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Re: World's Greatest Blunders by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
e be like say ur luv don kpeme nice jokes>>>>>>>me lovey! |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 12:55pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
thanks jare here's another Reluctant soldier Peter Lenz of Nuremberg, West Germany thut he had the perfect ruse for dodging call-up. He went for his medical with a urine sample from his galfwend who was a diabetic. But a few days later, Peter received orders to report for duty. A covering letter said: ''We would have believed u were diabetic- but not that u are pregnant. Sometimes a star learns d hard way that if u say d wrong thing its best to move on to another subject. British comedian Michael Bentine was watching an audition for a stage show. After listening to the woman singer on stage, he turned to the man next to him and said: 'isn't that awful? 'Thats my wife ' his neighbour replied. Trying to salvage the embarrassing blunder, Bentine pressed on: 'I didnt mean the singer. i meant the song.' 'I wrote it' came the reply. |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by shakara4u(m): 1:16pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
correct gal, all smiles here |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 1:18pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
shakara4u: u sef correct my guy |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by shakara4u(m): 1:21pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
u ova correct,make more blunders, make i laff neva a dull moment on ur threads |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 1:35pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
D public likes to c d famous falter- and they got value for their money from American Tv announcer Ben Graver. After an orchestral concert, he told millions of viewers: 'U have bin listening to d New York Symphony Orchestra under d baton of Atosco Touranini, I beg your pardon, Otosco Tiscani, i mean Artuto Toscanni.' Eventually he gave up and started again: Your announcer has bin Ben Graver, ladies and gentlemen. Remember the name. U may never hear it again.' But delighted viewers phoned in their hundreds, demanding that he should not be fired. he wasn't |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by clemcykul(f): 3:43pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
lol they should have fired him though entertaining . .nice one yinkus |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by shakara4u(m): 3:46pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
thanx on our behalf |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
U're welcum. |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 12:31pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
A set of traffic lyts has bin stolen 4rm a main road junctn in Exeter. A police spokesman said: "some thieves will stop at nutin."- Exeter Express & Echo. |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 12:40pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
D parents of Anton Grellier were sorry dey eva cld him stupid. When he grew up n bcame a wealthy Belgian biznessman, Grellier sent dem generous cheques- wrongly made out so dey couldnt b cashd. |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by shakara4u(m): 2:21pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 5:03pm On Mar 18, 2011 |
shakara4u: |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 9:15am On Mar 21, 2011 |
Gustav III of Sweden blivd not only dat coffee is bad 4 u, but dat it was poisonous. D swedish king was so sure dat he ordered d drinkin of coffee as a punishment 4 a convicted murderer. D killer drank, drank n drank. And lived. |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by jackpot(f): 9:45am On Mar 21, 2011 |
yinkalink: |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by Ranoscky(m): 11:26am On Mar 21, 2011 |
***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Jamaican swagger!*** Eheeen. . .?? . . .Dis two pipu stil dey continue dia bumper 2 bumper for dis thread? . . .O ga gan O!! *Swaggs out in Flygerian swagg!* |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by jackpot(f): 5:05am On Mar 22, 2011 |
^u sef go fear fear |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 12:34pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
i go place restrainin order on u oh. |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by jackpot(f): 1:02pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
Dis Ranoscky and his [i]mosquito[/i]gerian swag sef. . **Yawns** Yinks. . |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by yinkalink(f): 1:22pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
dnt v ur tym dude |
Re: World's Greatest Blunders by jackpot(f): 1:59pm On Mar 22, 2011 |
I tell you say i dey find my rolex watch? mtchew! |
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