One lucky car thief picked exactly the right car to steal from.
Usher claimed that $1,000,000 in valuables were stolen from his SUV in an Atlanta robbery.  The thief apparently took oodles of jewelry, two laptops… and a sex tape!  Well, the sex tape thing is just coming out now, the theft apparently occurred in December of 2009.

An anonymous seller has been hawking a tape of Usher and ex-wife Tameka Foster doing the nasty to all the major gossip outlets. TMZ has seen clips of the video and can verify that it is indeed Usher.
Tameka and Usher split up in June of 2009, which means the video is pretty damn old… and it’s a little weird that Usher was riding around with a copy of it in his car… not to mention $1,000,000 in jewelry.  Dude, get a safe.