can some body tell us what black berry means to our ladies ?

Don't worry. You don't have the money.

Life was much easier when blackberries were jus fruits!

alagha:

can some body tell us what black berry means to our ladies ?

why not ask the blackberry girl they will give you the proper answer

Mrs.Chima:

Don't worry. You don't have the money.

nor the girls if they had they wouldnt bother asking the guys to buy them

ZIM DRILL:

nor the girls if they had they wouldnt bother asking the guys to buy them

Then they need to stop flocking to or attracting BROKE CHICKS and complain online.

Mrs.Chima:

Then they need to stop flocking to or attracting BROKE CHICKS and complain online.

you cant stop being people being attracted to you and being attracted to them before you know thats she wants you to her parent i.e buying things for her such that herself cant even afford

But you can stop complaining.

Blackberry is a rough estimate of ur account balance,

If you own a brand new bb torch, bold 3, bold 2 or storm 2, then it is believed that ur average worth is more than atleaast 70'k.

If na second hand bb of any model u get, then ur net worth is estimated around 35'k.

If na the old bb wey no get camera, u are valued at 15'k.

All bb users (male) are believed to be earning atleast 15'k every month to be able to afford subscription. This estimate does not cover bb onwers wey their phone no activate o! Those ppl are called BBT subscribers (blackberry text) not BBM (blackberry Messenger).

For chicks who own bb's, depending on the number of bb a chick is carrying, that's how u grade their worth, If a chick has 3 blackberries or more, that means she spends approx 9'k every month on subscription alone, this puts her in the upper echelon class, only to be approached by men who can afford to pay her atleast 50'k per week. If the chick has 2 bb's, 25'k, 1 bb, 10'k.

Basically, bb is a status asset like cars. Someone using a Nokia 3310 is like a 505 evo owner (no ac), someone using a bb, Iphone 3 & 4, the Androids (galaxy, desires,etc) are like hummer and range rover owners, depending on model and !rand newness then u can add super-charged or sports, Lol

So no vex, but frankly, in naija of today a bb owners swag is considered higher than a Nokia user irrespective of make,

In my opinion, I think this bb crap is over-rated

LMAO@blackberries being THE EPITOME of success.

No laugh o! Even for my shrine sef, the gods don dey ask for blackberry sacrifice sef,

If you want man pikn, sacrifice blackberry BOLD, if you want girl, Blackberry CURVE, if you want do juju for person wey dey worry you, sacrifice blackberry STORM, if you wan do money medicine, sacrifice blackberry PEARL and if you want goodluck for life wey you go just dey shine llike star, sacrifice Blackberry TORCH,

Other things are needed for the sacrifice too like kola, fowl, schnapps, e.t.c, But bb na the main ingredient.

i have lost my gurl because of black berry

gernded:

i have lost my gurl because of black berry

Sorry she wasn't ur girl, U only thot she was

No way !! Are they serious?? the more BB's you've got the better off you are??

its cause these girls are dumb upstairs.

OP.
It means heaven to them, .

Goldieluks:

its cause these girls are dumb upstairs.

I have some blackberry for sale from USA here, cheap though, If you want anyone, you pay half price, I ship am to you, you pay half after you get am, BB Touch, BB Storm, BB Curve, infact all the BB I get am, just ask me, I will get am for you, ship am through EMS Express 3-5 days. Lets do some BB Business.

desholah:

OP.
It means heaven to them, .

i think so if only God will permit.

TRUE STORY
I bought blackberry for my fiance, my mother heard of it, she simply demanded for her own,
Guess what I did,
I collected it from her straight up, bought her E7, and started using the bb myself,
Wonder why?
I will have to be paying for 3 bb subscriptions every month
conslusion
bb means heaven to females, (young and old)

Mrs.Chima:

Don't worry.  You don't have the money. 

i have just recharged one.

ryt

ONLY IMMATURE AND INSECURE GIRLS USE BB or WHATEVER AS CONDITION FOR ROMANCE.

THEY ARE CHEAP GIRLS.

Wat do u tin k it mins 2 dem uhn?, FISH!

BB here, BB there
it's really not bad u knw, az many advantages,
jxt dat it az bn rubbished

this bb madness got to the point where girls who cannot afford it, pay me to help them update their facebook status via bb through a website where u can update fb status via any means of ur choice, bb is becomin a social choas in 9ja @okija juju ur comment got me lmao

@ 190,customized for nairaland only agreed?

BB nah small thing

when will you return it back to the owner?