Sazeals:

I chase Marine spirits oooo
our business order is follow.
chase and comeback later = 1000
chase away forever = 2500
telling the Marine spirit to dey do you small small = 500.
patronize us pls

Felixalex:



Star raNdler

Mindlog:


Do any of the beaches offer scuba diving and jet skiing?

And by the way, you have certainly used the evening newspaper bait to draw 'em in like pheromone trap that attracts the male fruit flies.

kay29000:


Lol! Funny.

mansakhalifa:


Not really, ma'am.

I was simply scandalized by the fact that such a well-setup establishment could have so much blunder and misspellings on its menu and still not notice it or flinch at it. That, and the fact that they misspelled my favourite brew.

It's unbelievable. My opinion: they should hire a qualified proofreader to help with their lists ASAP.

Okoroawusa:
Pocohantas I always enjoy viewing your beach trips pictures. They are always entertaining, educative and I enjoy the way you wet Nairaland "boys" appetite with silhouette pictures of you whenever you go on this kind of trip. Ka fa nwubazia...

I love you attitude towards life. Jisie ike nwannem nwanyi

pocohantas:


You get mind. I am never brave enough to try anything grand in a Nigerian menu, except it is those premium restaurants that specialize in such.

Davash222:

Poco is not beautiful! You can’t term a short girl BEAUTIFUL.

Imabong80:


Next I suggest you try Inagbe Beach resort owned by Ooni of Ife... you'll forget to go home. They even have a swimming pool by the beach.

Xmen149:


are you igbo

pocohantas:


I’ll keep this in mind. Reviews I read online weren’t so nice sha.



Very Igbo...

pocohantas:
8— People selling different things…

Finally bought one. The last picture is what I went for. They are cooking, so why not?

pocohantas:





I just dey look you.

Ikillbrokehoes:
Does that beach looks like American beach? abeg see question, where have u seen Africans scuba diving or skiing? smh

BabaOwen:
I pray Ignorance no go kill you

Sazeals:

hope you haven't forgotten that you are in Nigeria.
1.where you wan see all that one,na boat be the only thing you go fit see.
2.if they get,the thing no be original
3.if they get original,no safety measures,you are water mermaid go dey chill ni.
I cum in peace

Xmen149:


Cool,.If you wanna hang on your next beach outing let me know.

we can go with local delicacy (if it's a beach that allows to bring in stuff) for a change. how you see that

pocohantas:


But I don’t need help in food ministry na. I can consume all myself. Soon...most likely Landmark.

pocohantas:
6— What I ordered Vs What I got…

pocohantas:







Lol. Very true. Heard Landmark is exclusive though. Ilashe is another one that I heard is private too, but my problem is crossing water to get there.

FutureFocus:
The beach is cleaner around there compare to Elegushi and there are so many other beaches just around there , this is the best time to go as the road is better now, b'cos that community road is untarred , usually flooded in the raining season, you are advice to go with your truck even now because the road is gallopy .

I like Atican, Barracuda and Redline..

Ikillbrokehoes:
Nigerians don't do both, I haven't seen any but perhaps jet skiing but not scuba diving

Ikillbrokehoes:
Lol don't waste Ur time bro, she will never come

pocohantas:


No vex, next time we would go together.




Lol. Very true. Heard Landmark is exclusive though. Ilashe is another one that I heard is private too, but my problem is crossing water to get there.