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The Virgin by folanusi(m): 9:05pm On Jun 29, 2007 |
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family." |
Re: The Virgin by dashkk(m): 1:24am On Jun 30, 2007 |
she is the wisest vigin ever |
Re: The Virgin by simstar(f): 2:49pm On Jul 01, 2007 |
that was so crazy!!! |
Re: The Virgin by funty(f): 7:47pm On Jul 02, 2007 |
OMG!!! lol!!! |
Re: The Virgin by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:16am On Jul 03, 2007 |
lmao |
Re: The Virgin by ne4real(f): 2:40pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
poor virgin |
Re: The Virgin by Greycells(m): 6:41pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
lucky bloke |
Re: The Virgin by SeunT2(m): 7:13pm On Jul 04, 2007 |
Well that's fine since her grandma said that, she should not allow the guy to disgrace her family that is why she obeys her grandma.anyway i like the joke. |
Re: The Virgin by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jul 05, 2007 |
This is it, Good girl She disgrace the boy's family iNFCT, SHE ISN'T A BASTARD |
Re: The Virgin by Oracle(m): 5:55am On Sep 11, 2007 |
Thatz one great virgin that wouldn't allow her family to be disgraced |
Re: The Virgin by mopegirl(f): 9:45am On Sep 11, 2007 |
na true, abi for say u be she, oracle, i sure say na ur family dem disgrace sha wetin u go do answer me now |
Re: The Virgin by Aiphie(f): 10:19am On Sep 11, 2007 |
I didn't know that such loyalty still exists. Rather than have him disgrace her family, she disgraced his. A true virgin. |
Re: The Virgin by temmysexy(f): 12:11pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
well done girl, disgrace the guy well |
Re: The Virgin by abbey2004(f): 5:07pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
that was a good one |
Re: The Virgin by jennie1(f): 5:19pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
See what misinformation can do to the ignorant! |
Re: The Virgin by ploduwa(m): 5:35pm On Oct 29, 2007 |
She'll soon wear out disgracing all their family. mumu Oh Boy you too dey with this one oooooooo |
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