:17pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Arcani:lol. Funniest stuff in the thread |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 4:03pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Lol. Arcani i duf ma hat to u, u crazie gan. |
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 4:18pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
hehe |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 4:20pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Close ya mouth dere. |
Re: This Kain Court by distinkt1(m): 8:40pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Lol@yinka beefy |
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 8:44pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
yinkalink:wher ya machine dey? |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 9:03pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Bizzie. E b lyk say u sef nid SENSE OF HUMOR FUND |
Re: This Kain Court by demasters: 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
a woman was looking for her pant.the following was what happened madam: Amaka where are you Amaka: here am i Madam: where is my pant Amaka: i dont know, i dont were pant but buxer Madam: Amina Amina: Aunty Madam: where is my red pant Amina: i dont know and gaskiya mi i no dey put red pant say blue Madam: Ekaete Ekaete: ma Madam: where is my pant Ekaete: ah madam i no no and besides i no dey put pant,i swear, ifn you think say i dey lie, make you ask Oga he no well well |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 6:36pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
lol |
Re: This Kain Court by demasters: 6:45pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
a white man just arrived in nigeria and two warri boys has been targeting his bag of money,but dey no no say the white man grand papa na warri man. so when the plane come land for niger, the two guys rushed to him and one of them took his bag because the white man was carrying two bags of which one of them contans nothing but just clothes while the other one was containing Us dollas, so the first guy took the bag containing clothes and say to the other guy fogge you no go collcet that bag join me so that we go run? he kept on pressuring the guy, as the guy made an attempt to snatch the bag, the white man became angry and say "if you try that kain of thing for me eh i go shop your papa"
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Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 6:48pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
1. I dont undastand dis wan thou d oda rocked 2. open ya own thread |
Re: This Kain Court by Kunbee: 10:26pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
Re: This Kain Court by shakara4u(m): 8:40am On Mar 18, 2011 |
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, kunbeeeeeeeeeeee, howdy? YOUR OWN!!! Can you hear now? you r a case, i definitely can.this iz just a saturday nite special dedic 2 yhu o.promise lotta lotta berra 1s up front! Dat is soooo sweet. *be still my heart! Am all of a flutter* wil soon go to bed thou,am dead beat. spoilt children |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 9:02am On Mar 18, 2011 |
Na u sabi. Kunbee howdy. |
Re: This Kain Court by shakara4u(m): 9:14am On Mar 18, 2011 |
habba now yinka a gud mornin wont b bad, |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 10:15am On Mar 18, 2011 |
G'mornin luv. |
Re: This Kain Court by shakara4u(m): 10:30am On Mar 18, 2011 |
mornin hun, |
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 11:54am On Mar 18, 2011 |
mpppffffffff |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 11:57am On Mar 18, 2011 |
Werin consign u? |
Re: This Kain Court by Arcani: 12:01pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
I mention ya name ni Jor o, Jus stay wher God put you o! |
Re: This Kain Court by yinkalink(f): 12:04pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
Lol. Aw u dey? |
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