El, this is specially for you to relax with


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlk9Sj4Ns2k

Darfur abeg grant El application now.!

u sef see say omoge sef don gel. one love, lets get 2geda and feel alright, !

@El
u need to stir it up bro, !

Are yáll saying that in the United States we aint stingy? Keullllll

toshmann:

@darfur
na ya mama dey on drugs idiot

Siena:

Wow, that was uncalled for! This thread has all been about humour / light banter.

Can't you take a joke? And that's all it was, a joke on Darfur's part.

darfur:

toshmann abeg no vex all na joke. this thread na complete parody. nothing serious here (including omoge/ elgaxton saga although my man elgie mean business o )
I take God beg u for forgiveness. it was meant to be a joke but it looks like you are new to this thread. you took our words seriously.

sorry

@darfur et al
sorry my dear, i shoulda known it was a friendly free thread. but even if it wasn't i shouldnt have bursted out like that. i was already annoyed at something else. so it was a case of transferred agression.

i take back my words.
thanx for ur maturity. toshmann is also a man of peace.

omoge:

laughing and still laughing . i don't know why the phone is taking long to dry. maybe because no sunshine so far. i don't have a drying machine. na hand i take dey wash my clothes and dry them on roof top (same place i dry the phone).
no stingy just that the phone fall for bathtub and ya know, hang in there.

@elgie

i no talk

toshmann:

thanx for your maturity. toshmann is also a man of peace.

Tosh man of peace? no i disagree. Bring two gyls here now Tosh will turn this thread to darfur abi Iraq.
Tosh How now? are u stingy?
If you are not buy Presido champagne!!

u go wait till hell freezes

Hmmm

Omoge so song don change abi, I don wait tire o, my patience is running out menn

Why not surprise me this october as per nigerian's independence gift


ToshMann!

Thank God seyU don vex finish meanwhile u and darfur who singy pass? becos Darfur sey make i follow due process but ur own

is to allow hell freeze first be4 u give out Nna Nawah for u o!

meanwhile i just dey wander why the name Toshman! sounds like _kposhman no wander darfur cry out b4(LOL)

Na joke i dey o, no transfer ur aggression again o

@Omoge

still waiting!!

darffy

how far na, any groove for the independence?

Oh i forget sey na the stingy group dey uk.

x

@Omoge

I don watch the video belleful but how one luv go dey without communication!




Ok I don vex giv ya account number make i put some cash sharply!


Trying to stir up the luv now o!

common baibay let's do this thing

lol baibay ke? where you borrow that english from? stingy NG?

oh!! you wan load my account for me and want my account number?
wayoooo El, you must be loaded
where is the check book self? still looking for the check book.

@elgie
congratulations my man. you are making progress. for the 1st time in so many posts omoge did not ask you to "go hang" as there was no "hang in there" in her post. man u are winning. na wa o. patience works oh. keep it up bro

lol toshmann wan kill me o. my rib cracked!

i can't help laughing my head off.

El dearie, am looking for checkbook. so hang on as i will get back to you soon .

omoge:

lol toshmann wan kill me o. my rib cracked!

i can't help laughing my head off.

El dearie, am looking for checkbook. so hang on as i will get back to you soon .

i no talk

elgie my maaaaaaaaaaaan
long time no hear. how now? i dey miss you o. e be like say u de give up for ya socio-romantic ambitions. just follow due process and trust darfur ya best friend to do the rest for you

i dey wait ya reply. the earlier the better b/c very soon e no go be free again o. u go come need to pay me b4 i arrange the whole thing for u

how was ya weekend? have a nice week ahead.

@omoge
elgie must never communicate with you without my constituted authorisation after complete due process

yes u can say we are stingy, but why do you beg us money

NIGERIANS IN THE UK COULD BE STINGY BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR EVERY PENNY YOU EARN AND THE BRITISH SYSTEM MUST ALWAYS COLLECT SOMETHING FROM YOU NO MATTER HOW MENIAL YOUR JOB IS.
EVEN IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME OF FOOTBALL YOU MUST PAY.
JUST IMAGINE THIS IN THE UK
A GUY GOT A JOB IN A RESTURANT (IMAGINE MR BIGGS)AND HE IS TO BE PAID 5 POUNDS PER HOUR.THE UNIFORM THAT HE WILL GET AND SHOES AND CAPS WILL BE DEDUCTED FROM HIS SALARY.THATS JUST A TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF THE UK.

THE UK IS WHERE 419 REALLY STARTED .YOU SEE NOTHING IS FREE

UNLESS YOU ARE GETTING THE RIPPLE EFFECT OF A PHILANTHROPIST

@darfur

How far na? My weekend was groovy, since u and Omoge dey 4m for me na, Na him i go groove with some of dem _chikitos!!

@Jayon
wetin u find come this thread? I go call VicJustice for u o! U no know sey i dey follow u eh? hehehe


@Omoge

Na laff u come here come laff since, I dey vexx for u!

simple call u no fit ah! Hiissssssssssssssss!

_{come raise my hope with dopeman music come begin laff}



Why tantalize my tongue with a drop of honey and not at least one spoonful! long hisssss

Abeg jare! where simply me dey sef

i totally agree with u Elgaxton, they r v, vv. stingy

@ Howddy

Thank u jare!

U no see as Omoge dey stingy with her number

Darfur daffy wetin dey shellle for ur side na? Meegwo!

you go call who for me vic-justice, u dey craise, go ask vic-justice how i open hin yarsh for one thread like that, if no be sey u be my friend, i for just expose u hear now, u sey ppl for UK stingy,why u dey call me for money nah wahoooo

Elgaxton:

@darfur

How far na? My weekend was groovy, since u and Omoge dey 4m for me na, Na him i go groove with some of them _chikitos!!

@Jayon
wetin u find come this thread? I go call VicJustice for u o! You no know sey i dey follow u eh? hehehe


@Omoge

Na laff u come here come laff since, I dey vexx for u!

simple call u no fit ah! Hiissssssssssssssss!

_{come raise my hope with dopeman music come begin laff}



Why tantalize my tongue with a drop of honey and not at least one spoonful! long hisssss

Abeg jare! where simply me dey sef

@Jayon

U see that ur signature, Do u understand what it means? It means that if jesus does not lie u should not lie too!

When i take beg u for money? Mumu Boy like!

Vicjustice!!! Please come o The Impostor is here o, lying again!

Hehehehe

I know sey ur mind don fly as u hear that name Vicjustice!

so u dey use vic-justice scare me now abi, no problem i go soon expose vic-justice ,just because sey me and vic-justice don be friends

@jayon

U be fish o! ITI abuke!

Only u de for Uk and New York!

Onyeala!

LMAO!!
aaahhahahaahah!
This is the funniest ish i've read in a while.
Abeg, make i add yankee perspective:
The simple fact that this trend repeats itself with everyone that leaves naija for some western country should tell you that its not being stingy or selfish, it is just the way it is.

I was in Nigeria a just 2 months ago after 7 years and boy was i in for a shock.

One thing (and i think this is also very true in europe):
Because of the economy, a lot of people spend their productive years sittin around doing NOTHING.
Someone mentioned that people in naija are lazy and I completely disagree! The same Nigerians placed in "land of opportunity" are the MOST successful. Shey na engineer, scientist, Dr., lawyer, just name it.
Ask anyone who's ever been to a professional conference and they'll tell you that we are well represented.

@ folami,

what shocked u in naija?

lol i'm trying to get a new number since water don spoil the other one. just hang on okay .

Elgaxton:

@ Howddy

Thank u jare!

You no see as Omoge dey stingy with her number

Darfur daffy wetin dey shellle for your side na? Meegwo!

omoge:

lol i'm trying to get a new number since water don spoil the other one. just hang on okay .

Omoge what's going on here? Do you want to go to Naija. . .No Sorry UK?

i want to go to America and UK. I heard the place is nice and the pple are stingy. you wan help me with visa and buy my ticket 

. . O Baby i really miss you online . . Ok YIM me & i will make connections for that immediately.

hang in there i will be with you soon