that is why when I take a girl out I give you 1k to buy whatever you want. if you reject it or say it's not enough then i walk out on you plain and simple don't have time for rubbish

To be on safer side when u take any lady on a date, use ur hand order what u can afford not giving her an open cheque cos on a normal most of them no get sense.

Oturatetuala:


Must she eat rice and chicken? She can just order for something else like meat pie, burger or ice cream and story ends but anyways I still blame the both of them.

why should she choose unhealthy meals because of him.


What exactly is wrong with rice, chicken and salad?

He should have taken her to a cheaper restaurant

the man is very lucky she did not order a whole cow - what did he think securing the bag means

pocohantas:


I never consider am...

You really should.

dairykidd:


Happy birthday dear belle... I wish u undiluted happiness. May u get whatsoever ur heart desires

Awww. I didn't even see this notification earlier.

Thank you so much for your hearty wishes

And Happy new month to you and your family.

Biglittlelois:



If he tells her the amount he wants to spend, will he die? How will he take someone to an expensive restaurant and expect not to spend? If he wants shared bill, can't he talk?

But if it is to invite a girl to your house, e nor dey hard una to talk, yeye people.

i'm not against spending on her, ofcourse its my duty but don't take advantage of the kind gesture which some babes are fond of doing

Fahdiga:
Merely looking at his face you will know that he is the chairman of Simps. I bet this idiot have never given his fellow man a bottle of beer since this year and he is here wailing. was his mouth locked when the girl was collecting everything left and right

I had to go back to go check out the SIMPleton's face.

OcVoice:


You no dey chop for house?

You order food while he's drinking bottle water? You girls should be considerate!

Africa and there useless way of thinking the gal try sef ,when he know that he dnt want her to spend up to that why can he carry her go Zoo or river side and if Na some useless gal Na the whole 20 thousand she go spent

LadyTianna:
Men can be funny. When you take a girl to a restaurant, do you expect her not to order food?

You're right but that shit only happen here
In the US the guy will pay his own food bills while the girl will pay her own too
So if you travel out some day and you're call out for a date and you don't bring your own cash thinking the guy will pay your food bills. Well I don't know if they also hold people down to wash plates over there.but if they do tianna you gon wash some fuçking plates

SILENTandSMART2:
eleribuu girl



hahahaha


eleribuu wey never chop better food wan chop better food


Kikikikikiki
somebody dat take you out ordered 100 naira bottle water but the eleribuu girl ask for 4500 naira food


hahahaha


girls are really werey sometimes


the thing happened to me before, when i was in secondry school i ordered a cold drink, i jusss don't know the kind of devil wey push me, i was like it won't make sense at all to be drinking chilled drink and she's not drinking also ,


i told her dat she should ask for what she want ,,, comman see the way the eleribuu girl dey demand for anything she want , I was like shey hunger wan keeee you before ni


lemme juss stop the story jare

Thanks for lieing to us jare God bless you
He no funny but we laugh small
But try dey lie small small O cause he dey increase life span

funny dude
she ordered rice,chicken and salad for 4500 naira and u ordered plain pure water
wen u know say u no get much money why not make the order for her and urself
why let her do her own order on ur pocket
will she shoot u cos u dared make an order for her?
dont know why some guys are so shitty scared
anyway u learnt from that incident
and a plate of rice and stale stew for 4500 with ittty bitty salad is quite expensive
u can prepare ur own rice and stew in the comfort of ur home at a cheaper amount
imagine a man wey no sabi cook at all and is single...more than half of his salary he will be spending it in resturants

OcVoice:


You no dey chop for house?

This shit got me laughing real hard brov

Anayxz:
To be on safer side when u take any lady on a date, use ur hand order what u can afford not giving her an open cheque cos on a normal most of them no get sense.

exactly
if u know u no gallant for pocket make the order for her.If na piece of meatpie with a bottle of pepsi u can afford then order for that.

LadyTianna:
Men can be funny. When you take a girl to a restaurant, do you expect her not to order food?

he make the order if he knows he cant afford what she is ordering or best she can use her own money to make her personal orders.

LadyTianna:
Men can be funny. When you take a girl to a restaurant, do you expect her not to order food?

LadyTianna:

Then tell her before hand. Going on a date in an eatery kinda implies there'll be food

how many food can you eat, honestly? If you try to play such games with me you will just be disgracing yourself. What's food?
How come people have lost every atom shame? I will never even feel comfortable opening my mouth to eat in front of someone I just met not to talk of devouring food like an escaped convict who hasn't seen real food in 20 years
This mindset is what makes people disgrace themselves dragging food in weddings and burial ceremonies. No shame, no self esteem all they see is free food. What's food?

Doesn't still change the fact that the guy is a M0R0N though

pocohantas:


In Economics, we have Diminishing Marginal Returns. In layman’s terms, at some point in production, you’ll peak and increasing other variables would have no significant effect on output. E.g, you are very hungry, seriously craving suya. You buy suya of N3000, once your craving is satisfied- whatever is left of the suya would make no difference anymore. Just like when you cum and come to your senses.

Why are broke ladies expensive to date? They haven’t peaked in basic enjoyment.

The first time I saw Horlicks in my life, I kept staring at it. Them no give me o, I carry my longthroat go house. First time I ate pizza, I finished that small one alone. First time I took Coldstone ice cream? Shawarma nko?

With frequent consumption of these things, I began to appreciate them less. I don’t take them anymore sef, I see them as fattening. An evening stroll or drive around town would be better appreciated than food now (well, except it is afang soup) and I am still broke as fck. Just done with the basics...

As you are growing, your definition of enjoyment will keep changing. At a point, you might have so much money that you have done it all. That is why you see rich people doing silly things. They know what they are doing is silly, but they don’t know what to do with the money again.

100%

martinmiller:


Very simple like ABC, or you tell her, you will have to split the bills and watch are reaction. you took a lady to an eatery and you want her to order for the same as you, gedifork outa here.

And why his he taking just water, things are not done like that here.

Toh, I don't know why some guys set unnecessary traps

ZIINI:

You're right but that shit only happen here
In the US the guy will pay his own food bills while the girl will pay her own too
So if you travel out some day and you're call out for a date and you don't bring your own cash thinking the guy will pay your food bills. Well I don't know if they also hold people down to wash plates over there.but if they do tianna you gon wash some fuçking plates

Baba na lie! You asked a lady out on a date and you expect her to go Dutch with you? You think we don't see these things happen in real life over there? Baba person wey get dey pay.

American males pay for their dates ooo... Dey there dey believe rubbish.

ZIINI:

You're right but that shit only happen here
In the US the guy will pay his own food bills while the girl will pay her own too
So if you travel out some day and you're call out for a date and you don't bring your own cash thinking the guy will pay your food bills. Well I don't know if they also hold people down to wash plates over there.but if they do tianna you gon wash some fuçking plates

guy when u travel out of nigeria food becomes less of a big deal.Its only in nigeria u would see two fully grown adults punching each other over fried meat for party .Like the story i just read today about in IMO state about a brother kicking another of his brother in the testicles over the sharing of foodstuff in bride price or so.i was like what?? ??
Ordinary sharing of indomie and tomato paste na im u kick ur brother to death
food that u will later poo out in the toilet
abeg we worship food too much in nigeria
i dont think its poverty
Maybe its the greed in us
just as u see a naija babe planning to eat as much as she can eat on the guy"s head even when not hungry so u would see well dressed individuals fighting over meat and malt drink in naming ceremonies .

James4bright:


Who even orders very heavy meals on dates these days? Except from hungry Naija girls.

What's stopping the girl from eating light?

u know wetin me even dey reason be say how will the girl be able to do the oza room business after consuming two plates of rice and plate of fufu with salad
i mean after such a meal u would feel too heavy to move in the bedroom
and talking of eating light most girls who are freakish about their shape tend to eat light when u take them on a date.

ZIINI:
Thanks for lieing to us jare God bless you He no funny but we laugh small But try dey lie small small O cause he dey increase life span

lol

people dey nairaland sha

what's the big deal in what i did ?

you haven't seen it before or you can't do it ?

I'm jusssss laughing when i read your post,
no problem sir

SweetCunt97:
Baba na lie! You asked a lady out on a date and you expect her to go Dutch with you? You think we don't see these things happen in real life over there? Baba person wey get dey pay.

American males pay for their dates ooo... Dey there dey believe rubbish.

All these things wey you yarn so all na because say you no wan pay for the food wey you chop Abi
No wahala na that guy fûck up as the babe order food of 4,500 hin suppose stand up dey go
I know myself na something wey I fit do.

ZINIIBANKS:

All these things wey you yarn so all na because say you no wan pay for the food wey you chop Abi
No wahala na that guy fûck up as the babe order food of 4,500 hin suppose stand up dey go
I know myself na something wey I fit do.

Then u a bitch nigga. Communication is important in relationships, friendships. Why not simply tell ur budget for that date.

Anyways I can't comman b drinking water like fish cos a Niggah is drinking water.

SweetCunt97:
Then u a bitch nigga. Communication is important in relationships, friendships. Why not simply tell ur budget for that date.

Anyways I can't comman b drinking water like fish cos a Niggah is drinking water.

Girls are greedy and stingy if she was asked to pay for what they both ate her reaction will change.
Am very sure she can't enter a restaurant on a normal day and eat a food of #4,500 but she prefer to eat it like that cause a guy is paying.Bible says pinch yourself first before you do it to others.
Am still blaming the guy for being stupid
I trust myself Zini will stand up have done it before
She kon see me for middle bet she kon dey yarn nonsense if I no caution my guys that day dem go beat stupidity out of her.

SILENTandSMART2:



lol


people dey nairaland sha


what's the big deal in what i did ?


you haven't seen it before or you can't do it ?


I'm jusssss laughing when i read your post,

no problem sir

Ma nigi✌

ZINIIBANKS:
Ma nigi✌

we dey together man ❤️✌️

ZINIIBANKS:
Ma nigi✌

we dey together man ❤️✌️

Nuel4:
how many food can you eat, honestly? If you try to play such games with me you will just be disgracing yourself. What's food?
How come people have lost every atom shame? I will never even feel comfortable opening my mouth to eat in front of someone I just met not to talk of devouring food like an escaped convict who hasn't seen real food in 20 years
This mindset is what makes people disgrace themselves dragging food in weddings and burial ceremonies. No shame, no self esteem all they see is free food. What's food?

Doesn't still change the fact that the guy is a M0R0N though

Everybody is different mehn...I wouldn't eat like an escaped convict when I'm on a date either

ZIINI:

You're right but that shit only happen here
In the US the guy will pay his own food bills while the girl will pay her own too
So if you travel out some day and you're call out for a date and you don't bring your own cash thinking the guy will pay your food bills. Well I don't know if they also hold people down to wash plates over there.but if they do tianna you gon wash some fuçking plates

Lol fvck you mehn. I always carry extra cash when I go on dates in case the guy messes up

ZINIIBANKS:

Girls are greedy and stingy if she was asked to pay for what they both ate her reaction will change.
Am very sure she can't enter a restaurant on a normal day and eat a food of #4,500 but she prefer to eat it like that cause a guy is paying.Bible says pinch yourself with a needle first before you do it to others.
Am still blaming the guy for being stupid
I trust myself Zini will stand up have done it before
She kon see me for middle bet she kon dey yarn nonsense if I no caution my guys that day dem go beat stupidity out of her.

Your stance is still toxic guy. Better calm down.