slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Grab my weed while I read comments from my baby girls

Hope not to see a girl says she doesn't like the sight of bottles and weed because na wetin full my room be that

So you are the one that has been stealing my weed from my weed farm?

kondogbia:

She comes to charge only phone...........
Mtcheew.... You never ready talk true

Bad electricity in my area, so I on gen every night, she has no choice than to stay overnight sometimes.

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

hotel thing abi?

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

Eeekun...
So na guys dey visit you abii you dey always book hotel...

EmmaNuella77:


Except i'm going to share the Goodnews ogah.

With my fellow brethren in Christ

pocohantas:


Women are futuristic beings. If your house looks like a sare-wagba spot, you’ll be begging ladies to visit and they’ll refuse. You’ll say it is because you didn’t send urgent 2k- it is a lie!

All the money you use in drinking beer, channel half of it into making your space livable and trust me, na babes go dey ask if you are home.

There are some guys house you’ll enter, so homely, you will just imagine yourself pregnant and watching TV. Why won’t you try to hook such a man?

Your comments/post are always matured and reasonable

pocohantas:


Nigerians get triggered on topics relating to hygiene. When I was younger, my mum used to flog it into our heads, could be overwhelming and embarrassing- but I learned a lot from her.

I see such people too and I wonder who kisses them. It is hard telling Nigerians they could be neater or smell better. They take it too serious, something that should be appreciated.

Hmmmm!!!! Same here.
Seriously, a lot of women are trying all in the name of marriage o. If I were to be a woman, I won't take that shit. Some men are so dirty and smelly.

you sef fail jawe

1- you no suppose tell her you never had sex in a while cuz dem girls no mind that, dem too dey have sex steady as other guys dey dig them 24/7. well i understand you had to lie so she can see you as a good guy but you no need am

2- Even after the lie. you shouldn't have produced condom just tell her to let you go raw that you are good at withdrawal, na withdrawal sure pass las las person wey go catch HIV and other STD go catch. you can't always be too careful


shikena!


No dey take all these girls serious jawe

las las girls wey go Bleep you go Bleep you!

illicit:
I once caught a new fish....


I told her I haven't had sex in a while....


The day we wanted to get down at my place, she asked me to produce my condom, When I produced two, she asked for the pack and the rest, when I couldn't come up with it....


She threatened to leave until I confessed that I make love on a steady.

In a much as you're right that this thread should serve as a learning curve for guys who wanna attract females for relationships, the truth is guys are not single because of these. They are single because they are not ready. When they are, they will get females....maybe not the ladies of their dreams but sometimes better!

Men has that special prerogative to determine when certain things like relationship or marriage must happen. If he is determined to marry within a week, he can do it and still get a decent girl!

pocohantas:


The problem with Naija guys is they hate to take correction. Always acting like they are perfect and women are the problem. Ask them why they are single and 100% of the problem is Nigerian women.

Some of you are so dirty, the dirtiness can be seen right from your cars and fingernails. Body odour and mouth odour, arrogance and other turnoff.

Take correction, no way! This thread should be a learning curve for some of you, but you rather attack.

When a lady sees a lot of roots n herbal drinks, simply means he kitten is about to explode

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Please add your your house address.i see you are indirectly invitejng babes from nairaland.

Ladies, if you are interested in visiting this guy to know if what he said is true, gather here make we take off. I will pay for the transportation.

I don’t do group, I do one at a time

But you have to be tall, have nice big boobs , I can manage any type of ass you have

In my place u see girls pants and bras I have lost count its seems they loose their senses after staying overnight and forget their panties d next day, I don't even know who wore what because I HV lost count

still doesn't make you smart, mature, or classy

so

Zzor:
I don't visit guys

its easy to type post your toilet here as it is right now make we see

tnerro1:
If you come to my place, you will find my bathroom and toilet spotlessly clean, so clean that you can sit there and eat( I do at times )

Pls does anyone know ashawo joint in Adamawa yola

Jodha:


Nawa o... she's really weird ....
I'm not actually restricting my spouse from having female friends....but i feel being too cosy with neighbors to the extent that especially the female ones flock into yhur house anytime dey like...is a serious red flag for me.

A have a few female friends but since I'm already in a relationship, there's a definite limit to our friendship even though these are friends I knew before meeting her.

She cheated once while a wasn't around for a while and I forgave her and moved on with the mindset that no one is perfect and I was actually in love.
Meanwhile through out our two years of dating, I didn't even imagine kissing another girl.

But all of that turned out against me.
My parents are still asking about her and I keep saying she's fine. Telling them we broke up is still very much hard for me.

She was also tired of waiting for the financial breakthrough every Hussling young man experiences.

I know I'll get over her with time.

Emperor4tune:
and if you do,then be expecting thunder any moment from now,the thunder will not scater u completely but it will make ur mouth so long that no man will ever like to look at ur face twice..confess now & i will rovoke the thunder from you

Easy on her bro ��

pocohantas:


The problem with Naija guys is they hate to take correction. Always acting like they are perfect and women are the problem. Ask them why they are single and 100% of the problem is Nigerian women.

Some of you are so dirty, the dirtiness can be seen right from your cars and fingernails. Body odour and mouth odour, arrogance and other turnoff.

Take correction, no way! This thread should be a learning curve for some of you, but you rather attack.

I admit my place is dirty
Ladies panties and bras make my place dirty

Miss goody two shoes has come with her usual rants

STF. l think you should STFU!

Jodha:
No chair....

Clothes all over the place....unswept floor...


Since this made fp... Please i sell really affordable quality human hair....and hair care products...
Spoil yhur babe/sister/mother this festive period
Send me a pm or check my signature for enquiries..

Somebody is afraid of the bed

DMerciful:
In a much as you're right that this thread should serve as a learning curve for guys who wanna attract females for relationships, the truth is guys are not single because of these. They are single because they are not ready. When they are, they will get females....maybe not the ladies of their dreams but sometimes better!

Men has that special prerogative to determine when certain things like relationship or marriage must happen. If he is determined to marry within a week, he can do it and still get a decent girl!

Continue deceiving yourself. On this same NL we have seen people creating threads complaining of how mouth odour is ruining their dating life. You think those people do not know that they can get married within a week?

Even women can get married within a week. The question is, to who? Allow them read and learn. You are a man, you are not the one to determine the attraction. A woman would do that and a woman is telling you dirtiness is a turnoff.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Grab my weed while I read comments from my baby girls

Hope not to see a girl says she doesn't like the sight of bottles and weed because na wetin full my room be that

Lol I Dey tell you
High grade

Jodha:
Please when I visit a guy and notice he's overly familiar with neighbors...it irritates me...

We are Africans....your neighbor shouldn't be your enemy

Dididrumz:


A have a few female friends but since I'm already in a relationship, there's a definite limit to our friendship even though these are friends I knew before meeting her.

She cheated once while a wasn't around for a while and I forgave her and moved on with the mindset that no one is perfect and I was actually in love.
Meanwhile through out our two years of dating, I didn't even imagine kissing another girl.

But all of that turned out against me.
My parents are still asking about her and I keep saying she's fine. Telling them we broke up is still very much hard for me.

She was also tired of waiting for the financial breakthrough every Hussling young man experiences.

I know I'll get over her with time.

From what yhu said yhu dodged very big bullet by breaking up with her....
I don't know why kind people always end up the worst of partners...

I'm sure yhull find someone that'll respect yhu and love yhu unconditionally for who yhu are...

Don't worry...God is not done with yhu...

tnerro1:


I don’t do group, I do one at a time

But you have to be tall, have nice big boobs , I can manage any type of ass you have

We are not coming to do the do oga. Don't tell me you are those guys that clean their room only when a new babe is coming. Cos I'm beginning to think you cleaned is cos you had a new catch.

pocohantas:


The problem with Naija guys is they hate to take correction. Always acting like they are perfect and women are the problem. Ask them why they are single and 100% of the problem is Nigerian women.

Some of you are so dirty, the dirtiness can be seen right from your cars and fingernails. Body odour and mouth odour, arrogance and other turnoff.

Take correction, no way! This thread should be a learning curve for some of you, but you rather attack.

pocohantas:


Nigerians get triggered on topics relating to hygiene. When I was younger, my mum used to flog it into our heads, could be overwhelming and embarrassing- but I learned a lot from her.

I see such people too and I wonder who kisses them. It is hard telling Nigerians they could be neater or smell better. They take it too serious, something that should be appreciated.

Very much on point, Poco.

I wonder how people live with themselves knowing they stink. We humans have natural odor, and our daily activities can intensify the emanation. But it is up to us to take care of ourselves and buy products for hygiene, as well as deodorants.

Like these things are usually cheap, yet most people will rather spend their money on suya and beer. Tell me, why won't they stink.


My younger brother stinks to the high heavens, yet I haven't summoned the courage to confront him and not make him feel bad about it.

You sleep in the bed with someone who's always smelling fresh and always tidies the room, yet you don't bother learning one thing or two. I mean this guy smells so bad that I have to tell him to stop spreading his worn clothes on the hanger.

Hygiene is heaven, which is why I love my girlfriend die. You won't believe I even sniff her whenever we're together — from her hair to down there. I love cleanliness, and that's her watchword.

Deodorants can't even help most people. They have to be clean first and not feel attacked when corrected.

femi4:
We are Africans....your neighbor shouldn't be your enemy

I'm not saying he should be enemies with neighbors...all I'm saying is he should set boundaries...

pocohantas:


Women are futuristic beings. If your house looks like a sare-wagba spot, you’ll be begging ladies to visit and they’ll refuse. You’ll say it is because you didn’t send urgent 2k- it is a lie!

All the money you use in drinking beer, channel half of it into making your space livable and trust me, na babes go dey ask if you are home.

There are some guys house you’ll enter, so homely, you will just imagine yourself pregnant and watching TV. Why won’t you try to hook such a man?

Poco! You have kee me yakata with your sense of humour! Sare wa gba indeed.

I see you have now embraced more of realism over your previous sarcasm approach.

Looool......for every one woman that rejects a man, there are 50 available. Social media is a game changer for men. Guys just need to hustle!....Was it not few days ago Princess was saying had it been she was sensible she would have accepted Ned Nwoko?

A man that knows himself determines his environment!

Guys, hustle o!

pocohantas:


Continue deceiving yourself. On this same NL we have seen people creating threads complaining of how mouth odour is ruining their dating life. You think those people do not know that they can get married within a week?

Even women can get married within a week. The question is, to who? Allow them read and learn. You are a man, you are not the one to determine the attraction. A woman would do that and a woman is telling you dirtiness is a turnoff.

Jodha:


Nawa o... she's really weird ....
I'm not actually restricting my spouse from having female friends....but i feel being too cosy with neighbors to the extent that especially the female ones flock into yhur house anytime dey like...is a serious red flag for me.

You have trust issues!

Just open up and tell us that you are insecure about the notion that the guy may be shagging his neighbor and ladies who think like this are the types who "do" with their own male neighbors!

A Igbo proverb says" Ogbu nmaa anaghi ekwe ka onye ji nmaa ga ya b'azu... meaning: "A knife stabber is always cautious about people who carry knives behind his/her back".