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Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by lalasticlala(m): 8:54am On Nov 23, 2020
This church poster spotted in Imo state has gone viral online for obvious reasons. The poster reads:

HAMMERS MISSIONARY BIBLE CHURCH Aka 'Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry' Presents

A 3 day open heaven & one thank you night for all the single sisters:

Titled: O Lord! End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives

PST. URCH ACHUGO (General Superintendent)

Bishop Kelechi Kelechukwu (HOST)

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Monoplik: 9:00am On Nov 23, 2020
Wetin Musa No Go See Inside Iron Condem Cart

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by ServanTheG(m): 9:00am On Nov 23, 2020
Bwahahaha. Physical SARS don end and na spiritual SARS remain

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by StephenBB(m): 9:01am On Nov 23, 2020
Just to see them you go begin suspect their authenticity.
Episode 5 of things that can only happen in Imo state

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Bacteriologist(m): 9:01am On Nov 23, 2020
The lying con-artist pastors looking to cash out as usual using trendy terms. It is called aggressive marketing.

Smh

When one person believes in stupid nonsensical unproven claims it's called LUNACY.

When a group of people believe in stupid nonsensical unproven claims it's called RELIGION.

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Davash222(m): 9:07am On Nov 23, 2020
Jesus Never Bleep Up Ministry

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Uwatt: 9:16am On Nov 23, 2020
grin
spiritual end sars

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by jesusjnr2020(m): 9:16am On Nov 23, 2020
See what the absence of the Holy Spirit has reduced the church to.

Instead making efforts to get Him back, men are resorting to every means possible even the outright ridiculous to make up for His absence.

Really embarrassing.

God help us!

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by DAVIDMOE(m): 9:40am On Nov 23, 2020
this people are just hustlers looking for money

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by JohnGainsville(m): 9:44am On Nov 23, 2020
This na guy men church o.
The pastor na guy man

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by iamyemiakins(m): 9:57am On Nov 23, 2020
Okoroawusa people dem
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Dayoebe(m): 11:14am On Nov 23, 2020
EndTime ministry.

Even Jesus will be surprise how people use his name to amass money...


Nonsense and Bulhari

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Michaeltreasure(m): 11:20am On Nov 23, 2020
Jesus said, ''It is finished!'

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Nobody: 11:25am On Nov 23, 2020
"Jesus never bleeped up ministry?"
nothing choir no go see for Saturday rehearsal
hahaha

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Bobotic(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2020
I am tired totally embarassed

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Risingblue008(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2020
A.k.a
Jesus never fuckup ministry
Hmmmm
grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by money121(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2020
Ok
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by MrPRevailer(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2020
Churches now should focus on preaching the Rapture of the Prepared Saints and imminent New World Order, Global socialism announced by U.N, Economic forums.
Unfortunately, many are lukewarm churches of the last days prophesied to be. AWAKE TO RIGHTEOUSNESS, HEAVENLY CONSCIOUSNESS.

Beware of materialism, covetousness.

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by GIANTPLUSHUB: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
Lol. Nigerians can be creative Sha.. grin grin

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by okedoyinolabisi(f): 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
undecided I just weak
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Dpharisee: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
This guy has been consistent in his weird way of holding crusade
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by simplepee(f): 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
Who still go to to Pentecostal churches?

Clown pastors.

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Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by STRI1: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
Hnmm
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by Nobody: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
Lol...
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by LandOwners: 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
Lol
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by updatechange(m): 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
Nigeria is a scam, nothing good can come out of this country
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by nonyofor2(m): 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
Very creative
Re: Church Poster: 'End My SARS & Open My Warehouse Of Palliatives' (Photo) by TwentyOnePilots(m): 11:26am On Nov 23, 2020
...one thank you night for all the single sisters OR rather One Night Stand for all the single sisters!!! Radarada! angry

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