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Shola by Nobody: 8:18am On Jun 28, 2007 |
Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please >bury me with my handset she also said the same thing to her parents. After >her death, people couldn't carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of them >tried to do so but still couldn't, everybody including me, >had tried to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, >they called a Feng Shui Master. He took a stick and started speaking to >himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something >here". Then her friends told the Master about her intentions to bury her >with her phone. >He then opened the coffin and places her phone and SIM card inside the >casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and >they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked. > >Shola’s parents did not inform Ade that Shola had passed away. After 2 >weeks Ade called Shola’s mom. Ade: "I'm coming home today. Cook something >nice for me please. Don’t tell Shola that I'm coming home today, I want to >surprise her." Her mother replied, "You come home first; I want to tell >you >something very important." After he came, they told him the truth about >Shola. >Ade thought that they were playing pranks. He was laughing and said "don't >try to fool me - tell Shola to come out, I have a gift for her and please >stop this nonsense". > >Then they showed him her grave. He said, "It's not true. We spoke >yesterday. She still calls me. >Ade was shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang. "See this is from Shola, see >this, " he showed the phone to Shola’s family. All of them told him to >answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard >his conversation. Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It was the >actual voice of Shola & there was no way others could use her SIM card >since it was nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for >the Feng Shuie Master's help again. The Master brought his co-masters to >solve this matter. He & his co-masters worked for 5 hours. Then they >discovered one thing, > > > >Glo mobile has the best coverage. Where ever you go, their network follows >(hahhahahahaha !!! > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
Re: Shola by efuah(f): 9:46am On Jun 28, 2007 |
funny n strange |
Re: Shola by dele9000(m): 9:52am On Jun 28, 2007 |
Tseeew(hissing), out |
Re: Shola by bornbreed(m): 10:09am On Jun 28, 2007 |
wat in the world has coverage gat to do with a dead gurl talkingoh, guess heavens gat a glo mast for the dead . hope she can buy recharge card when she uses up all the credit shes gat in the grave. hahahhhahahahahah |
Re: Shola by folanusi(m): 11:12am On Jul 03, 2007 |
Crap. Absolute CRAP!! |
Re: Shola by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 03, 2007 |
That sucks boy Chief Mike Adenuga will pay you for this lovely advert |
Re: Shola by Aproko(f): 12:22pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
lmao ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Shola by ne4real(f): 5:56pm On Jul 03, 2007 |
very funny !!!!!!!! i think glo should use this 4 their TV advert it'l make their product sell faster |
Re: Shola by tayo4me(f): 10:37pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
was dis meant to be funny? i didn't even make any sense out of it, |
Re: Shola by otuwe(f): 9:50am On Jul 06, 2007 |
this guy copied it from mtn. its supposed to be an mtn joke ie everywhere u go |
Re: Shola by bodsibobo(m): 10:12am On Jul 06, 2007 |
are you the marketing guy in glo? |
Re: Shola by mimiko(f): 10:19am On Jul 06, 2007 |
this is the dumestestestestest joke of the year! (HISS) |
Re: Shola by nana(f): 1:05pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
What sort of Thread is this? Charlie,look for a better joke next time, This joke is too BORING! |
Re: Shola by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
@mimiko DON'T BE A DEVIL @nana HOT TEMPER |
Re: Shola by nana(f): 4:25pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
dason4life:Hmm, Mr.Observer, Am not hot tempered, that smiley was just to show how i felt since there was no other way of expressing myself, lol |
Re: Shola by sholabanke(m): 5:21pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
@Poster why do you hav to use shola? |
Re: Shola by tammyswits(f): 5:31pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
Lol |
Re: Shola by esonic: 6:22pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
f**ked up joke!!! |
Re: Shola by sima(f): 7:57pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
:d :d :d :p |
Re: Shola by krama(m): 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2008 |
sima: Laughing error |
Re: Shola by sima(f): 3:12am On Dec 02, 2008 |
na u cause am nw. . |
Re: Shola by yysl: 7:09am On Dec 02, 2008 |
how ? |
Re: Shola by DamiD: 7:14am On Dec 02, 2008 |
Boring |
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