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A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by WhatCanIsay(m): 9:31am On Nov 14, 2020 |
My plea is very simple and straightforward. It comes up due to the fact that I noticed that we have people that still defends the various incompetences of this government. Be the incompetence in policy making and actualization, in economics, in governance, those people must find a way to defend it. So this got me thinking that there must be something special in becoming a government zombie. It simply has nothing to do with being a dumb person and lacking of any critical thoughts. They must be gaining a lot which is not just financial gains, but subsidies in various aspects of life. I believe that the zombies of this government are issued a special identity card. The card is somehow wired to their brains too. When you show that special card, a lot of things happen, examples; They buy fuel at ₦45 They exchange ₦1 to $1 They buy a painter of garri at #100 They buy bag of rice at ₦9000 Even stray bullet can't penetrate them. Fulani herdsmen, Boko Haram and Bandits can't touch them... You can add other good bonuses they enjoy. Believe me the APC zombies enjoy more than those things I mentioned. They are highly immuned to whatever evil this present government has caused this nation. So I humbly ask how can I get my own special identity card? If you know any higher up zombie here, please call his attention, he fit assist me with the Zombie card. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by Nobody: 9:38am On Nov 14, 2020 |
WhatCanIsay:Contact the following zombies: SuperBold Supermugu AntiChrist BIGGESThead6 Okoroawusa Yarimo helinues 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by WhatCanIsay(m): 9:42am On Nov 14, 2020 |
DamZik: Lol I heard that they are too secretive with the benefits they enjoy... I just hope they can open the door small let me peep in. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by Fahdiga(m): 9:50am On Nov 14, 2020 |
WhatCanIsay:Attention of these fellows are needed Mylove55 Afamed Helinues Yarimo Thatfairguy Omenka favor914 fuckosupigs 4 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by Nobody: 10:19am On Nov 14, 2020 |
WhatCanIsay:Yes, I think BMC started with 30k monthly but it now seems their fortune have changed over the time. The more Nigerians weep, the more zombies will laugh. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by JAMO84: 2:41pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
PDP Dundees. Always creating useless threads and spewing thrash. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by HeadShot: 2:51pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
JAMO84: Are you saying you buy fuel at 170 per liter and still support Buhari?... Nobody is going to believe that.. Unless you are brain dead There's hidden benefits in sai barbering all over social media... Spill it jawe 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by JAM084: 2:51pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
[s] JAMO84:[/s] Shut up hope this tribalistic miscreant is on contract by gbebile boys? cc MsAllison AchalugoNwa 2 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by HeadShot: 2:52pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
DamZik: They might be collecting over 100 k now.. Heard even ex Boko members will soon be collecting 150k.. 7 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by JAM084: 2:53pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
HeadShot:if you were in my shoes which one will you choose? stay jobless and wail or you chose to praise Sai Barbaric and earn 30k monthly? The choice is yours to make cc LZAA Imhotep GandolIaar MsAllison AchalugoNwa IJOBA2 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by BIGGESThead6: 2:56pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
WhatCanIsay: Sorry, you are an IPOB. APC is not a party for peeps like you. REMAIN IN YOUR FAILED BIAFRAN ACTIVIST, WITH YOUR COWARD god NNANDI KANU.
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Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by vanbonattel: 2:58pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
GUESTLANDER ARREWA ACTIVA OAUTEMITAYO URUBA SOLMUS ANTICHRISTIAN OKOROAWUSA MUYKEM BABARAMOTA1980 helinues afamed 4 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by HeadShot: 3:00pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
JAM084: Well done..... 5 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by HeadShot: 3:04pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
BIGGESThead6: APc is a party for zombies That we already know... I mean they gave us Buhari government Fuel is 170 ASUU strike is endless We are not disputing this.... 5 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by favor914: 3:04pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
HeadShot:I hearsay, who told you, Useless Almijiri, what did Ipob give you for your loyalty, a false illusion, & a bowl of yam porridge every Wednesday? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by favor914: 3:08pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
HeadShot:You asked for deregulation of the sector, now you complain of a 10 Naira increase in petrol price?, Klimt Professor Yaradua & Mumu Professor Jonathan couldn’t solve ASUU’s problem, it is General Buhari soldier you are waiting for? Now tell me, who is the Zombie? Literate Almijiri. |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by HeadShot: 3:11pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
favor914: Ipob stands for equity Justice and fairness... Zamfara can sell their gold While Rivers can't sell their oil... That's what Nigeria is.. a land of Injustice Kano has more than 40 local governments While bayelsa has 8.. and that's how they receive revenues monthly... Stop supporting evil today... You you can make heaven 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by HeadShot: 3:13pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
favor914: The people who are deregulating today are the same beasts who took over the country with protests in 2012 when Jonathan did same... Evil people everywhere... Spits 4 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by Jostoman: 3:13pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
JAMO84:one zombie spotted 1 Like |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by 9japride(m): 3:15pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
One of the zom.bies promised to connect people with a certain job and collected their details. I hope he has given them the job? I saw that post and I was wondering someone who always promote hatred here was willing to do good. Its bad to take advantage of the condition of anyone. Though, majority of APC supporters are usually heartless and mean. 2 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by WhatCanIsay(m): 5:22pm On Nov 14, 2020 |
BIGGESThead6: Most times I don't understand the gibberish you do post, but had to give myself an assignment to understand this one including the pics you attached. So you are saying that naturally rational beings, human beings with empathy, and creative and innovative thinking beings are not allowed to your APC? Nawa ooo But what if I dumb myself down probably to your level, will I get the identity card? I just want to be getting those special favours and treatments you people get that most times makes natural reasoning to flee away. 2 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by FuckOsuPigs: 12:07pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Fahdiga: My moniker is talking to you. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by sapientia(m): 1:09pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
You don't need card to join Just donate your brain at a zoo They will notice the hollowness and approach you. 1 Like |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by Turantula(m): 1:33pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
favor914:We still dey wait for N40/litre fuel, N1=$1, 24hr power supply that late Gen. Buhari promised us. Abeg where can I get the zombie form? 1 Like |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by 9japride(m): 1:39pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
WhatCanIsay:[color=#006600][/color] You can buy fuel cheap at an Apc filling station. 1 Like |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by efighter: 1:47pm On Nov 15, 2020 |
Buhari was right after all, Nigeria’s youths like this poster are lazy, jobless and unfortunate (Oloriibu) |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by WhatCanIsay(m): 10:11am On Nov 17, 2020 |
efighter: I guess you reason in the same frequency with him, probably that's why people like you sound lazy, soulless, unimaginative, unfortunate (efulefu), and impotent. Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by WhatCanIsay(m): 10:11am On Nov 17, 2020 |
9japride: Lol you can't identify those filling stations with naked eyes. 2 Likes |
Re: A Simple Plea: Where Can I Get APC Zombie Card? Lots Of Benefits by 9japride(m): 10:23am On Nov 17, 2020 |
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