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| The Bad And Good News by Nobody: 12:11pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Well, The bad news first, Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers. |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by jackpot(f): 2:26pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
So make i laugh? Mtchew. . . |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by adjain(m): 3:51pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
[sub]pours glue in jackpot's mauf/sub] Nice one there poster, chai. Dat one na news wey go make person cry. Offer on my slippers cos i no get leg, smh |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by Nobody: 10:03pm On Mar 23, 2011 |
What is funny about the jokes? |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by jackpot(f): 5:09am On Mar 24, 2011 |
^^if you don't enjoy d jokes, enjoy d comments  |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by Baxilexi(m): 8:53pm On Mar 25, 2011 |
jackpot. . . your signature is vision what?? 2020??  |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by yinkalink(f): 9:05pm On Mar 25, 2011 |
Lol. |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by Baxilexi(m): 10:16pm On Mar 25, 2011 |
you know you innit, ryt?? |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by yinkalink(f): 10:21pm On Mar 25, 2011 |
Hehehe. Dere's no law against fantasizing? |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by Baxilexi(m): 10:28pm On Mar 25, 2011 |
y do you call it fantasy?? are you outta this world?? |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by yinkalink(f): 10:29pm On Mar 25, 2011 |
Nah. Cos dats wat it is. |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by Baxilexi(m): 1:09am On Mar 26, 2011 |
Mmmh, so. . . What it is thats inside of you that makes you morethan a pretty face in the crowd, cos beauty is common, peeps that werent born with it buy it?? And yeh. . . No bad day yeh. . . |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by yinkalink(f): 4:22am On Mar 26, 2011 |
Yep dey do. Dunno, i guess my personality,knowledge n d fact dat i support d best club in d world. Why did u assume dat i am pretty? |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by Baxilexi(m): 8:46am On Mar 26, 2011 |
Am clairvoyant i guess. Correct!? Am i? Bad news first |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by yinkalink(f): 9:28am On Mar 26, 2011 |
Can't answer both questions sawree. |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by ElementG(m): 10:45am On Mar 26, 2011 |
sorry el man but i really didnt find d post funny |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by yinkalink(f): 10:53am On Mar 26, 2011 |
Truth hurts dey say. He's done beta dan dis u kn. |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by Baxilexi(m): 1:08pm On Mar 26, 2011 |
@yinkalink. okay, hmmm. . . your quite the entertainer, we should be friends, wotchu think?? |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by yinkalink(f): 1:39pm On Mar 26, 2011 |
Dats not a problem. |
| Re: The Bad And Good News by jackpot(f): 11:26pm On Mar 28, 2011 |
@yinka nobody is fantasizing about you an inch. .you should be thanking me for includin ur name in my sig. . remember i don't follow those chasing you like tom and jerry for every thread. . I'm a GENTLEMAN! I know i've come under attacks recently cos of dat signature but i don't expect you to join d train. Well i'll change d motha'fooka |
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