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Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by TATALoAlaMu: 7:50pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
So on this faithful morning, I wasn't at parade, Man was caught with a bottle of Odeku by the RSM as Man was awaiting my usual already paid breakfast,lunch and dinner for camp duration from Tom $ Jerry. my camp Okon was caught with paracetamol and bottle water. That's how i started jogging with the RSM omw to get drilled, as we were passing by, he stopped by a store owner, I also do eat at the woman's place and pay for everybody food. The first place i saw a man eat white rice with ewedu spread alone. That's how the woman said Oga na my pikin be this. That's how i didn't roll in the gutter and sit under the sun for 6 hours. I only rolled with DSS in camp. With advice from a veteran DSS officer to pipe very low for camp. To the few that we popped bottles of champagne and them them till coordinator banned exotic drinks at parade live but cheers to the undertable. Cheers to the Line Guards. The fifth column called me DSS cause.......... 1 Like |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by gboyetade: 7:51pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
K |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by womenareapes: 7:52pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
I thought is against the rule to flog |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 7:54pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Roll on the ground ? God forbid. |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by sheylarhh(m): 7:55pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
GoshenNLA:Mr Adelanwa |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by brain54(m): 7:56pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
slept in guard room for not standing at attention while singing the national anthem. funny enough this experience made me very close to a guy with similar guard room experience... deji I miss that dude. 3 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 8:00pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Right from time, i like do things my own way like a boss. In camp, when people are bathing that's when I wake from sleep, when they are chasing them, that's when I go to bath. My irregular and abnormal shit got me lot of troubles with soldiers, man o war, police, camp officials and even corp members. Won't share all. Just few So, I got bored and hungry during SAED and wanted to go back to hostel to make some cornflakes cuz going to mammy was prohibited during SAED. A soldier man called me back and asked me, where do you think you going, young man? I told him the truth that I was hungry and the SAED is boring I wan go wat. The soldier man vex...para..hala me..who do you think that you are? If not for instructions given to us, I go flog you. I asked the soldier man, would you have turned down my request, if I were your son? Walahi, you are not my son and my son cannot disobey me #speaks some Hausa + Arabic shit# I said some stuffs and left...he told me that God gon catch me soon. I turned my head, as I walked to podium and replied, God is always nice to me. An hour later, SAED training was done and guys stormed to mammy market for break. I ate, drank beer and even played PS 2. When I came out, mammy was empty just me And few peeps going to podium...joined them...damn, we late. Na so the soldier man wey get small beef with sight me, he said "shebi, I told you God go catch you abi, he done finally catch you for me...I just went straight down on my kneels and was begging. He told me to do 35 push ups...I wanted to say sir, please convert it to six strokes but I remember say my body haff old for cane. I no wan cry..I did 15 push-ups and started begging. During evening parade, the state coordinator was talking na so,I shouted so loud from my platoon "You are lying".. Soldiers came and platoon 7 members snitched and pointed to my platoon 8 as source of the voice. Nobody gree talk. Everyone in my platoon was punished I made an lil enemy in kitchen. She started serving me small food. Whenever I find out, she is serving, i just go straight to mammy market. I wanted to ask her, ''What's my crime?''. Finally, a good voice spoke to me. Guy, go and serve today. I replied the voice...Yes, I wee serve. I marched to the kitchen made my presence know...helped out. When it was time for lunch, I served the girl half spoon of rice. In the evening, I also served and I gave her little soup . Wickedness dey sweet sha 27 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by magnumwhales(m): 8:02pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
That was 2016 in kubwa Abuja, some days to leave the camp naso nysc just give us our first allawee,guys enter Mami shark alcohol naso one of my roommates just shout sey see this soldier captain wey dey carry my babe today na today he go show am sey he b man,we sha dey tell am sey make the guy free the matter but no alcohol na bastard, naso the guy go challenge officer sey y he dey follow his babe the man no talk anything we no no sey one of the recruit follow our guy to know his room naso soldiers come pack all us for night, tell us to our singlet to join ourself together like slave go parade ground, when we reach parade ground naso dey tell us to raise one leg up, ppl wey drink too much that night just dey fall we wey no too drink still dey maintain, from night till 3am the drilling no b here the pain still linger for many days, as those who no fit stand with one leg and that our roommate we no even know where they carry them go till we left the camp . 8 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 8:03pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
was caught pressing my fone on the parade ground,so the commandant took my phone and i had to do hundred frog jumps to get it back 1 Like |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Mobog(m): 8:04pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
It was on a early morning. This evil day at nysc camp around 5am, we were called out from our respective room from karaye camp in kano state. So we've to double up in threes when I deduce a sense of passing a shortcut to our parade ground, On a serious harmattan early morning. Myself and two other unknown guys, as we were about getting to the parade ground I noticed a hand touching my shoulder so I said to him" guy leave me you well so?" I head somebody saying you wan fool me abi? I go disgrace you today. Lo and behold I was returned to our lodge where we have to start matching again in threes. This very soldier left me at that spot to ran after another disobeying corper so I use that opportunity to escape thinking he won't recognize me. I joined another line scattering the whole line from the beginning, I immediately heard a voice saying " so you wan fool me abi? I go disgrace you today". I was asked to follow him n he ordered me to start saying "I BE FOOL, I BE MUMU" i was shouting louder n everyone was making jest of me. It was one man O'war guy that bail me out..it was though that day na serious disgrace. Adebo M.S your Computer and Networking engineer 9 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by ipobarecriminals: 8:05pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
nowadays shildren |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by hakeem4(m): 8:07pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Not really punishment like that. But it was my camp friend and I that were caught hiding in the OBS studio during the morning parade Well the soldier just collected out caps. We were lucky to have medication with us, so we used that as an excuse for us not attending the parade |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by XwhY(m): 8:08pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Coming We were fond of avoiding SAED, we will always sleep in our room. Then the Camp Director caught us one day, collected our cards. We thought that was all until he called us out on parade ground the next morning. Handed us over to some soldiers for punishment. We were made to jog round the camp and we did a lot of push ups. It was fun though, but not palatable for the ladies among us. Taraba Camp '15/'16 |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Camp commandant caught us in mami after lights out. Omo he made sure we frog-jumped our way back to the hostel. De nest day, I became a cripple 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Olumiday15: 8:11pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Abia umunna bene Ogun kee all those soldiers |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Ugmama(m): 8:18pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
7victor: I was in OBS in karaye, we're the big boys No parade for me |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by MedicH: 8:23pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
QuitNotice: |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by gungab(m): 8:24pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
I yanch up several times I no dey hear word |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by guru90: 8:25pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
No one punished me during my NYSC days @ Macgregory Afikpo camp @Ebonyi State. Rather, All the Army na my friend. I do purchased them beers (we drink together). It was very fun and sweet.... I just sighted some ladies kissing their follow corps near bush there...... Nysc sweet joor.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by adeoba2008(m): 8:28pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Which one of them . I was punished several times. On several occasions , I always forget my cap. On one occasion we ware punished because we were discussing about boko haram . 2 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Jozay(m): 8:30pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Lol I remember my service year just recently. I was making a phone call when others were “doubling up” to go for SAED. That’s how the soldiers on duty stopped me and told me to face the Yakubu Gowon statue right beside me and salute the statue while shouting “I’m sorry, Sir. I would not make phone calls again”. Really embarrassing. 12 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Schelube(m): 8:34pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Corper from platoon 6 slapped a soldier in mami market. The whole platoon 6 were asked to roll in a mud water with their white and white the next day after morning parade as they were delibrating what to do the girl that morning, the Dad showed up - A major General, case closed immediately. Nonwa gbam Tai PH camp 3 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by HitlerGaddafi: 8:41pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Never served in NYSC because I had already served in the military. However I saw this video someone on this same nairaland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz5jqFxaiJ8 |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by OlawaleBammie: 8:43pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
This is not a punishment from the uniform men but a self inflicted punishment Well, it was in the evening just after meal in Dakingari, so we had to converge at the complex/parade ground for the unnecessary evening fiesta BUT i didn't want to go, me and my short-time-made friends. Me:- Nnamdi shey make we go ni, cus me a no wan go o Nnamdi:- Wale adenuga u better do make we go John:- Wale u no wan go abi? me sef no dey go o Me:- Thank God no b only me, john make we stay jare, na nonsense dem kuku dey do there sef, me cant waste my tym o(like i had a tangible things i wanted to behind) As we were discussing thes soldiers started blowing that their irritating wizu, abi na bigla dem dey call am. then the man-o-war started their gragra as well Ordinarily i used to hide inside the ever oozing toilet but those man-o-war don burst me one day so i switched tactics Before we concluded the plan to use to evade this gathering solders don reach our floor already, well, we had to kjapa. So as the bad boy inside(as Nnamdi used to say) i took the lead, as we were running down the stair, straight to the frontal exit we met with the incoming soldiers so we immediately switched the root, now to the rear exit. As the pathfinder of the group i took the lead again, now a bad decision; E get one tap for backyard, so the ground around this tap had become saturated with water, no, saturated is even an uderstatement. The area was submerged with a lot of algae at the surface. it was dark so i couldnt see where i was treading, so as i put my right leg on the submerged surface nahin i knack ground, afi frian, afi gbi, baba regbale pelu white. my white come be like English flag. the water con cooooold for my body. Well, i kuku jejely stood up with shame and went back upstairs jeje, this tym a no even come fear anybody again, even the RSM 8 Likes |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by IME1: 8:43pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
e many oh I'd need to settle and think and respond Mind you service was years and years ago when Federal government alawee na 4 digits 1 Like |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Mac12(f): 9:01pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Antibot5: Nsit Atai was mad fun jare. Askamaya! I remember Mr England 1 Like |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Vickiebam: 9:02pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
emorse:U sure say e no pain u |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Samadhii(m): 9:05pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
SimplyFacts:Is it Akwa Ibom camp? |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Rico94: 9:07pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
So nobody gets the punishment to go wash toilet abi? |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Samadhii(m): 9:10pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Antibot5:Lol... I might have met you during the orientation... The punishment was from commander I think ... The part where you will see fine girls and boys tie their mattrass is really funny... Which platoon did u belong to? I was platoon 10.. wey u!!! 1 Like |
Re: NYSC Camp Punishment : Share Your Experiences by Antibot5: 9:15pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Samadhii: Platoon 1 .. you would know me.. the RSM flag party. |
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