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Worst Kissing Experience by dealordea(m): 8:51pm On Mar 15, 2011
Tell us about the worst experience with kissing you've ever had!

Mine was this girl who wrapped her lips entirely around the outside of my mouth, suctioned on and began swashing my lips and skin with her tongue. GROSS!!!!!

I defy you to top that.
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 8:58pm On Mar 15, 2011
Mine was she gulped my tongue,

kept Gulping and Gulping,

I felt my Tongue Cutting Till i scream and backed off


( Sex over )
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 8:59pm On Mar 15, 2011
deal_ordea:

Tell us about the worst experience with kissing you've ever had!

Mine was this girl who wrapped his lips entirely around the outside of my mouth, suctioned on and began swashing my lips and skin with[b] his[/b] tongue. GROSS!!!!!

I defy you to top that.





So your gay after all,keep talking,what happened after that? shocked shocked shocked
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 9:03pm On Mar 15, 2011
He locked his tongue on my lips and cracked my teeth with his,oh my gawd,i almost cringed. sad
i had to push him away.
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 9:05pm On Mar 15, 2011
Goldieluks:

He locked his tongue on my lips and cracked my teeth with his,oh my gawd,i almost cringed. sad
i had to push him away.
grin grin grin

Your teeth Had traffic

LOL, Na who send u grin grin
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by silvaspecs: 9:06pm On Mar 15, 2011
Well, this gurl kept kissing the inner part of my ears throughout the s3x period; it was embarassing to me anyways,
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 9:08pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

grin grin grin

Your teeth Had traffic

LOL, Na who send u grin grin







like seriously? shocked sad are we talking? angry angry
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 9:14pm On Mar 15, 2011
Goldieluks:







like seriously? shocked sad are we talking? angry angry

Halt!! you mean we aint talking~

ROTFLMFAO!! Oh lawd! cool cool cool
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 9:15pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

Halt!! you mean we aint talking~

ROTFLMFAO!! Oh lawd! cool cool cool




Nope we ain't.
Confirm!! cool cool
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 9:20pm On Mar 15, 2011
Goldieluks:




Nope we ain't.
Confirm!! cool cool


good undecided
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 9:22pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

good undecided


you better decide now,don't gimme that face. angry angry
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 9:25pm On Mar 15, 2011
decide what

you said we aint talking

I said Cool and now ure askin me 2 decide again angry angry

i was @ oakwood on friday what area u based in LDN ( central, north or south )
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Nobody: 9:33pm On Mar 15, 2011
@poster
My first "gf", I closed my eyes got close to her and. Started kissing, kissing and kissed some more until I heard laughs and open my eyes to realize I was kissing her chin all along. I was about 12/13 and my boys still make fun of me TILL THIS DAY!
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 9:35pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

decide what

you said we aint talking

I said Cool and now ure askin me 2 decide again angry angry

i was @ oakwood on friday what area u based in LDN ( central, north or south )






Devil vomits on your head,Ode!!!
keep your dirty third leg to yourself,pissy pissy.
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 9:38pm On Mar 15, 2011
grin grin grin

Goldie fa fa fa fowl!! grin grin

swear u didnt wanna meet q-c swags
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 9:46pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

grin grin grin

Goldie fa fa fa fowl!! grin grin

swear u didnt wanna meet q-c swags



Mtchewwwww,only in your head bozo.
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Omolola1(f): 10:07pm On Mar 15, 2011
thinking >>>>>>>>>>>>

i dont think i have had any bad kissing experience
it has always been memorable for me!
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 10:15pm On Mar 15, 2011
Omolola did u by chance kiss 190
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by InkedNerd(f): 10:37pm On Mar 15, 2011
@OP: Ewwww, it was with some dude I wasn't dating. Arrrghh!!! All I could feel was buckets of saliva pouring into my mouth tongue. It was soooooo gross!!!

Goldieluks:

He locked his tongue on my lips and cracked my teeth with his,oh my gawd,i almost cringed. sad
i had to push him away.

Sorry girl but I'm gonna have to LMAO on this one. I'm trying so hard to contain my laughter here in the computer lab at my school grin I feel ya pain though tongue.

190:

  grin  grin  grin

Your teeth Had traffic

LOL, Na who send u  grin  grin

Traffic?!?! Its more like an accident!!! Can you imagine teeth colliding? grin

MRbrownJAY:

@poster
My first "gf", I closed my eyes got close to her and. Started kissing, kissing and kissed some more until I heard laughs and open my eyes to realize I was kissing her chin all along. I was about 12/13 and my boys still make fun of me TILL THIS DAY!

lol, cute story smiley
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 10:39pm On Mar 15, 2011
Inkerd::

I just got your status message that you bored in school::

I laffed out loud

Goldie had Tooth accident ROTFLMFGBAO!! grin grin grin
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by InkedNerd(f): 10:41pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

Inkerd::

I just got your status message that you bored in school::

I laffed out loud

Oya come entertain me since I'm so bored cry
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Goldieluks: 10:43pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

Inkerd::

I just got your status message that you bored in school::

I laffed out loud

Goldie had Tooth accident ROTFLMFGBAO!! grin grin grin



Twobble shooter embarassed embarassed
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by InkedNerd(f): 10:45pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

Goldie had Tooth accident ROTFLMFGBAO!!  grin  grin  grin

looooooooooooooooooool grin
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 10:46pm On Mar 15, 2011
Goldieluks:



Twobble shooter embarassed embarassed

Im sorry:: No offence please nor vex

Inkerd said it, I only phrased it better grin grin
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by InkedNerd(f): 10:48pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

Im sorry:: No offence please nor vex

Inkerd said it, I only phrased it better  grin  grin

Don't blame me o!!! I didn't force you to say it lipsrsealed
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 10:57pm On Mar 15, 2011
Look @ Inkerd talking with 2 mouths

I said Traffic she said more like accident

and i said Tooth accident now shes claiming Innocent!!

Goldie Deal with her angry angry
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by InkedNerd(f): 11:08pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

Look @ Inkerd talking with 2 mouths

I said Traffic she said more like accident

and i said Tooth accident now shes claiming Innocent!!

Goldie Deal with her angry angry

Did I put a gun to your head when you decided to open your mouth and comment? Abeg, talk something else jare!!
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 11:09pm On Mar 15, 2011
Inked_Nerd:


Did I put a gun to your head when you decided to open your mouth and comment? Abeg, talk something else jare!!
shocked shocked shocked

inkerd im tired of your sharp mouth

Im calling ragdollz on you!! grin grin grin
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by InkedNerd(f): 11:11pm On Mar 15, 2011
190:

shocked shocked shocked

inkerd im tired of your sharp mouth

Im calling ragdollz on you!!  grin  grin  grin

Punk!! Can't fight your own battle so you needed to call what's there face to come fight for you?
Do what you like, I'll be waitin' here cool
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by Ranoscky(m): 11:14pm On Mar 15, 2011
Mine was this useless neighbour that just spread her teeth like a he-goat that is being roasted on the fire. It bored me to death that I had to tell her that we should switch over to doggy [and with the anger of her bored kissing, I slamed the hell out of her as$ thru doggy ]!
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 11:24pm On Mar 15, 2011
Ranoscky:

[size=18pt]Mine was this useless neighbour that just spread her teeth like a he-goat that is being roasted on the fire[/size]. It bored me to death that I had to tell her that we should switch over to canine [and with the anger of her bored kissing, I slamed the hell out of her as$ thru canine ]!

Ranosky has killed me!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Worst Kissing Experience by 190: 11:25pm On Mar 15, 2011
Inked_Nerd:


Punk!! Can't fight your own battle so you needed to call what's there face to come fight for you?
Do what you like, I'll be waitin' here cool

aww you know i would take a bullet for you::
I would never do such, i just wanted u 2 ease on your attack on me today

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